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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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#6002

If somebody said, "Do you want to go see a far-right musical starring men in drag celebrating holidays at a restaurant?"  You would immediately call an ambulance for a stroke.  

#6003

I just can't anymore.

 

When Joe Biden came to Washington as a Senator in 1973, America’s national debt was $438 Billion.Under his 50 year control, America is now nearly $32 Trillion in debt. Now Joe wants to raise taxes to raise the debt ceiling. We can’t trust Joe with our money or his plan.

 

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#6005
Wow Democrats just laughed at Marjorie Taylor Greene when she asked them to abide by decorum of the House

 

#6006

I strongly believe in decorum in politically charged meetings, but to be fair-I think they laughed because when she turns the gavel horizontal, it looks like her foot.  

Like when you see a cartoon when a pirate takes off their own leg to hit somebody, it's like that kinda funny.  

#6007
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene is planning to put a nationwide pornography ban bill in the debt ceiling bill

 

#6008

Yes Republicans, that’s exactly how you win the masses over.  Violate the Constitution and try to ban porn at the same time.  Whoop!

#6009
20 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Yes Republicans, that’s exactly how you win the masses over.  Violate the Constitution and try to ban porn at the same time.  Whoop!

But Nancy Pelosi did something or other some time ago, I can't really remember what it was, but it was bad, and well you know, that AOC bitch also said some bad stuff and did some bad things that I really don't remember but a lot of other people know about it and well that's like some bullshit and fuck them.

#6010
1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

But Nancy Pelosi did something or other some time ago, I can't really remember what it was, but it was bad, and well you know, that AOC bitch also said some bad stuff and did some bad things that I really don't remember but a lot of other people know about it and well that's like some bullshit and fuck them.

You're thinking of a certain laptop

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90% of Surly probably has "oddly specific porn requests" in our search history.

 

#6011
2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene is planning to put a nationwide pornography ban bill in the debt ceiling bill

 

 

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#6012
2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

You're thinking of a certain laptop

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Hunter Biden, laptop, pornhub
 

Marjorie Taylor Greene wants to put a ban on pornographypic.twitter.com/nP8x2Ghz4R
the“Miller Test”, a three-step test outlined by the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court in a 1973 ruling which determines when protected sexual content crosses the line into the unprotected realm of “obscenity”.

 

#6013
Removing that language would mean that all sexual content, offensive or not, would fall into the unprotected definition of obscene content, which is prohibited from being transmitted across state lines

 

#6014

"This pornhub, pornography, sex website."  

Her words, not mine.  Verbatim.  I love it.  

#6016

First I came on the MILFs.  Is that anything?  

Gotta give her credit.  First Congresswoman to be spitroasted by two gym bros at the same time and she still manages to get a round of applause calling out sexual deviance.  That's not nothing.  

#6017
1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Gotta give her credit.  First Congresswoman to be spitroasted by two gym bros at the same time

Congresswoman. Thought I had you there for a sec.

Lindsey Graham proposes new national abortion restrictions bill

#6020
 

Apparently she spent ample time this week surfing Porn sites.
She’s just like me!
#6021
On 5/24/2023 at 4:32 PM, Beau Vine said:
Wow Democrats just laughed at Marjorie Taylor Greene when she asked them to abide by decorum of the House

 

I like how in the beginning, after the gavel smash, you can hear a male voice telling her what to say. 

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#6022
You're thinking of a certain laptop
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90% of Surly probably has "oddly specific porn requests" in our search history.

 


Ummm….”oddly specific porn requests” is an entire folder on my computer. Well, the folder is actually titled “old work stuff 2016,” I’m just telling you what’s really in there.
#6024
11 hours ago, Beau Vine said:
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene is planning to put a nationwide pornography ban bill in the debt ceiling bill

 

Over my glazed right hand she will. 

#6025
3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Ummm….”oddly specific porn requests” is an entire folder on my computer. Well, the folder is actually titled “old work stuff 2016,” I’m just telling you what’s really in there.

"Oddly Specific Porn Requests" could be a new Surly motto

#6026

HBD, Sporkfoot! (That’s a rough 49.)

Forty nine has never looked so good. Happy Birthday to my sweetheart, America’s national treasure. @mtgreenee 🇺🇸🎉#HappyBirthday
#6028

Hard for me to understand why she is anti porn...cheapassed porn film production might be the one thing she is actually good at.

#6029
1 hour ago, AnTiM said:

Hard for me to understand why she is anti porn...cheapassed porn film production might be the one thing she is actually good at.

Dude...

#6036
20 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Abortion is a loser for the GQP.  She is so fucking dumb.

You’d think so, but all the red states have been passing significant abortion restrictions left and right. 

#6037
20 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I hope this dumb cunt keeps on this...

 

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Abortion is a loser for the GQP.  She is so fucking dumb.

If this group prayer doesn’t work, wouldn’t that mean that either there is no god, there is a god but he doesn’t listen to prayers, or he is pro-choice?  What are the alternatives?

#6040

This ditchpig is 49???

I refuse, REFUSE to believe I’m a year older than her.

Bitch is the definition of “rode hard and put away wet”.

#6041
1 hour ago, Red Five said:

How would a god end abortion? And in only one country. Suddenly all centers magically disappear and all the doctors drop dead?

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#6042
2 hours ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

She must have a sex tape out there that someone is threatening to release.

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#6043
3 hours ago, South Austin said:

You’d think so, but all the red states have been passing significant abortion restrictions left and right. 

And I think they are in the fucking around stage. Cannot wait until they get to the find out stage.

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#6044
Once we pass the debt ceiling bill, these are just a few of the things House Republicans will be able to do in appropriations to take down the Deep State:❌ Punish Dr. Fauci, Peter Strzok, James Comey, and John Brennan by defunding their retirements❌ Terminate all government… https://t.co/24fm5J5xiE

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#6045

You know Marjorie, as an actual fiscal conservative, a couple of your points there aren't as awful as you---FISA courts do need an audit.  And the FBI does not need a new HQ that elaborate.  I won't get into how batshit insane the rest of your list is.  I'll wait until I'm taking my next dump to fuck with your senior staffer who still reminds me once a quarter that you are not, in fact, mentally retarded.  

But you do realize you tweeted, "domestic terror units that target conservatives" on your own, right?  When we say, and especially when members of Congress use the terms "DOJ/FBI/DHS target..." and then name groups of people...we all take that to mean the same thing.  That those people/groups are targets of investigations/raids/cases/etc.  There's only one real way to take your statement.  Those being targeted are being looked for a reason.  I know what you meant to rile up your base about, but you chose your words as poorly as your husband did when he said, "I do."  

#6049
BRUTAL: The MAGA base is FURIOUS at Marjorie Taylor Greene for supporting the debt ceiling bill, viewing her as nothing more than a 'RINO in MAGA clothing.'Her defensive posts are being consistently ratioed by ex-supporters who feel she sold them out and is gaslighting them.

 

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