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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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#6501
Aren’t you the one who did revenge porn in a hearing https://t.co/N3YBXcuIxz

 

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#6502

Hey y'all, MTG is super serious about etiquette and respect. Like, say, screaming at the President of the United States during his State of the Union address. 

#6503

The perfect white elephant Christmas gift!

Marge Greene announces that her book chronicling her life story is coming out in Nov, which she thinks will launch a run for VP, Governor of Georgia, or US Senate. https://t.co/qE0roJE30U

 

#6506
1 hour ago, Grade of D as in David said:

How did they turn cave paintings into a book?

Jewish space lasers.  Duh.

#6507
16 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Jewish space lasers.  Duh.

Then wouldn't the paintings be right to left?  

#6509
Democratic Rep. Jared Moskowitz led the criticism of the far-right lawmaker. https://t.co/LwDVu2iJUc

Oy vey!

Everyone’s making fun of Marjorie Taylor Greene for putting a menorah on her Yom Kippur message, but in her defense she thought it was an eight-pronged Jewish space laser

 

#6510
On 9/19/2023 at 8:18 PM, Born to Run said:
On 9/19/2023 at 5:36 PM, Underdog said:
Will the book have a gazpacho recipe in it?

That's hard to eat with a spork.

You inconsiderate bigot---that's not a spork.  That's her club-foot!  And disabled people can eat just fine with four toes and a dream.  

6 minutes ago, UTCzech III said:
Everyone’s making fun of Marjorie Taylor Greene for putting a menorah on her Yom Kippur message, but in her defense she thought it was an eight-pronged Jewish space laser

That's actually neither a menorah or a jewish space laser.  That's an aerial view of her pair of four-toed feet and her abutment of a chin.  

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#6512

Just wanted to make sure this is preserved forever.
 

The Jan. 6th attackers had bear spray, mace, tasers & zip ties.They beat police with flag poles, fire extinguishers & their own shields.They built an f’ng gallows.Marjorie Taylor Greene called that “peaceful protest.”But this is an insurrection.Oh ok.pic.twitter.com/daXJFWy6RK

 

#6513

I'm surprised she can pronounce insurrection on the first try. It's not easy to make human noises with a caveman hyoid bone. 

#6514
2 minutes ago, Pods said:

I'm surprised she can pronounce insurrection on the first try. It's not easy to make human noises with a caveman hyoid bone. 

I think she is actually trying to say "insert erection".  That would fit her fked up idea of politics.  

#6515
40 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

I think she is actually trying to say "insert erection".  

We have never needed a vomiting rep response as much as we do right now. 

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#6516
11 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Just wanted to make sure this is preserved forever.
 

The Jan. 6th attackers had bear spray, mace, tasers & zip ties.They beat police with flag poles, fire extinguishers & their own shields.They built an f’ng gallows.Marjorie Taylor Greene called that “peaceful protest.”But this is an insurrection.Oh ok.pic.twitter.com/daXJFWy6RK

 

She's nothing more than a stupid, hideous howling monkey.  Apologies to all monkeys for that remark. 

#6517

One day she’s gonna die.  And her family is gonna send someone to the corner store to get a printed paper with her obituary.  And one of her nephews will read it aloud to the rest of the family.  “Mother, Congresswoman, beloved aunt…”. And a niece will stop him and say, “what the hell Larry?  Beloved aunt?  It was supposed to read ‘beloved cunt’!  Go get this fixed!”   

#6519

Whatcha gonna do about it, hammer toes?

List of feckless Republicans that voted WITH Democrats to table my censure resolution against Rashida Tlaib.This is why Republicans NEVER do anything to stop the communists Democrats or ever hold anyone accountable!!PATHETIC. 1/2

 

#6522
2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Hammer Toes is a great name for her 

And the campaign of her opponent. 

"Stop. Hammer Toes." 

Mc Hammer GIF

#6523

Cross-posted from the Chip Roy thread:

 

 

Wasn’t too long ago she was calling on her fellow Republicans to stop the drama and name-calling. That lasted 5 minutes.

 

 

#6526
37 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

They are all children

Mike Johnson stars in the new rebooted prime time soap opera “All My Children”

#6527
1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Cross-posted from the Chip Roy thread:

 

 

Wasn’t too long ago she was calling on her fellow Republicans to stop the drama and name-calling. That lasted 5 minutes.

 

 

Worst Person You Know Made a Great Point | Know Your Meme

#6528

Another crossover episode. 

"Vaping groping Lauren Boebert" caused me to spit out my coffee

 

#6530
4 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Did she mean to say persecuted? Or prosecuted?

That book-learnin is holdin you back.

#6532
14 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Did she mean to say persecuted? Or prosecuted?

220... 221 Whatever it takes. 

#6534
3 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Another crossover episode. 

"Vaping groping Lauren Boebert" caused me to spit out my coffee

 

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#6535

Those 2? More like a couple of dogs 

#6536
4 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Another crossover episode. 

"Vaping groping Lauren Boebert" caused me to spit out my coffee

 

There's a lot of really scary stupid in there, but I think my favorite part is her saying "you certified an election" as an insult. 

#6537
1 hour ago, Red Five said:

There's a lot of really scary stupid in there, but I think my favorite part is her saying "you certified an election" as an insult. 

It's their version of "Ewell should have taken Cemetery Hill."

#6541
34 minutes ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

Supposedly she's an UGA grad but I wonder if the diploma actually reads, "Texas A&M."

University of Georgia Adjacent*

#6543
1 minute ago, RDCanecutter said:

Maybe UGA did educate her. Maybe without them she would be worse.

Like, “Should you carry heavy concrete blocks while wearing open-toed sandals 101”?

#6544
Like, “Should you carry heavy concrete blocks while wearing open-toed sandals 101”?
Ah the mildly traumatic origin story to her journey into Crossfit.
#6546
1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

Maybe UGA did educate her. Maybe without them she would be worse.

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#6549
3 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

BJs can get you degrees

I don't want to know how you know that

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