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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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#6601
1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So are there not enough jobs for the workers, or not enough workers for the jobs?  

Personally, I say not enough jobs.

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#6602

 

On 12/8/2023 at 12:33 PM, BamaATL said:

No, and this is actually true, the dude's a dentist by trade I think.  

If this didn't scare him off, well . . .

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#6603
GOP Gov. Brian Kemp on the new viral lie by MTG and other MAGA cult members that he wants to investigate 17,000 “invalid votes” in the 2020 election:“The moon landing was real, Bigfoot does not roam the forests of North America, and the 2020 election in Georgia was not stolen.”


 

 

#6605
On 12/8/2023 at 11:48 AM, Pato del Muerto said:

So are there not enough jobs for the workers, or not enough workers for the jobs?  


Sounds like she's making the case for the influx of a massive wave of workers.  How could that be arranged?

#6606
3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
GOP Gov. Brian Kemp on the new viral lie by MTG and other MAGA cult members that he wants to investigate 17,000 “invalid votes” in the 2020 election:“The moon landing was real, Bigfoot does not roam the forests of North America, and the 2020 election in Georgia was not stolen.”


 

 

I never, in a million years, expected to cheer on something Brian Kemp did.....

#6607
4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
GOP Gov. Brian Kemp on the new viral lie by MTG and other MAGA cult members that he wants to investigate 17,000 “invalid votes” in the 2020 election:“The moon landing was real, Bigfoot does not roam the forests of North America, and the 2020 election in Georgia was not stolen.”


 

 



The fact that we've come to the point where a Republican governor has to go out and state such basic facts in such blunt language is heartbreaking isn't it?


 

#6608
1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

The fact that we've come to the point where a Republican governor has to go out and state such basic facts in such blunt language is heartbreaking isn't it?

RINO, probably.

#6609
On 12/8/2023 at 11:32 AM, Underdog said:

He probably mistook her for a dude. 

Are we sure she wasn’t the person fucking someone in the ass in the capital building?

 

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I assumed there was nobody messed up enough to have sex with that spork-footed Denisovan nut job, but I have to admit, I forgot about the Shaman and his control issues. 

#6612
2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

The fact that we've come to the point where a Republican governor has to go out and state such basic facts in such blunt language is heartbreaking isn't it?

It gets better. Or worse.

A whole shitload of Qanons don't believe we landed on the moon, and the Qanons lean Republican, so a lot of Republicans don't think we are The Greatest Nation on Earth and that American military heroes (and Jack Schmidt) roamed the moon's surface.

#6614
Marjorie Taylor Greene once said her Christmas gift to AOC would be to deport her.AOC is a citizen for the United States. #GOPChristmas


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#6615

Coulda sworn this morning, just before daw---I heard the clanking hooves of 8 reindeer clamoring upon my rooftop.  Turns out, Marjorie Taylor Green had climbed a large oak tree to eat a baby raccoon that had been stranded by my chimney.

#6616

Don’t be a cunt and people will leave you alone

I was just swatted.This is like the 8th time.On Christmas with my family here.My local police are the GREATEST and shouldn’t have to deal with this.I appreciate them so much and my family and I are in joyous spirits celebrating the birth of our savior Jesus Christ!

https://nypost.com/2023/12/25/news/marjorie-taylor-greene-gets-unwelcome-christmas-day-surprise/

#6621
Why did Marjorie Taylor Greene ask Donald Trump for a pardon?


 

 

#6622
10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
Why did Marjorie Taylor Greene ask Donald Trump for a pardon?


 

 

I've never been more sure of anything in my life.  She is 100000000% the pipe bomber.  This will come out eventually, though probably not soon enough to have repercussions.

#6623

You know how when your wife finally gives up a pair of flats or heels because the "toe-bumps" are getting too visible?  And you can make out the 5 toe imprints/indentations?  And even the Austin Shoe Hospital can't help any longer?  

Zoom in on those shoes on the pipe bomber.  There's only 4 toe imprints, not 5.  It's like I gotta do the FBI's job for them.  They would have arrested her already, but fucking Doug in Surveillance Archives has his goddamn foot fetish.  

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#6624
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:
Why did Marjorie Taylor Greene ask Donald Trump for a pardon?


 

 

Enhance

 

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#6626
1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

I've never been more sure of anything in my life.  She is 100000000% the pipe bomber.  

Zero chance.

#6628
22 hours ago, tx ind said:

Don’t be a cunt and people will leave you alone

I was just swatted.This is like the 8th time.On Christmas with my family here.My local police are the GREATEST and shouldn’t have to deal with this.I appreciate them so much and my family and I are in joyous spirits celebrating the birth of our savior Jesus Christ!

https://nypost.com/2023/12/25/news/marjorie-taylor-greene-gets-unwelcome-christmas-day-surprise/

Got the GIF teed up for the next one!

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#6630
38 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Sounds like the anonymous caller is training the cops not to take 911 calls from MGT's house seriously.

Who would do such a thing.

#6631

She's the Girl Who Cried Hoof.  I mean Woof.  I mean, dammit I had something for this.

Clamoring about how the police will probably not come to your district residence anymore because of these swatting calls isn't quite the flex you think it is, Mrs. Greene.  But then, critical thinking was never your strong suit.  Maybe next time sweet-toes...maybe next time.

#6632
Marjorie Taylor Greene is complaining about being harassed. Too bad so sad!


 

 

#6634
22 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I've never been more sure of anything in my life.  She is 100000000% the pipe bomber.  This will come out eventually, though probably not soon enough to have repercussions.

 

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#6635

I doubt it's her, but when you compare her body type, walk/gait etc. it's enough to make it interesting. Also it's a fun conspiracy theory, my second-favorite from the Dotard years, behind only Fake Melania. 

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#6636

Bitch said she was hosting a book signing but was actually trying to have a Jan 6 rally

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/florida-venue-cancels-marjorie-taylor-greene-jan-6-event-rcna132365

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A central Florida venue has canceled an event that was to have featured Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, R-Ga., after it learned the event was intended to commemorate the third anniversary of the Jan. 6 attack on the U.S. Capitol.

The event was set to be hosted by the Republican Party of Osceola County at the Westgate Resorts in Kissimmee. It was originally pitched to Westgate as a small book-signing event featuring Greene, without mention of Jan. 6.

 

#6637

I like how they still can't decide how to paint 1/6 three years later. Um it was Antifa and it was awful I mean it was the FBI and an inside job and awful um I mean it was Trump supporters and it was awesome and we should celebrate it um I mean it was Pelosi's fault that it happened and it was terrible. 

#6638

Osceola County, eh?  Hmm.  Weird.  I didn’t use to live right near there and knew the county commissioner and spoke with this son last week about something unrelated. Odd. 

#6642
3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

I'm curious as to why was she in court here?  Anyone know?

#6643

I'm sure there's a good lawdog explanation as to how that's not perjury, so I'd like to issue my own preemptive "bullshit".

#6644
24 minutes ago, PhillyD said:

I'm curious as to why was she in court here?  Anyone know?

It's old and I had to look it up -- knew it was familiar but had forgotten all about this happening.

https://www.npr.org/2022/04/22/1094273441/marjorie-taylor-greene-is-in-court-as-part-of-a-legal-challenge-to-her-candidacy

Basically, her eligibility to run for office was challenged last spring in a Georgia court based on 14th Amendment grounds. Unfortunately, the judge sided with her.

#6645
I like how they still can't decide how to paint 1/6 three years later. Um it was Antifa and it was awful I mean it was the FBI and an inside job and awful um I mean it was Trump supporters and it was awesome and we should celebrate it um I mean it was Pelosi's fault that it happened and it was terrible. 

…. And then Dotard today calls them “hostages”, and in the next sentence blames everything on Antifa and FBI plants.
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Can’t stop laughing. Marge is renamed Sporkfoot Swinehands in this thread 

 

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