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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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#6701
16 hours ago, Underdog said:

Might be my eyesight but that’s not a very flattering dress design wise for Gump Jr.  Makes her figure look lumpy. 

Especially up top

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#6702
16 hours ago, Underdog said:

Might be my eyesight but that’s not a very flattering dress design wise for Gump Jr.  Makes her figure look lumpy. 

Maybe she’s lumpy and 4 pair of spanx are doing all they can do. 

#6703
pic.twitter.com/CBUNuw1IzP

Is that her mom?

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#6704
1 minute ago, Covri said:
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Is that her mom?

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#6705
1 minute ago, Covri said:
pic.twitter.com/CBUNuw1IzP

Is that her mom?

I think they dug Ivana up and reanimated her.

#6707

Anyone else get this vibe from mar a lago photos? 
 

 

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#6708
3 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

fyi, whatever that url is tried to give my computer aids

Huh.  Stupid people in New England.  Here ya go....

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#6711
10 hours ago, Covri said:
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Is that her mom?

Is that real?  Jesus…

#6713
10 hours ago, Covri said:
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Is that her mom?

No. She was adopted from the idiot asylum I thought. 

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#6717
Call the fire dept. Marge just got burned! 😂 https://t.co/nAESHgHXbQ

 

 

#6719

Every once in a while I think about how Marjorie Taylor Greene is from Georgia but so is former president Jimmy Carter. I try not to think about it for too long but wonder if Marjorie's family America would've been better off had England's General Oglethorpe left her ancestor in debtor's prison.

#6724
20 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Every once in a while I think about how Marjorie Taylor Greene is from Georgia but so is former president Jimmy Carter. I try not to think about it for too long but wonder if Marjorie's family America would've been better off had England's General Oglethorpe left her ancestor in debtor's prison.

It helps me to know that her father is actually from upper Michigan, but she was born and raised here.  Le Sigh.  

#6725
54 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

It helps me to know that her father is actually from upper Michigan, but she was born and raised here.  Le Sigh.  

Michigan:  The Georgia of the midwest.

That goes along with North Florida, I mean Ohio.

#6726

Portia de Entry?  I mean; there’s a hundred jokes I could write based on  that comment alone.  And watch her left hand.  

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#6727
22 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Portia de Entry?  I mean; there’s a hundred jokes I could write based on  that comment alone.  And watch her left hand.  

I prefer Portia de Rossi

#6728

Who was married to Elegant Degenerates?

 

also, kudos to MTG on a literal entry into the Congressional record of, and I quote: “the southwest border of terrorist.”   So much for my damn drink coupons, but am I free to move about the country?

#6729
19 hours ago, Smax said:
Call the fire dept. Marge just got burned! 😂 https://t.co/nAESHgHXbQ

 

 

 

But Joe slurs his words!

 

 

#6732
On 2/13/2024 at 4:46 PM, Jive Turkey said:
Marjorie Taylor Greene brought her daughter to Mar-a-Lago

 

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“Tummies….they should be concave!”

#6733
On 2/20/2024 at 4:08 PM, Red Five said:

She said "in-dict-ment" out loud and didn't correct herself.

She's waiting for Hunter Biden's in-dict-ment.

#6734

Disrobed???? She thinking of Hunter again huh?

Judge Engeron should be disrobed and thrown out, he’s a disgrace!!Mar-a-lago in 1981 was only a home, today it is one of the most exclusive social clubs in the world.Mar-a-lago is worth more now than the ridiculous judgement he ruled against Pres Trump! https://t.co/canI4uCdwK

 

#6736
50 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Trump paid $10 million for it.

That is different. He is a great businessman. 

#6737
1 hour ago, speed817 said:

Disrobed???? She thinking of Hunter again huh?

Judge Engeron should be disrobed and thrown out, he’s a disgrace!!Mar-a-lago in 1981 was only a home, today it is one of the most exclusive social clubs in the world.Mar-a-lago is worth more now than the ridiculous judgement he ruled against Pres Trump! https://t.co/canI4uCdwK

 

 

So exclusive they let you in, huh. 

 

 

#6738

Shame that Marjorie's phone works; was kind of hoping that the outage would have provided some much needed calm to the cellular seas.

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#6739
“Why don’t you f*ck off?” Marjorie Taylor Greene loses it when asked about “Jewish space lasers” by British journalist Emily Maitlis. (Video: The News Agents)

 

 

#6740

So Marge. The left is the party of conspiracy theories and the maga crowd is pro-constitution, huh. That's some 1984 type shit. Their dear leader suggested "suspending" the constitution and has said that he will be a dictator on day one. Not to mention the whole attempted coup thing.

#6743

down right embarrassing, the two vocal gop congress members shouting down Biden during his SOTU speech now one is caught  on camera having her tits fondled and rubbing her dates junk at a public play and the other is telling media members from a foreign country to fuck off on camera.

 

#6744
8 hours ago, Smax said:

down right embarrassing, the two vocal gop congress members shouting down Biden during his SOTU speech now one is caught  on camera having her tits fondled and rubbing her dates junk at a public play and the other is telling media members from a foreign country to fuck off on camera.

And they think this makes them look strong.

#6745
1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

And they think this makes them look strong and Christian 

in a vulgar sorta way.

#6746
12 hours ago, Satchel said:

in a vulgar sorta way.

From the Latin “vulgate”.   St. Jerome hated the brown illegals…

#6748
9 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Just stopping by to say fuck this cunt in the most uncomfortable way

Any fucking of her would be uncomfortable, it'd be like sleeping with Eva Braun. 

#6750
19 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

When you're a waitress at K.K.K. Fridays

 

 

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So....the minimum is 37 pieces of flair.  And no, your six toes do not count as six separate pieces of flair.....

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