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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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#7852
On 5/6/2025 at 7:03 PM, TexArcher said:

Um, who wants to tell her whose idea it was to lie about WMD's in Iraq and invade Afghanistan?

It was the left according to Anastasis. 

#7855
1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Shes now calling for the release of George Floyds killer, Derek Chauvin

Disgusting, but doesn't really matter. He's convicted of state charges too. They'll simply move him to a state prison for the duration of that sentence- because Walz is sure as he'll not letting him go.

#7856
1 hour ago, TexasHooch said:

Disgusting, but doesn't really matter. He's convicted of state charges too. They'll simply move him to a state prison for the duration of that sentence- because Walz is sure as he'll not letting him go.

And, I bet if you asked Mr. Chauvin, he would rather be doing his time in federal custody in remote West Texas than the state pen in Minnesota.

#7861
4 hours ago, HenryJames said:
lol mtg is fighting with a computer about god

 

Uh, who's going to tell her? (that Elon owns X).

Actually, he'll probably go to the guillotine first.  Not because he deserves it (he does), but because it's the ultimate flex from Trump.

#7862

She should have used this an excuse to blame AI for all of those images of her nasty-ass, three toed spork feet. 

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#7864

With all the batshit crazy stuff coming out of Trump every day, there is less coverage of the batshit crazy stuff reported about the idiots in Congress. I don't know, man, I'm just looking for any kind of silver lining somewhere.

#7866
Didn’t read the bill and now wants the senate to fix it for her
 
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Must have seen Carole Cadwalladr on The Daily Show last night.
#7867

If she doesn’t have the time nor ability to read a bill, she could always ask grok to summarize it for her

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#7868
Read? The Gazpacho Police and Peachtree Dish lady?

 

#7869
5 hours ago, Pancho said:

Didn’t read the bill and now wants the senate to fix it for her

 

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#7870
4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If she doesn’t have the time nor ability to read a bill


Sounds presidential 

#7871
5 hours ago, gernblansten said:

With all the batshit crazy stuff coming out of Trump every day, there is less coverage of the batshit crazy stuff reported about the idiots in Congress. I don't know, man, I'm just looking for any kind of silver lining somewhere.

Narrator: there’s not one. 

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#7873

Video of the exchange is on the second frame.

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#7874
2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Video of the exchange is on the second frame.

That is my Governor. Hochul, Pritzker, and Walz did a great job. Hochul isn't perfect, but she is so much better than Cuomo. And she absolutely has been standing up to Trump since Day 1. He keeps wanting to fuck with New York, and at least our state officials are telling him where to stick it. It is too bad that Eric Adams is a selfish coward. So glad he has a snowballs chance in hell of being re-elected.  Now if we can just kick Cuomo to the curb as well.

#7879
On 6/16/2025 at 10:32 PM, Hank_Hill said:

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She’s so America First that she’s vacationing in Mexico this week.  I really wish I hadn’t seen her in that one piece swimsuit

#7880
16 minutes ago, texasfight2025 said:

She’s so America First that she’s vacationing in Mexico this week.  I really wish I hadn’t seen her in that one piece swimsuit

Hmmm. On one hand, we do have rules here. But on the other....

#7882
On 6/16/2025 at 10:32 PM, Hank_Hill said:

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She seems not to understand what MAGA means

#7884
2 hours ago, texasfight2025 said:

She’s so America First that she’s vacationing in Mexico this week.  I really wish I hadn’t seen her in that one piece swimsuit

 

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Hmmm. On one hand, we do have rules here. But on the other....

Fucking hell.  MTG is one person who could convince me to support the Talibanization of America:

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#7886
32 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

 

Fucking hell.  MTG is one person who could convince me to support the Talibanization of America:

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Jasmine Crockett was right.

#7887
I spent millions of my own money and TRAVELED THE ENTIRE COUNTRY campaigning for President Trump and his MAGA agenda and his promises.And Trump’s MAGA agenda included these key promises:NO MORE FOREIGN WARS.NO MORE REGIME CHANGE.WORLD PEACE.And THIS is what the people…

 

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My children are 22, 25, and 27. I will literally fight ANYONE for their future.

Hell, I'll fight her.

#7889
15 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Hell, I'll fight her.

She'd probably be the assistant manager of a CrossFit gym in suburban Atlanta if someone would have beaten her ass for heckling Parkland survivors. 

#7890
1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:
I spent millions of my own money and TRAVELED THE ENTIRE COUNTRY campaigning for President Trump and his MAGA agenda and his promises.And Trump’s MAGA agenda included these key promises:NO MORE FOREIGN WARS.NO MORE REGIME CHANGE.WORLD PEACE.And THIS is what the people…

 


 

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#7891
On 6/20/2025 at 2:26 PM, texasfight2025 said:

She’s so America First that she’s vacationing in Mexico this week.  I really wish I hadn’t seen her in that one piece swimsuit

Once she hits the water, she's like a mermaid.  But the feet don't completely transform back on dry land.  More Cabin in the Woods than Ariel. 

 

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