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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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8 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

A cast iron skillet upside her Cro-Magnon head would be a nice start. 

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43 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

A cast iron skillet upside her Cro-Magnon head would be a nice start. 

RIP that skillet

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

A cast iron skillet upside her Cro-Magnon head would be a nice start. 

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On 2/2/2023 at 12:56 AM, NWBuck said:

Thread outlining the math involved... (it's not like she's able to do math by counting on her toes and such)

 

 

She'd have to use base 6, like the ancient Babylonians.

 

3 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

She'd have to use base 6, like the ancient Babylonians.

 

Definitely if she's counting on her toes

Do you think, as a kid in 4th grade, when they asked her to count to 20, she used her fingers, then took off her shoes and socks, and continued to 16 and then was like, "Uh.....I don't know what comes after 16."  

And then Matt Gaetz chimed walked in the room and said, "Me neither!  Wanna run for Congress together!"  And that was the start of a beautiful friendship?  

I can't imagine being on committee with this trog.   That would be my deepest version of hell.

 

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lolololololol

 

I can’t wait for trump to come out swinging for sanders. Her speech didn’t mention him and she referenced a new Republican Party type stuff 

she also surreptitiously called him old lol

15 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

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15 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

Way way too CR for lulz

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This is so true. A similarly situated black congresswoman would be all kinds of ignorant, tacky black ghetto bitches.

2 hours ago, smuggs said:

 

 

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Hey, hey we're the Monkees, 
and people say we monkey around.

 

Lol

Now she’s a lawyer; and I can’t speak to the statute she quoted (since IANAL.)

I do understand the first Amendment, which does not apply to private individuals, businesses, or the media. I get she’s a demagogue, but what’s “US Law 10101?” Binary code for wingnut rights?

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1 hour ago, Willfully Horn said:

Lol

Now she’s a lawyer; and I can’t speak to the statute she quoted (since IANAL.)

I do understand the first Amendment, which does not apply to private individuals, businesses, or the media. I get she’s a demagogue, but what’s “US Law 10101?” Binary code for wingnut rights?

Grotesquely, that is the opening section of the Voting Rights Act.

The key thing is that posting or taking down content has exactly zero to do with voting as defined by the VRA.

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When used in the subsection, the word “vote” includes all action necessary to make a vote effective including, but not limited to, registration or other action required by State law prerequisite to voting, casting a ballot, and having such ballot counted and included in the appropriate totals of votes cast with respect to candidates for public office and propositions for which votes are received in an election;

So, that's some pure contract trust/sovereign citizen lawyering right there.

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6 hours ago, Satchel said:

This is so true. A similarly situated black congresswoman would be all kinds of ignorant, tacky black ghetto bitches.

I'm pretty sure all black congresswomen are going to catch some of that at some point.

23 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

lolololololol

 

Mrs F. talking about decorum when she's being rather rude herself.  

23 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

lolololololol

 

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“Tonya Harding in a fur coat.”

Thats how some dude on Dateline White House referred to her on Wednesday. 

5 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


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why are you reposting the original pic with no comment? Is this like find the 15 differences or something? I'm confused

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

“Tonya Harding in a fur coat.”

Thats how some dude on Dateline White House referred to her on Wednesday. 

Pretty sure that "dude" was Matthew Dowd.

On 2/9/2023 at 10:00 PM, Post Oak said:

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Going into the black man gif rotation with Kobe and Zo.

"Greene reportedly complained that she had to wait her turn to speak, and then unleashed on the military officials presenting at the briefing."

Imagine having to sit there and take shit from this imbecile. Oh and I saw this video of her with the stupid balloon. Reminded me of something.

 

 

 

Carville's quote from the Huffpost article above bc lol...

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"The level of white trashdom in the Republican Party is staggering"

 

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3 hours ago, Red Five said:

"Greene reportedly complained that she had to wait her turn to speak, and then unleashed on the military officials presenting at the briefing."

Imagine having to sit there and take shit from this imbecile. Oh and I saw this video of her with the stupid balloon. Reminded me of something.

 

 

 

Marjorie was walking the dog?

15 minutes ago, mchookem said:

Carville's quote from the Huffpost article above bc lol...

 

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I coulda been born just plain White Trash, but Fancy was my name! 

6 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

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I coulda been born just plain White Trash, but Fancy was my name! 

Its weird that the people that love this song, which is about child sex-trafficking and child prostitution, are the same people who are constantly talking about child sex-trafficking and child prostitution.

4 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

 

Heh. I thought about that when I posted. Great song. And while not a Dead song, theirs was the first version I ever heard.

But no, I was talking about the dog walker in the second security video. Compared to the MTG balloon video, their gait was closer to hers than the bomber’s.

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I’m not sure where people get the idea that MTG was the person placing the bombs. She’s too stupid to make a bomb and too stupid to be trusted by anyone else to plant them. I wouldn’t trust her to feed my fish.

 Never mind a house rep from Georgia doing that in Idaho. 

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30 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I’m not sure where people get the idea that MTG was the person placing the bombs. She’s too stupid to make a bomb and too stupid to be trusted by anyone else to plant them. I wouldn’t trust her to feed my fish.

 You know how you hear about people getting blown up by their own bombs or meth labs or whatever?  That's her.

31 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 You know how you hear about people getting blown up by their own bombs or meth labs or whatever?  That's her.

If she’d blown herself up with a bomb then yes, that would convince me it was her. Nothing about the videos suggests to me that it’s her and it doesn’t sound like something she’d conceive herself or that anyone else would put her up to. 

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

If she’d blown herself up with a bomb then yes, that would convince me it was her. Nothing about the videos suggests to me that it’s her and it doesn’t sound like something she’d conceive herself or that anyone else would put her up to. 

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These footprints aren't enough for you?

51 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

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These footprints aren't enough for you?

That’s the thing. The bomber in the security videos doesn’t walk like a troglodyte. 

3 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

If she’d blown herself up with a bomb then yes, that would convince me it was her. Nothing about the videos suggests to me that it’s her and it doesn’t sound like something she’d conceive herself or that anyone else would put her up to. 

I think it is clearly a woman. And she would be dumb enough and traitorous enough to do it. 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

I think it is clearly a woman. And she would be dumb enough and traitorous enough to do it. 

She’s traitorous enough to tweet about it. She’s too stupid to actually do it. She’d pose for a picture pretending to do it if someone else made the necessary props. I doubt whether she could pick out the parts to make a fake pipe bomb at the hardware store. 

6 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

She’s traitorous enough to tweet about it. She’s too stupid to actually do it. She’d pose for a picture pretending to do it if someone else made the necessary props. I doubt whether she could pick out the parts to make a fake pipe bomb at the hardware store. 

Oh I don’t think she made them. There were multiple operatives involved.  Team, er, party effort. 

10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


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How many African American constituents are in her district?

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