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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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Just now, Macanudo said:

Tell Montgomery County that it's blue.

MC is a shithole.  For every suburban aggie, there's a meth-addled trailer resident.  And, like I said.....the model is 98% accurate.  There are a handful of "suburban" counties that love all the benefits of being part of a wealthy, revenue-producing metro area, but fancy themselves as real "live off the land pioneers".....who absolutely flip the fuck out when Chilis is closed.

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4 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Marjorie's corner is 1950 with Facebook instead of Polio.

Just give them some time

3 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I'd happily jettison Staten Island to the MAGAts.  Seriously, it has no business being in NYC.  

Let the vampires take over.

1 hour ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I'd happily jettison Staten Island to the MAGAts.  Seriously, it has no business being in NYC.  

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Let the vampires take over.

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6 hours ago, TexArcher said:

So, when a United States Congresswoman openly advocates that approximately half the states in the Union should secede, she gets hanged by the neck until dead, right?

Three groups want the United States to break up:

  1. The Chinese
  2. The Russians
  3. People like MTG

Point this out to any relatives who push MTG's bullshit on social media.  Ask them why she and the Russians and Chinese want the country broken up.   Depending on the relative you are talking to (say a Qanon type), you could be a shithead and play into their paranoia and add that the Jews are behind the Chinese and Russians wanting to break up the US, and ask if Soros got to MTG with money or blackmail (or blackmale).  Ask them why she's in bed with the Chinese, Russians (and Jews). 

3 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Should I be against losing those states?

Idaho and Wyoming have a ton of natural beauty, as evidenced by the feds sequestering a large chunk of it. But it doesn’t end at the park borders. 

4 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

The Libertarian Party in NH has been off the meds for a while. 
 

 

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in marge's mind, what is gained by this?  better put, how is she restricted by the country that she lives in currently?

she lives in a backwater shit-kicking corner of a blue state with a red governor who disagrees with maga politics.  she can easily keep winning reelection in the house but won't ever win anything state-wide.  she goes to work in a non-state, but it would be blue if it was ever made a state.  is she somehow oppressed?  she seems to be enjoying her freedom of speech fairly regularly.

i don't know who she talks to or what they're saying, but i can't imagine all the taker states are ready to give up the allowance checks they get from ca, ny, nj, ct, etc.

1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

in marge's mind, what is gained by this?  better put, how is she restricted by the country that she lives in currently?

she lives in a backwater shit-kicking corner of a blue state with a red governor who disagrees with maga politics.  she can easily keep winning reelection in the house but won't ever win anything state-wide.  she goes to work in a non-state, but it would be blue if it was ever made a state.  is she somehow oppressed?  she seems to be enjoying her freedom of speech fairly regularly.

i don't know who she talks to or what they're saying, but i can't imagine all the taker states are ready to give up the allowance checks they get from ca, ny, nj, ct, etc.

She's a true believer.

6 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

in marge's mind, what is gained by this?  better put, how is she restricted by the country that she lives in currently?

she lives in a backwater shit-kicking corner of a blue state with a red governor who disagrees with maga politics.  she can easily keep winning reelection in the house but won't ever win anything state-wide.  she goes to work in a non-state, but it would be blue if it was ever made a state.  is she somehow oppressed?  she seems to be enjoying her freedom of speech fairly regularly.

i don't know who she talks to or what they're saying, but i can't imagine all the taker states are ready to give up the allowance checks they get from ca, ny, nj, ct, etc.

You're overthinking this -- she's just a stupid cunt.

8 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

You're overthinking this -- she's just a stupid cunt.

obviously.

but let's say a normal stupid person said this.  what would their end goal be?  how do they think things will change?

she knows she's free as a bird if she wants to move south and live in florida she is welcome to do so.  not sure she can handle all that freedom.

1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

obviously.

but let's say a normal stupid person said this.  what would their end goal be?  how do they think things will change?

she knows she's free as a bird if she wants to move south and live in florida she is welcome to do so.  not sure she can handle all that freedom.

Like @Biff Tannen said she appears to be a True Believer.  She's also dumb as fuck like Beau Vine said - she's in a state with two Democratic Senators and that went for Biden in 2020, she doesn't seem to realize how much red states take from the feds, and she could move elsewhere if she felt this strongly about it.

But this is really insane, even for her, because she's just a step away from screaming about God damning American and that it should be broken up and fuck the government and fuck the military.  She is pushing aside the more moderate types that voted for her and zeroing in on a small number of idiots that want secession.    It would be easy to say that this is her just really fucking hating Joe Biden for some reason, but there's something deeper going on with her openly pushing this.

End goals?  More power?  Actual red states already have red governors and red legislatures.  Based on what she said, she would want nothing to do with the blue states, so she can't own the libtards, can't force them to do this or that that complies with her vision of American.  And cutting the red states off from the blue state's revenue/income taxes would hurt those red states to the point where the Democrats would quickly gain ground.  After all, if the Republicans took away Medicare and Social Security because they couldn't afford it (due to the loss of blue state revenue) or just because it's socialism, the olds will take the power away from the Republicans.

It's easy to say it's the Dunning–Kruger effect in action, especially because dumbasses like her wouldn't end up with the actual power in a red state society (she's at her ceiling right now) and she wouldn't have much of a hand in shaping their policies, but while I think it's partly that, I think a big part of it is the True Believer thing.  She may really believe in some kind of fucking Handmaid's Tale dystopia and she knows it will never happen unless she can break off some red states that are willing to go down the fundamentalist road. That's a really small number of states though.

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

You're overthinking this -- she's just a stupid cunt.

Sort of. 

11 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

It’s theater for donations. 

Yup.

She's got the code for the slot machine that makes it always pay and, like a mouse that's had it's POMC gene tweaked experimentally and can't stop eating the cheese, Marge keeps hitting that button to get fed with dollars from idiots (who are as dumb as cheese).

Ex husband Perry Greene: 

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49 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

It’s theater for donations. 

Maybe, but the people that this would appeal to aren't going to have all that much cash to spare, plus they probably rely on those government programs to keep them afloat.

10 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

  Also, would be funny to see them get taken over by Mexico when they go tits up.  

Mexico is a beautiful country; rich in history, culture, and art, and has one of the world's great cuisines. What have they ever done to you to warrant wishing Oklahoma, Florida, and Mississippi on them?

Y'all are overlooking the most salient point. She's mad as hell she can't say the n-word in public...yet.

4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Maybe, but the people that this would appeal to aren't going to have all that much cash to spare, plus they probably rely on those government programs to keep them afloat.

She’s just looking for small dollar donations. Tweet something outrageous, get people to go to her website, join her mailing list, get solicited for $5, $10, etc. It takes a lot less effort than making phone calls. 

29 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Y'all are overlooking the most salient point. She's mad as hell she can't say the n-word in public...yet.

She does realize that she'd be living in the "blue" country in the divorce, right?   No, no she doesn't.

4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Three groups want the United States to break up:

  1. The Chinese
  2. The Russians
  3. People like MTG

Point this out to any relatives who push MTG's bullshit on social media.  Ask them why she and the Russians and Chinese want the country broken up.   Depending on the relative you are talking to (say a Qanon type), you could be a shithead and play into their paranoia and add that the Jews are behind the Chinese and Russians wanting to break up the US, and ask if Soros got to MTG with money or blackmail (or blackmale).  Ask them why she's in bed with the Chinese, Russians (and Jews). 

Actually there are four. The Texags community

Or her tweet could have just been a way to steal the limelight from Biden's badass Ukraine trip.

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Man, that'll get the dicks and lotion out in Mississippi and Alabama.

43 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

if our journalists/debate moderators had any balls they would pose this question to every republican primary candidate.

"a republican member of the homeland security committee has proposed a national divorce, separating red and blue states, essentially dissolving america.  how would you feel about that idea, and if president, would you entertain such an arrangement?"

just get them on the record sounding like idiots.  there's no "right" answer to a question that stupid.  there are funny answers though.

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

I’ll answer for them: yes, yes they are. 

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Well, probably not prepared, but they’ll find a way

53 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Here you go boys:

 

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41 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Man, that'll get the dicks and lotion out in Mississippi and Alabama.

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Oof, I shouldn't have clicked on that link.  Yowza.

5 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

She's a true believer.

She’s an idiot.

1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

She’s an idiot.

 

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1 hour ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Or her tweet   twat could have just been a way to steal the limelight from Biden's badass Ukraine trip.

 

21 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Jesus...

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Damn, and these are college adjacent people too.

47 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Jesus...

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texans wishing texas was more like florida.  yikes.

any of you are welcome to move your families out west to stay in my guest house.

now all i need is a new pad with a big ass guest house.

2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Here you go boys:

 

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Is this the signup sheet for the MTG blowbang?

9 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Let the vampires take over.

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18 minutes ago, Old Freak Nasty said:

Is this the signup sheet for the MTG blowbang?

So here's the thing. I would let almost any woman suck my dick if she wanted to. I think I'd let her if she wanted. I would be disgusted and likely have a hard time staying erect but I'd let her try out of spite.

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Jesus...

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3 hours ago, Satchel said:

It’s hard to wrap your brain around Texas having a link on a board where this kind of thinking is mainstream:

https://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/politics/mtg-trending-with-her-nationaldivorce-tweet/106974427/

I wanted no part of the SEC, because you can't spell incest with SEC, and because SEC boards attracted and encouraged the fucking Qanon morons, and any college football boards that encouraged the Qanon shit, their fanbases are absolutely fucking nuts.

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I’m actually kind of in favor of establishing a separate place where MTG can be Secretary of State and everyone can eat horse medicine and do Crossfits and whatever else. 
 

Florida, inland Georgia,  S.C., Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas, Southern Ohio, West Virginia sounds right. I’d even gift them Texas behind the Pine Curtain and the hilly parts of NC and Virginia.  Maybe on the condition that Atlanta and New Orleans are free zones. 

16 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Well, for Idaho, and Wyoming we have those bombs with massive radiation that leave the buildings standing.

Sure, the elk hunting and trout fishing will suffer for a while, but I’ll be able to get a seat at the Cowboy Bar in Jackson Hole a lot easier.

I take it you haven't seen the latest episode of The Last of Us.

3 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

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oh. 

The poster child for people who interpret a Target cashier wishing them Happy Holidays as an act of war is insulted.

Didn't see that coming.

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