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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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4 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Watching that imbecile preside over the House was surreal.

Even as a ceremonial instance, it degrades the position in a profound way. Ignorant fucking twat needs to just go away, but I know we are stuck with that club foot cunt for who knows how long. Le sigh. 

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I have accepted that I need a higher power in my life to help me get over my shit.  

Having said that, we are in a computer simulation.  And there is no longer any point in denying it or thinking we are created by a deity.  

Last month, I used the phrase, "Marjorie Taylor Greene is the Congressional equivalent of a Bag of Sand" in public, to a large group of people.  

I'm not saying I'm special in the simulation, but for some reason this crazy broad and I seemed to be way more interconnected in the code than we should be.  

MTG felt up on Boobert? Scandalous.

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26 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I have accepted that I need a higher power in my life to help me get over my shit.  

Having said that, we are in a computer simulation.  And there is no longer any point in denying it or thinking we are created by a deity.  

Last month, I used the phrase, "Marjorie Taylor Greene is the Congressional equivalent of a Bag of Sand" in public, to a large group of people.  

I'm not saying I'm special in the simulation, but for some reason this crazy broad and I seemed to be way more interconnected in the code than we should be.  

The programmer is the deity you require. 

9 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The programmer is the deity you require. 

Simulation is just another word for universe, or multiverse for that matter.

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Oh I don't know, but I think his invasion of Europe is pretty good evidence of his plans to invade Europe.

12 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

Oh I don't know, but I think his invasion of Europe is pretty good evidence of his plans to invade Europe.

It wasn't on the Powerpoint deck he distributed to all NATO countries prior to the invasion.  Therefore, it wasn't in his plans.

Yeah Putin, show us your world domination plans, Dr. Evil style. Otherwise we're not doing shit. 

2 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

We might want to believe her on this one. She does have experience with bombs after all.

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57 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

Oh I don't know, but I think his invasion of Europe is pretty good evidence of his plans to invade Europe.


I am not sure if you can invade something if you're already a part of it and since Ukraine and Russia are both Europe ...

Invade Ukraine? Sure.  Invade Europe when you've been part of Europe for 1000+ years?  Geographically, I don't think that's possible.

 

 

15 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


I am not sure if you can invade something if you're already a part of it and since Ukraine and Russia are both Europe ...

Invade Ukraine? Sure.  Invade Europe when you've been part of Europe for 1000+ years?  Geographically, I don't think that's possible.

 

You sure about that?  Parasites invade the rest of your body from within.  And speaking of parasites, Marge is a part of the United States Democracy but she's been invading that  since 2021.

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9 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


I am not sure if you can invade something if you're already a part of it and since Ukraine and Russia are both Europe ...

Invade Ukraine? Sure.  Invade Europe when you've been part of Europe for 1000+ years?  Geographically, I don't think that's possible.

 

You can touch yourself, therefore you can invade yourself.

I’ve made up my mind. I will NOT vote for a budget that funds the two tiered justice system in America. The Democrat controlled DOJ and FBI top brass are political and have weaponized their power against the right to persecute everyone with conservative values and aligned with Trump, but refuses to prosecute the left for their crimes. The Republican controlled budget must defund the two-tiered justice system and reign in the politically weaponized DOJ and FBI, or I will not vote for it.

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The face of the GOP is a fucking crybaby throwing a tantrum.  It’s so embarrassing to have been a Republican, even if it was years ago.

Also, she seems a little worried about the DOJ going after Trump…

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

Who are these members of "the left" which the DOJ refuses to prosecute? 

Hunter Biden 

Hunter Biden's laptop

Hunter Biden's dong

Duh.

5 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

The face of the GOP is a fucking spork toed neanderthal throwing a tantrum.  It’s so embarrassing to have been a Republican, even if it was years ago.

Also, she seems a little worried about the DOJ going after Trump…

Fify 

14 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

“Communists Democrat’s planning” is impressive illiteracy.

 

That was much much much less angry than I expected from her.  I wonder if a lawyer got to her, and she actually listened?

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20 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

“Communists Democrat’s planning” is impressive illiteracy.

 

When does the "silent" part happen? Jesus fucking Christ, please.

1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

When does the "silent" part happen? Jesus fucking Christ, please.

This.  It's 35% of the adult population of the United States, not 51%.  And not that Democrats are exactly discrete, and maybe MAGA nation has 1 or 2 redeeming qualities but "Silent" sure as fuck ain't one of 'em.  On the very rare occasion, they manage to shut the fuck up for ten seconds in a row, they still got their hat, flag, and bumper sticker to high beam their belief system.  

I'm seeing more Republicans worried about Trump being arrested.  Would be nice if they were getting solid info, but then when it's people like MTG, she might be getting her info from some crossfit trainer at her local gym that read it on twitter.

Only time I worry about last call is when the hosted bar line is suddenly 7 deep. 

Only time I worry about a 'Patriot' is when he quits bragging about being a native Texan.

Only time I worry about another insurrection is when Trumpers start complaining about lack of ammo to purchase. 

I promise all of you if this cat gets arrested, we'll fix it so one of his supporters gets shot at the Texas Capitol or Austin City Hall.  Watch.  

Baby steps.  You rile up too early and too often, they'll get wise.  You need them to murder one another, not the innocent public.  Extra bonus is they're gonna go toe-to-toe like law & order cops.  

Wait, I said toe-to-toe on the MTG thread.  

Who would win in a pitching duel, Three-Toed Green or Three-Finger Brown?  

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Hold on...she wants a guy arrested for blowing a whistle during her stump speech where she calls for defunding the justice system? And just who the fuck does she presume would be making the arrest? 

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5 hours ago, Burt said:

Hold on...she wants a guy arrested for blowing a whistle during her stump speech where she calls for defunding the justice system? And just who the fuck does she presume would be making the arrest? 

Well, you see, her brain is a cold bowl of tapioca pudding. 

5 hours ago, Burt said:

Hold on...she wants a guy arrested for blowing a whistle during her stump speech where she calls for defunding the justice system? And just who the fuck does she presume would be making the arrest? 

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13 hours ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

Whistle guy is a gottdam hero. Fuck that cunt 

Not all heroes wear capes

"A man assaulted everyone there by blowing a whistle."

In MargeLand, you get arrested for blowing a whistle but not for breaking into the Capitol and hunting Congresspeople. 

He just needs to claim that he was blowing it to regroup the tourists he was taking around that had gotten lost and confused. 

Kinda like when Marjorie was blowing those three dudes at her gym that gotten lost and confused from their regiment.  

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Well, you see, her brain is a cold bowl of tapioca pudding. 

Ron DeSantis likes this. 

12 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Ron DeSantis likes this. 

He'll three finger Three Toes.

6 minutes ago, Burt said:

He'll three finger Three Toes.

I doubt she has more than one finger’s worth of mush in her head.  I’d guess her skull is 5” thick. 

So confused, I thought dogs couldn’t handle high pitched whistles and usually run away. Maybe she needs her ears checked?

6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Well if there is one thing their base probably understands, it's domestic violence.  Well, that and meth, so two things.  

(I live about 10 miles from her district, this is much sadder and more true than you would be believe) 

12 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Well if there is one thing their base probably understands, it's domestic violence.  Well, that and meth, so two things.  

(I live about 10 miles from her district, this is much sadder and more true than you would be believe) 

Marge’s constituency:

 

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