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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

That's giving her a LOT of credit dude.

Biden bad. Biden old and been in politics very long time. Guns in schools good. Biden fault for not allowing guns in school.

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I'm oddly fascinated by her "When I was in 11th grade, Joe Biden....." lie. Did she think no one would notice? Did she mean to say George Bush? Did she think in that moment that Biden was president in 1990?

She has blamed Biden for everything else and so often that using his name has become a permanent brain malfunction.
26 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

No, she thinks she's being clever by pointing to his role in the Senate and blaming him for the bill passage.  She knows her base is too stupid to understand Biden's miniscule affect on the outcome of that piece of legislation, which sailed through the Senate on a voice vote and had a single dissenting vote in the House.

Well that's very stupid and nonsensical so yeah that's probably exactly what she was doing. 

Gump going to NYC, hope she forgets that they shot down the last ape that climbed the empire state building. 

As I approach 50 I am seeing women in my social circle going in this direction. Completely angry at the world and blaming everyone else for being miserable. 
The common theme with them all is that they aren't getting fucked. Some divorced and a few never married and childless.  
Nothing triggers them worse than me bringing around a fertile young lass. 
Biology is a motherfucker. 

Whew this misogyny is stinky.

We’ve got men like Tom Brady and Elon Musk publicly repping “Big Most Divorced Man Energy” but it’s somehow women who have faulty biology and lose their minds over “fertile young lasses”???

Whew.

".... And next week, on 60 Minutes: That free-wheeling George Santos, who has taken Congress by storm! What's the secret to his likability?"

(tick tick tick tick tick tick tick)

10 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Fuck’s sake.

 

Maybe it's not a puff piece, but you know they had to have handled her with someone resembling kid gloves, or that coward would have walked the fuck out. Great job, guys.

42 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Fuck’s sake.

 

I'm guessing that video will play 24/7 in October of 2024 when the Dems make sure everyone knows who the Republicans are going to make the real speaker instead of just the shadow speaker.

7 hours ago, Underdog said:

Gump going to NYC, hope she forgets that they shot down the last ape that climbed the empire state building. 

I could absolutely see her trying to put herself between him and anybody else.  She will be right there by his side.

6 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

We’ve got men like Tom Brady and Elon Musk publicly repping “Big Most Divorced Man Energy”

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  20. Tom Brady and everybody else.

Brady doesn't deserve to be lumped in that category.  Musk is constantly crying out for attention and for people to like him in a way that I've never seen before.  He puts even Trump to shame.

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Brady doesn't deserve to be lumped in that category.  Musk is constantly crying out for attention and for people to like him in a way that I've never seen before.  He puts even Trump to shame.

Brady deserves it for this Insta post alone.

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6 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Fuck’s sake.

 

Maybe John Oliver can schedule her next.

19 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Brady deserves it for this Insta post alone.

That's veering into "I'm a middle-aged man and having doubts about myself".  And frankly, if I looked that good at 45, those are the kinds of photos I'd be posting. 

Elon is firmly in the "most divorced man ever" category.

Brady has Super Bowl rings and all kinds of trophies and what not that he can look at and say "I did this".

Elon has this:

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3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

That's veering into "I'm a middle-aged man and having doubts about myself".  And frankly, if I looked that good at 45, those are the kinds of photos I'd be posting. 

Elon is firmly in the "most divorced man ever" category.

Brady has Super Bowl rings and all kinds of trophies and what not that he can look at and say "I did this".

Elon has this:

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Your meme game is strong.

I want front row seats for the Twitter war between Marjorie and a porn star.

On 3/29/2023 at 11:51 PM, tx 3 putt said:

She’s lying …

 

Or it was her

20 hours ago, Bama Chick said:


Brady deserves it for this Insta post alone.

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Well at least we know he’s not been using PEDs

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

I want front row seats for the Twitter war between Marjorie and a porn star.

I want front row seats for MTG and NYPD

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I want to see a lot of MAGA hat-wearing folks see how bold they are in NYC.

On 3/31/2023 at 7:55 PM, dieucla98 said:

Maybe John Oliver can schedule her next.

or Jon Stewart

1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Doesn’t she have a job in DC?  She gonna just call in sick?

lulz

House is in a district work period for the next two weeks.

aka climb the ladder period for careerists.

20 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Well at least we know he’s not been using PEDs

well, at his age viagra is a PED

2 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

I can't wait for her to tweet about 60 minutes editing the interview to make her look crazy and stupid....

14 minutes ago, speed817 said:

I can't wait for her to tweet about 60 minutes editing the interview to make her look crazy and stupid....

lol. you think she is capable of shame? buahahahaha

Stop shaming me.  I went to undergrad at a school that was 6:1 male:female.  Fucking engineers.
You said it, not me man. I rely on engineers weekly, but yall are odd cats.
23 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I want front row seats for MTG and NYPD

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I want to see a lot of MAGA hat-wearing folks see how bold they are in NYC.

I would love to register just to see what other, similar events that eventbrite would recommend in my area based on signing up for this one.  

also, my favorite quote of hers on 60 minutes was "death ceilings are killing our seniors" (referring to debt obviously, but made me laugh because I pictured Spaceballs when Darth Helmet hits his giant helmet on the ceiling of the death star.  

On 3/29/2023 at 11:24 AM, jimmyjazz said:

Stop shaming me.  I went to undergrad at a school that was 6:1 male:female.  Fucking engineers.

And every female was a furry Indian.

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I fuck furries

Ain't seeing much praise for Leslie Stahl or 60 minutes.

This is the closest I have seen to someone saying Leslie did ok.

 

9 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

Ain't seeing much praise for Leslie Stahl or 60 minutes.

This is the closest I have seen to someone saying Leslie did ok.

 

That is not the way you use “sunlight/daylight is the best disinfectant.” That phrase means that revealing the inner workings and truth about an organization is the best way to combat corrupt and unethical practices. 
 

It does not mean “invite the craziest racist to talk on primetime TV.” 

On 3/31/2023 at 9:55 PM, dieucla98 said:

Maybe John Oliver can schedule her next.

John Oliver doesn’t have guests. 

40 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

John Oliver doesn’t have guests. 

Jon Stewart should interview her

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

John Oliver doesn’t have guests. 

He's had guests. Snowden, for example.

Was she asked about Jewish space lasers or harassing David Hogg?

11 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

Ain't seeing much praise for Leslie Stahl or 60 minutes.

This is the closest I have seen to someone saying Leslie did ok.

 

Haha I know Gloria Campos.  Her little sister used to work for me.

I didn't see this one, but Stahl was pretty tough in challenging a lot of Trump's bullshit when she interviewed him back in 2020, at least before he walked out and cut the interview short.  Wonder why she wore kid gloves for this psycho.

2 hours ago, dieucla98 said:

He's had guests. Snowden, for example.

I should’ve said he doesn’t do interviews. He has guests to read parts and do comedy bits. But he hasn’t done interviews in years. That’s intentional. They tried doing them early on but decided they didn’t work and stopped doing them. The Snowden interview was in the second season back in 2015.

Hard to believe they’re already in their 10th season.

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1 hour ago, South Austin said:

I didn't see this one, but Stahl was pretty tough in challenging a lot of Trump's bullshit when she interviewed him back in 2020, at least before he walked out and cut the interview short.  Wonder why she wore kid gloves for this psycho.

She's 81, she's lost her fastball.

She's 81, she's lost her fastball.
Yeah, the best she could muster was a "harumph" and overly dramatic eye roll when the Troll double downed on her belief that democrats are pedophiles.

I love that he chose the term "Rabble-Rouser" because the last time anybody used that term on TV, it was an era where people like Greene used another term on TV for people that look like Mayor Adams  

HEY YOU THREE-TOED CONFEDERATED CUNT, Duane Eddy called and you're a fucking: 

 

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Christ, was the entire interview like that? Seriously why would 60 Minutes even bother? 

It was bad.  They basically gave her a soapbox and didn't push back on much.

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