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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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how is that not against some sort of law, as others have mentioned, revenge porn, obscenity? This is crazy even for the spork footed ditch pig

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12 minutes ago, Smax said:

how is that not against some sort of law, as others have mentioned, revenge porn, obscenity? This is crazy even for the spork footed ditch pig

She has to keep getting more outrageous to keep her base engaged, otherwise they lose interest and the donations stop coming in.

12 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

She has to keep getting more outrageous to keep her base engaged, otherwise they lose interest and the donations stop coming in.

"Vern, didja see what Marjorie did today?"

17 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

She has to keep getting more outrageous to keep her base engaged, otherwise they lose interest and the donations stop coming in.

 

News at 1100, now back to the question I asked

I think she's about to have a real bad time courtesy of Jack Smith.

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12 hours ago, elfenix said:

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All I know is that the more the Marge and the pubs try to make Hunter look like a villain, the more I like the guy.  He is like Judd Nelson's Bender character in the Breakfast Club.  You know he is a bad dude and has done some bad shit, but you like him anyway cause he's just a self destructive goofball doing shit you wish you could.

1 hour ago, 6th Street said:

We should invite him to the next Surly tailgate.

We could hook him up with South Austin's mom.

I can't see how these pics can be verified as authentic due to chain of custody issues.  The emails I think were verified by tracing them back through servers along the way, or confirming with the senders.  

Can we just take a step back and acknowledge what the fuck is going on here?  A sitting US Congressperson just brought out dick pics of a President's son.  What the fuck is happening?  Is this mostly an internet thing or if I turn on like the NBC Nightly News, are they reporting it also?  

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You might not want to see this.

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I tried to warn you.

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3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

"Vern, didja see what Marjie did today?"

FIF too many syllables

19 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:
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Not enough hail damage, stretch marks, moles, skin tags, hair, carnival-esque tattoos to be believable. 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Can we just take a step back and acknowledge what the fuck is going on here?  A sitting US Congressperson just brought out dick pics of a President's son.  What the fuck is happening?  Is this mostly an internet thing or if I turn on like the NBC Nightly News, are they reporting it also?  

Similar to my sentiments on the open corruption of the SC, I do feel like there was a time where this kind of thing would have caused real outrage and she would have been booted.  Now it is shrug and move on to the next ridiculous thing.  A congressperson waving dick picks in public for revenge should have repercusssions.  But it won't. It feels beyond surreal.

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Can we just take a step back and acknowledge what the fuck is going on here?  A sitting US Congressperson just brought out dick pics of a President's son.  What the fuck is happening?  Is this mostly an internet thing or if I turn on like the NBC Nightly News, are they reporting it also?  

Oh, this is just the new beginning of America’s politics. Do you have any idea what people who graduated high school from ‘99 to ‘06 were sharing on MySpace and Facebook when they were in college without realizing that the internet is forever?

By 2040, we’re going to know what every sitting member of Congress’s genitals look like because they either sent them on Snapchat, Twitter DM, or were buried on an SD card in a 2007 Casio digital camera found in the bottom of drawer in an IKEA dresser that was sold at Goodwill. 

And of course the Spineless Speaker goes full blown monkey no see, hear or speak on his prized whore. 

1 minute ago, Underdog said:

And of course the Spineless Speaker goes full blown monkey no see, hear or speak on his prized whore. 

Probably because she has dick pics of him as well.

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Just now, South Austin said:

Probably because she has dick pics of him as well.

Well, yeah, even I have a Kevin McCarthy dick pic:

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Oh, this is just the new beginning of America’s politics. Do you have any idea what people who graduated high school from ‘99 to ‘06 were sharing on MySpace and Facebook when they were in college without realizing that the internet is forever?
By 2040, we’re going to know what every sitting member of Congress’s genitals look like because they either sent them on Snapchat, Twitter DM, or were buried on an SD card in a 2007 Casio digital camera found in the bottom of drawer in an IKEA dresser that was sold at Goodwill. 

Promise? Asking for AOC.
1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Can we just take a step back and acknowledge what the fuck is going on here?  A sitting US Congressperson just brought out dick pics of a President's son.  What the fuck is happening?  Is this mostly an internet thing or if I turn on like the NBC Nightly News, are they reporting it also?  

Makes me wonder if we can ever crawl out of the abyss. It seems that our darkest impulses have taken hold and we don’t know what to do about it. Nobody should be able what MTG did and get off without penalty. It’s beyond bizarre.

9 minutes ago, Eastwood said:

Oh, this is just the new beginning of America’s politics. Do you have any idea what people who graduated high school from ‘99 to ‘06 were sharing on MySpace and Facebook when they were in college without realizing that the internet is forever?

By 2040, we’re going to know what every sitting member of Congress’s genitals look like because they either sent them on Snapchat, Twitter DM, or were buried on an SD card in a 2007 Casio digital camera found in the bottom of drawer in an IKEA dresser that was sold at Goodwill. 

I somewhat get what you're saying, but Hunter is not an elected official and the hearing was allegedly about the IRS.

4 hours ago, 6th Street said:

We should invite him to the next Surly tailgate.

Be careful what you wish for.  He'll probably drink all the booze, do all the drugs and have sex with all the women.

Allll rightyyyyy then 

 

1 hour ago, shakahorn said:

Be careful what you wish for.  He'll probably drink all the booze, do all the drugs and have sex with all the women.

I am working on the souvenir tshirt!

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1 hour ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

I somewhat get what you're saying, but Hunter is not an elected official and the hearing was allegedly about the IRS.

EXACTLY. 

25 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Allll rightyyyyy then 

 

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Remember when the Republicans mostly just hinted that Amy Carter and Chelsea Clinton were ugly?  I remember.

I guess Jon Cooper has a good tweet about every 14 years?

I don’t get the cooper tweet

On 7/20/2023 at 5:55 PM, Beau Vine said:

I guess Jon Cooper has a good tweet about every 14 years?

Had a hard time beating Michigan so he had to go.

On 7/20/2023 at 2:37 PM, Horn Dog said:

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On 7/20/2023 at 6:41 PM, Sawbonz said:

I don’t get the cooper tweet

she was holding up pics of hunter biden, but he shopped melanie on there instead.

6 hours ago, Matuka said:

 

Perfect!  Now set the timer and douche with it.

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52 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Holy shit ... she is the dumbest person in Washington.  Read her tweet and the comments to it. 

 

 

 

that's an XK Red 27 technique.

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that's an XK Red 27 technique.

I understood - AND FUCKING LOVED - that reference.

One of my favorite movies of all time.

Don't call me stupid!  /Otto & MTG, dealer's choice who is actually the more stupid.

On 8/10/2023 at 9:24 PM, HenryJames said:

 

Is her nose getting flatter?

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