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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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11 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Her hair was perfect

She's a werewolf of London?

22 hours ago, UTCzech III said:

Taken

 

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This post hits close to home.

11 hours ago, Bullneck said:

How'd you like to wake up next to this every morning?

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12 hours ago, Bullneck said:

How'd you like to wake up next to this every morning?

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MTGump- I’ll arm wrestle anyone with my weak arm… anyone?

13 hours ago, Bullneck said:

How'd you like to wake up next to this every morning?

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I'd probably only do it once.

8 hours ago, Red Five said:

I'd probably only do it once.

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Something, something, not even with anything that has been in South Austin's mom's vagina.

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4 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

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Something, something, not even with anything that has been in South Austin's mom's vagina.

That doesn't really narrow things down, now does it? 

On 8/29/2023 at 9:37 PM, Bullneck said:

How'd you like to wake up next to this every morning?

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On 8/29/2023 at 10:37 PM, Bullneck said:

How'd you like to wake up next to this every morning?

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Did Mitch transition? 
 

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^

Good callback.  Even better that he's arguably the smartest person in the country and she's arguably the stupidest.  

I mean, I still can't believe she had a senior staffer, not just some intern (Deputy Chief of Staff, IIRC)...call me back to inform me with zero sense of self-awareness or irony, that the Congresswoman was in fact not Mentally Retarded nor does she have Down's Syndrome.  And it was like 24 hours later, they had to bump legitimate constituent callbacks to call me.  Which leads me to believe, this wasn't the first time somebody close to her had to tell an outside that she's a "normal" person and not disabled.  

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

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Good callback.  Even better that he's arguably the smartest person in the country and she's arguably the stupidest.  

I mean, I still can't believe she had a senior staffer, not just some intern (Deputy Chief of Staff, IIRC)...call me back to inform me with zero sense of self-awareness or irony, that the Congresswoman was in fact not Mentally Retarded nor does she have Down's Syndrome.  And it was like 24 hours later, they had to bump legitimate constituent callbacks to call me.  Which leads me to believe, this wasn't the first time somebody close to her had to tell an outside that she's a "normal" person and not disabled.  

I live next to her district, she's not getting many calls from her constituents.  

As for any that suggested hitting it once, I met her years ago, well before politics at a trade show (her dad was a fairly big contractor), and I remember her for being obviously unwell even then, and someone to stay well away from.  You know how you get a vibe when you meet someone that tells you just to steer clear?  Well imagine that, and multiply it times about 1,000.  Even then, I got the sense that she was a time bomb of sorts, I just never in a million years presumed it would potentially be on a national level.  In fact, if you had told me that at the time I'd have outright laughed in your face, and generally speaking I'm pretty polite and reserved in person.  

You may know one of the guys from my floor from freshman year in college in Florida.  He was from Cartersville, GA.  His father was a big contractor in the area (near MTG's district, lotta jobs in Rome and Calhoun, IIRC).  I transferred to Texas, he transferred to Auburn.  But his dad was big into local politics.  Decades later, she comes on the scene and I asked Wes if he knew what Dave was up to lately and was he still in NW Georgia.  He was in fact living in NW Georgia and got into business with his father and they were deeply involved in politics.  So I scanned her donor list and sure enough, there they were as donors to MTG.  Last time I saw Dave was visiting him at Auburn as I rolled through on a road trip and passed out on his couch and woke up to him smoking crack so his support of MTG totally tracks.  Small world, even smaller without some of her toes.  

12 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

In fact, if you had told me that at the time I'd have outright laughed in your face, and generally speaking I'm pretty polite and reserved in person.

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14 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

You may know one of the guys from my floor from freshman year in college in Florida.  He was from Cartersville, GA.  His father was a big contractor in the area (near MTG's district, lotta jobs in Rome and Calhoun, IIRC).  I transferred to Texas, he transferred to Auburn.  But his dad was big into local politics.  Decades later, she comes on the scene and I asked Wes if he knew what Dave was up to lately and was he still in NW Georgia.  He was in fact living in NW Georgia and got into business with his father and they were deeply involved in politics.  So I scanned her donor list and sure enough, there they were as donors to MTG.  Last time I saw Dave was visiting him at Auburn as I rolled through on a road trip and passed out on his couch and woke up to him smoking crack so his support of MTG totally tracks.  Small world, even smaller without some of her toes.  

It's possible that I do, I live about 15 minutes from Cartersville, and the industry is smaller than people think in that most of the major players more or less stay the same.  Additionally, heavy drug use continues to a norm in the industry.  I've never been a heavy drug user, to be honest I just don't care for any of it, but up until I set out on my own, guess who always seemed to get the random drug test?

That Marge.  She’s a thinker. 

On 8/31/2023 at 9:47 AM, BamaATL said:

I got the sense that she was a time bomb of sorts

Perhaps a pipe bomb?

As nonsensical as that word vomit was, I've had conversations with a couple of MAGAts that sounded pretty similar. 

These people just have keywords that they try to insert into sentences with no intention of them being understandable.  

2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

That Marge.  She’s a thinker. 

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2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

That Marge.  She’s a thinker. 

How hard must it be for some of her colleagues to listen to her and think, "I worked my ass off in college (and maybe grad school), then worked my ass off in a business that wasn't my dad's, and I work my ass off as a representative going over stacks of congressional reports and papers submitted by leading experts, and this dumbfuck gets elected and has a seat behind a microphone in the United States House of Motherfucking Representatives?!?!?!?!"

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

How hard must it be for some of her colleagues to listen to her and think, "I worked my ass off in college (and maybe grad school), then worked my ass off in a business that wasn't my dad's, and I work my ass off as a representative going over stacks of congressional reports and papers submitted by leading experts, and this dumbfuck gets elected and has a seat behind a microphone in the United States House of Motherfucking Representatives?!?!?!?!"

Yeah, that has to make Boebert, Santos, Tuberville, etc, just burn with hate.

3 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I hate her so much.  But she is the representative of a lot of people in the United States...

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I’m beginning to hate them as well. 

Anti-intellectualism runs deep in our history, but we’re getting beyond the pale now. 

9 minutes ago, Red Five said:

"Did they pay taxes in the ice ages? So why open borders? I rest my case." 

Entire base:  "yup"

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13 minutes ago, Red Five said:

"Did they pay taxes in the ice ages? So why open borders? I rest my case." 

If anyone has any insight into the political workings of the ancient Neanderthals, it’s fucking MGT. 

 

Her electoral defeat of Lothar, King of the Hill People, really catapulted her into the ice shelf spotlight.  But then Lothar took a crude axe to most of her family, even getting a few of her toes.

“Alright…who fucked the Denisovian???”

<Hill people turn in unison and stare at Marge>

"Drok say need one third of Zkrog shiny rock, need pay for big fire, need melt water mountain. Zkrog say no! Make big wall! Keep Moon Clan out, make Moon Clan pay! Zkrog say make pangea great again!"

3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

UGA's finest(s):

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Let's have a spelling contest!!!

5 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

UGA's finest(s):

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Both should be in the Georgia promotional video during football games.

3 hours ago, Satchel said:

Both should be in the Georgia promotional video during football games.

The one about the dangers of fetal alcohol syndrome?

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More Republican on Republican violence. This time, Republican Congressman Ken Buck of Colorado is hammering Marjorie.  And HOLY SHIT is it glorious.

Buck: "When I was teaching law school, I learned and taught certain constitutional principles. When Marjorie Taylor Greene was teaching CrossFit, she learned a whole different set of values, evidently because my idea of what this country should be like is based on the Constitution, and she sees the world differently. She's criticized me for voting to certify the election in 2020. The Constitution says Congress shall count the votes. It doesn’t say Congress may overturn an election result. It doesn't say Congress can do whatever the heck it wants with this election. "Shall count the votes," that's what the Constitution says. In her CrossFit class, maybe they didn't cover that. Also, the Constitution also says that the impeachment of a president shall be based on treason, high crimes, and misdemeanors. It doesn't say it's a political exercise, and we hope that it kind of does the right thing. So, I get tired of people. One of the beauties of Congress is you bring 435 people together from different backgrounds, and you try to reach a consensus on issues. When you've got people who care more about their social media accounts than they do about the Constitution, we have a real problem in Congress."


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On 8/29/2023 at 9:37 PM, Bullneck said:

How'd you like to wake up next to this every morning?

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I would be happy I woke up. Then I'd lie there quietly feigning sleep until she left the cave to forage, and then see what materials I could find that would be useful for constructing a pit trap.

This new Naked and Afraid: Washington DC spin off is kind of wild.

2 hours ago, Goredho said:

This new Naked and Afraid: Washington DC spin off is kind of wild.

I found it to be in poor taste when they announced Bob Packwood as the host.  

On 9/6/2023 at 2:45 PM, speed817 said:

Let's have a spelling contest!!!

Moderator: Mr. Greene, your word is Gestapo. 

Greene: G-a-z-p-a-c-h-o... Gazpacho! 

On 8/29/2023 at 10:37 PM, Bullneck said:

How'd you like to wake up next to this every morning?

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On 8/29/2023 at 9:37 PM, Bullneck said:

How'd you like to wake up next to this every morning?

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Say, you know which way to the Gun Show? /exhales and reduces flex

No seriously, I'm looking to buy assault rifles for my confederates.  

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On 8/29/2023 at 8:37 PM, Bullneck said:

How'd you like to wake up next to this every morning?

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4 hours ago, YGIFS said:

No seriously, I'm looking to buy assault rifles for my confederates.  

I see what you did there

Wait, I thought COVID was a hoax and masks were evil

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55 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Wait, I thought COVID was a hoax and masks were evil

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Even TSA is like "Nah... Leave your shoes on."

Zelenskyy is “acting” like he’s at war and “recking” the economy. 
 

She has to do her own tweets.

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Oh, there's a WRECKONING coming America!  

-MTG

Her favorite movie is Reck-It-Wralph especially the scene with the Rench.  I mean, Whench.  

It could very well be her staff writing her tweets, not her.  I've spoken with a couple of them.  Most Congress members pick and choose mid-level staffers from grown children of friends and donors.  Just the way it goes, we're used to it.  Only problem with that in her case is that pool of talent she's pulling from is about as shallow as the nailbeds on her missing toes.  

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