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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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3 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Maybe UGA did educate her. Maybe without them she would be worse.

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2 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

BJs can get you degrees

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

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Immediately after retirement as a college professor seems like a less than optimal time to be consuming this piece of information. 

On 11/3/2023 at 12:15 AM, Pato del Muerto said:

Immediately after retirement as a college professor seems like a less than optimal time to be consuming this piece of information. 

I think he's about 9 months out.  There's still time.

BJs can get you degrees

Just ask Donald Trump
Zelenskyy is “acting” like he’s at war and “recking” the economy. 
 
She has to do her own tweets.
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Mask needs to shut her pie hole…
20 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

It never stops.

 

She literally blows through wray's comment, she doesn't even realized she's been savegely burned. 

5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

She literally blows through wray's comment, she doesn't even realized she's been savegely burned. 

Because that's how they operate.  It's the Bannon and Roger Stone strategy.  Don't ever back down, no matter what.  No.  Matter.  The.  Facts.

"I've never seen those pictures before."

"Well I posted them on my twitter account!" 

I can't believe that was a real exchange.

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Because that's how they operate.  It's the Bannon and Roger Stone strategy.  Don't ever back down, no matter what.  No.  Matter.  The.  Facts.

Also, they never post the whole exchange on their social media. Just their bit "Watch MTG DESTROY Deep State Christopher Wray!!" 

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

She literally blows through wray's comment, she doesn't even realized she's been savegely burned. 

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

"I've never seen those pictures before."

"Well I posted them on my twitter account!" 

I can't believe that was a real exchange.

When you're as self-important as she is, you just assume everybody reads your twitter.

It's really amazing how the GOP is making stupid the norm.  Hell, she and the Okie that wants to fight make George Santos or Jim Trafficant look sane/competent.

32 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

When you're as self-important as she is, you just assume everybody reads your twitter.

And more to the point, that posting something on twitter means it is seen by EVERYBODY because EVERYBODY is on twitter.  No they aren't, you dumb cunt.

Keep in mind that these idiots thought that anything Trump posted on twatter was a formal presidential order.  As my dad would say, they don't have any more sense than a chicken or a frog.

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Somebody needs to get laid, also she's sticking her neck out for somebody who has dressed in drag in the not-too-distant past, so very progressive of her!

The Republican majority controlled Congress has ousted a Republican Speaker and is now on the verge of expelling a not yet convicted Republican member, but we can’t even impeach Mayorkas or Biden or stop the weaponized DOJ against Trump and all their political enemies?

Can't argue with that logic. "We're gonna expel someone for committing a million crimes and all sorts of fraud, but we can't even impeach Biden for nothing??".

I’m in for all the classics…



My NY resolution is to get in better shape so I can outlive this bitch and piss on her grave.

She’s too dumb to comprehend she’s a racist 

Just a vile cunt, someone had posted the video of her chasing down the Parkland school shooting survivor but not only should she have been shot, the person recording it should have as well. 

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

She’s too dumb to comprehend she’s a racist 

Yeah she really thinks that makes her look good. Fucking dumb.  

4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Yeah she really thinks that makes her look good. Fucking dumb.  

It does make her look good, to Republicans.  "I know a bunch of white people who are WORSE than black people!!!"

Not so much man hands, as ham hands?

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

A troglodyte, a nazi, and the Creature From The Black Lagoon walk into a bar...

It does make her look good, to Republicans.  "I know a bunch of white people who are WORSE than black people!!!"

This reminds me so much of my relatives in Alabama. One of my first memories was driving to the SS office with my grandfather early in the morning, so he could get his check before the lazy Nwords woke up to get the checks they didn’t deserve.

“They got a mule and 5 acres and now they want more?”

(Note - they poisoned the mule)
14 minutes ago, Red Five said:

3, 1, 2

x, x, x.

 

 

You were doing it wrong.

32 minutes ago, Red Five said:

3, 1, 2

i mean, gun to my head, this would also be my ranking

And Alina won't even mind if you call her Melania. 

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12 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

 

 

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1 minute ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

Oh, I'm sure MTG will have a comprehensive plan for allowing immigrants into the country to fill thes.....I can't even finish the sentence.

21 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Oh, I'm sure MTG will have a comprehensive plan for allowing immigrants into the country to fill thes.....I can't even finish the sentence.

Her dad had a construction company and I'm sure every employee or sub-contractor was here legally because that kind of stuff never happens in the construction business.

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She's Michael Wincott.  How the fuck do people not see this?  Somebody post a side-by-side.  It's uncanny.

Why a spork, cousin?

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

She's Michael Wincott.  How the fuck do people not see this?  Somebody post a side-by-side.  It's uncanny.

 

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8 hours ago, C-Man said:

Marjorie Taylor Greene bemoans shrinking GQP majority in the House: "Hopefully no one dies"

Hmm, guess it's not terribly appropriate for the season but I kind of hope you die to evil ditch-pig. 

https://thehill.com/homenews/house/4345522-marjorie-taylor-greene-shrinking-gop-majority/

She also just accused a fellow Republican Rep from Georgia of touching her inappropriately.  

 

There is a joke in this, but I'm not gonna touch it (ha ha aren't I clever).  

Quick Google search reveals no blind congressmen from Georgia

He probably mistook her for a dude. 

Well we can rule out any pediatrists or eye doctors.  She does seem to have some sort of hoof, claw, and mouth disease so maybe a Vet?

On 12/4/2023 at 7:30 AM, Aqua Buddha said:

 

So are there not enough jobs for the workers, or not enough workers for the jobs?  

46 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Well we can rule out any pediatrists or eye doctors.  She does seem to have some sort of hoof, claw, and mouth disease so maybe a Vet?

No, and this is actually true, the dude's a dentist by trade I think.  

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