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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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#6651

I just can't help myself.  I called her office again while taking a shit this morning (Italian Verona blend we got for Christmas that just gives me the runs something fierce).  Asked if MTG was participating in the Convoy for Our Borders?  Get a callback just now.  Deputy Chief of Staff says something to the effect of, "No, not directly,  But she supports the cause."  I ask, "But she's not directly into the truck driving convoy itself."  So I oscillate between a "truck stop glory hole" quip or do I go with "Are you sure, because it looks like a semi ran over her toes."  I just chortled and hung up.  It's a fun way to start the day.  

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#6652
50 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

So I oscillate between a "truck stop glory hole" quip or do I go with "Are you sure, because it looks like a semi ran over her toes." 

Happy Joel Mchale GIF by ABC Network

#6653

I don't know guys, I think ol Marge may have the wrong idea about democrats. 

"You want an insane criminal conman too and you're just jealous because you don't have one!"

#6654
1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

I just can't help myself.  I called her office again while taking a shit this morning (Italian Verona blend we got for Christmas that just gives me the runs something fierce).  Asked if MTG was participating in the Convoy for Our Borders?  Get a callback just now.  Deputy Chief of Staff says something to the effect of, "No, not directly,  But she supports the cause."  I ask, "But she's not directly into the truck driving convoy itself."  So I oscillate between a "truck stop glory hole" quip or do I go with "Are you sure, because it looks like a semi ran over her toes."  I just chortled and hung up.  It's a fun way to start the day.  

A face too ugly for a glory hole 

#6656
Raise your hand if you agree Marjorie Taylor Greene is a despicable piece of garbage 💩

She's so stupid. "Any Republican who isn't willing to adapt these policies..."

I'll "adapt" the policies, ya dummy, into something that isn't bat shit crazy and fascist.  Don't eradicate me bro!

#6657
3 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I just can't help myself.  I called her office again while taking a shit this morning (Italian Verona blend we got for Christmas that just gives me the runs something fierce).  Asked if MTG was participating in the Convoy for Our Borders?  Get a callback just now.  Deputy Chief of Staff says something to the effect of, "No, not directly,  But she supports the cause."  I ask, "But she's not directly into the truck driving convoy itself."  So I oscillate between a "truck stop glory hole" quip or do I go with "Are you sure, because it looks like a semi ran over her toes."  I just chortled and hung up.  It's a fun way to start the day.  

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#6658
Love this! Fantastic border security plan. Full and total endorsement!!Only thing missing is the space lasers.

 

#6659
25 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:
Love this! Fantastic border security plan. Full and total endorsement!!Only thing missing is the space lasers.

 

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#6660
Marjorie Taylor Greene: The Founding Fathers intended impeachment to be used to deal with the commission of in-dick-ta-ble crimes...

 

#6661

Just like MTG at a Crossfit gym, that one is too easy to touch

#6664
34 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:
Marjorie Taylor Greene: The Founding Fathers intended impeachment to be used to deal with the commission of in-dick-ta-ble crimes...

 

UGA must be so proud she holds a degree from there. 

#6665
7 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

UGA must be so proud she holds a degree from there. 

#MarjorieTaylorGreene must be sipping liquor all day long - the things she says are like drunk looking for reaction. https://t.co/4aORrDQoFv

 

#6666
Sitting member of Congress Marjorie Taylor Greene having a normal one, struggling to pronounce the word "indictable," or correctly read a number with seven digits.There MUST be a higher bar.Stay in school, folks.

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#6667

Made it thru 4:04 of this clown's voice, where my cookie at?

Democrats and the media have lied, labeling President Trump an insurrectionist without evidence and without ONE single J6 protestor being charged with this crime.Yet BLM domestic terrorists who caused $2 billion in damages are protected as “mostly peaceful.”Thank you to…

 

#6668
6 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Made it thru 4:04 of this clown's voice, where my cookie at?

 

You have to let her feed it to you after she picks it up with her spork foot

#6669

Did she just say "without evidence". We all watched it live on tv. Just like the guy who orchestrated the whole thing and who refused to give assistance when our fucking capitol was under siege. 

"Without evidence" is saying the election was stolen.

#6670
22 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Made it thru 4:04 of this clown's voice, where my cookie at?

Democrats and the media have lied, labeling President Trump an insurrectionist without evidence and without ONE single J6 protestor being charged with this crime.Yet BLM domestic terrorists who caused $2 billion in damages are protected as “mostly peaceful.”Thank you to…

 

So is she just pretending the 10 Oath Keepers and Proud Boys have not been convicted of seditious conspiracy, or is she just playing word games?

#6671
8 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

So is she just pretending the 10 Oath Keepers and Proud Boys have not been convicted of seditious conspiracy, or is she just playing word games?

They were all antifa!!!

#6672
8 minutes ago, speed817 said:

They were all antifa!!!

. . . antifa trying to interfere with an election result in their favor!!!

#6673
18 minutes ago, speed817 said:

They were all antifa!!!

9 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

. . . antifa trying to interfere with an election result in their favor!!!

And Trump wants to pardon the antifa for some reason!!!

#6674
4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

And Trump wants to pardon the antifa for some reason!!!

The mental gymnastics is truly something to behold.

#6675
37 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

So is she just pretending the 10 Oath Keepers and Proud Boys have not been convicted of seditious conspiracy, or is she just playing word games?

To the fanbois and girls that Marge has, no one was ever convicted.  They are just Biden hostages.  That's all that really matters here.

Marge isn't so stupid to believe that, but she knows the people she is speaking to have no reason to look any further than what she says.

 

#6676
1 hour ago, Dnaguy said:

The mental gymnastics is truly something to behold.

You mean, the mental gymnastics are something to befoot, right?  You trying doing a double summersault floor routine with just 8 toes asshole!  

#6677
32 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

You mean, the mental gymnastics are something to befoot, right?  You trying doing a double summersault floor routine with just 8 toes asshole!  

Is it at least a 4/4 split?

#6678
2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Is it at least a 4/4 split?

Not if her husband's got his dick in the bowling ball's holes?

Oh shit, are we not talking about the Lanes?  

#6679
18 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

To the fanbois and girls that Marge has, no one was ever convicted.  They are just Biden hostages.  That's all that really matters here.

Marge isn't so stupid to believe that, but she knows the people she is speaking to have no reason to look any further than what she says.

 

i might need to disagree with you on that one. Most MAGA leaders know they're lying, but do it for the grift. She feels like a true believer.

#6680
4 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

i might need to disagree with you on that one. Most MAGA leaders know they're lying, but do it for the grift. She feels like a true believer.

I tend to agree.  I think she is an all-in Trumper.  She might not believe every conspiracy that comes out of her bovine piehole, but she absolutely is a Trump minion and will do and say whatever she believes shows her loyalty to him. 

#6681
54 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

i might need to disagree with you on that one. Most MAGA leaders know they're lying, but do it for the grift. She feels like a true believer.

She's pure batshit.  Crazy people don't know that they are crazy.  

#6682

SIAP

 

🚨Evidence: Marjorie Taylor Greene inciting people to go into federal buildings before J6! She also talks about leaving a meeting at the Trump WH which was planning J6! https://t.co/DO61HcBfs7

 

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#6683
On 2/7/2024 at 10:01 AM, DigglerontheHoof said:

She might not believe every conspiracy that comes out of her bovine piehole, 

Hey, hey now.  Let's be careful with the language around here.

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#6684
Marjorie Taylor Greene brought her daughter to Mar-a-Lago

 

#6685
On 2/1/2024 at 12:57 PM, DigglerontheHoof said:

UGA must be so proud she holds a degree from there. 

She and Hershel should do a promo.

#6686
29 minutes ago, Satchel said:

She and Hershel should do a promo.

I read today UGA is getting medical school, at least that was the headline.  Perhaps I should have read farther, Green and Walker are actually putting together a cryptozoology program.  Walker is gonna get those werewolves, I promise you!

#6687
1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:
Marjorie Taylor Greene brought her daughter to Mar-a-Lago

 

Damn, that’s some Claudia Conway-level stuff right there. 

#6690
13 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:
Marjorie Taylor Greene brought her daughter to Mar-a-Lago

 


No One: …..

Jim Henson: What if Ms. Piggy had huge tits?!

#6691
13 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:
Marjorie Taylor Greene brought her daughter to Mar-a-Lago

 

Don't care...

X,1

#6692
29 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Don't care...

X,1


The mirror of society that is Pornhub isn’t your friend on this man.

In the ‘research’ I’ve done, you think you’re going to just get down with the daughter…. And then ole MTG is going to walk in to ‘show’ her what to do.

You’re going to have sex with both of them.

It’s on the internet so you know it’s true.

Just accept your fate.

#6693
45 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:


The mirror of society that is Pornhub isn’t your friend on this man.

In the ‘research’ I’ve done, you think you’re going to just get down with the daughter…. And then ole MTG is going to walk in to ‘show’ her what to do.

You’re going to have sex with both of them.

It’s on the internet so you know it’s true.

Just accept your fate.

There isn’t enough Viagara you could take to deal with that. 

#6694
7 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

There isn’t enough Viagara you could take to deal with that. 

MTG isn’t a bottom.

Viagra doesn’t really matter in this scenario.

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#6695
2 hours ago, Dnaguy said:


The mirror of society that is Pornhub isn’t your friend on this man.

In the ‘research’ I’ve done, you think you’re going to just get down with the daughter…. And then ole MTG is going to walk in to ‘show’ her what to do.

You’re going to have sex with both of them.

It’s on the internet so you know it’s true.

Just accept your fate.

Live look at me mid-stroke when Marge walks in naked.

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#6696

 

1 hour ago, DixonHur said:

Live look at me mid-stroke when Marge walks in naked.

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#6697
19 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:
Marjorie Taylor Greene brought her daughter to Mar-a-Lago

 

Did Trump claim Prima nocta? 

#6698
3 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Did Trump claim Prima nocta? 

There's no way Marge has ever brought her daughter around Trump, she doesn't want the competition. 

#6699
2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

There's no way Marge has ever brought her daughter around Trump, she doesn't want the competition. 

But she wants the VP slot, so she's giving him her last, best thing. (vomits in mouth a little)

#6700
On 2/13/2024 at 5:46 PM, Jive Turkey said:
Marjorie Taylor Greene brought her daughter to Mar-a-Lago

 

Might be my eyesight but that’s not a very flattering dress design wise for Gump Jr.  Makes her figure look lumpy. 

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