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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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16 hours ago, Underdog said:

Might be my eyesight but that’s not a very flattering dress design wise for Gump Jr.  Makes her figure look lumpy. 

Especially up top

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16 hours ago, Underdog said:

Might be my eyesight but that’s not a very flattering dress design wise for Gump Jr.  Makes her figure look lumpy. 

Maybe she’s lumpy and 4 pair of spanx are doing all they can do. 

Is that her mom?

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1 minute ago, Covri said:

Is that her mom?

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1 minute ago, Covri said:

Is that her mom?

I think they dug Ivana up and reanimated her.

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

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fyi, whatever that url is tried to give my computer aids

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Anyone else get this vibe from mar a lago photos? 
 

 

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3 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

fyi, whatever that url is tried to give my computer aids

Huh.  Stupid people in New England.  Here ya go....

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49 minutes ago, Covri said:

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10 hours ago, Covri said:

Is that her mom?

Is that real?  Jesus…

10 hours ago, Covri said:

Is that her mom?

No. She was adopted from the idiot asylum I thought. 

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11 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

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Every once in a while I think about how Marjorie Taylor Greene is from Georgia but so is former president Jimmy Carter. I try not to think about it for too long but wonder if Marjorie's family America would've been better off had England's General Oglethorpe left her ancestor in debtor's prison.

She's needs to lay off the hard seltzer on the dais there.

She's barely literate enough to read the stuff her handlers write down for her to say.

20 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Every once in a while I think about how Marjorie Taylor Greene is from Georgia but so is former president Jimmy Carter. I try not to think about it for too long but wonder if Marjorie's family America would've been better off had England's General Oglethorpe left her ancestor in debtor's prison.

It helps me to know that her father is actually from upper Michigan, but she was born and raised here.  Le Sigh.  

54 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

It helps me to know that her father is actually from upper Michigan, but she was born and raised here.  Le Sigh.  

Michigan:  The Georgia of the midwest.

That goes along with North Florida, I mean Ohio.

Portia de Entry?  I mean; there’s a hundred jokes I could write based on  that comment alone.  And watch her left hand.  

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22 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Portia de Entry?  I mean; there’s a hundred jokes I could write based on  that comment alone.  And watch her left hand.  

I prefer Portia de Rossi

Who was married to Elegant Degenerates?

 

also, kudos to MTG on a literal entry into the Congressional record of, and I quote: “the southwest border of terrorist.”   So much for my damn drink coupons, but am I free to move about the country?

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“Tummies….they should be concave!”

On 2/20/2024 at 4:08 PM, Red Five said:

She said "in-dict-ment" out loud and didn't correct herself.

She's waiting for Hunter Biden's in-dict-ment.

Disrobed???? She thinking of Hunter again huh?

 

50 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Trump paid $10 million for it.

That is different. He is a great businessman. 

1 hour ago, speed817 said:

Disrobed???? She thinking of Hunter again huh?

 

 

So exclusive they let you in, huh. 

 

 

Shame that Marjorie's phone works; was kind of hoping that the outage would have provided some much needed calm to the cellular seas.

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So Marge. The left is the party of conspiracy theories and the maga crowd is pro-constitution, huh. That's some 1984 type shit. Their dear leader suggested "suspending" the constitution and has said that he will be a dictator on day one. Not to mention the whole attempted coup thing.

7 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

She's such a rancid cunt.  I really hope she dies a horrible death. 

And soon.

down right embarrassing, the two vocal gop congress members shouting down Biden during his SOTU speech now one is caught  on camera having her tits fondled and rubbing her dates junk at a public play and the other is telling media members from a foreign country to fuck off on camera.

 

8 hours ago, Smax said:

down right embarrassing, the two vocal gop congress members shouting down Biden during his SOTU speech now one is caught  on camera having her tits fondled and rubbing her dates junk at a public play and the other is telling media members from a foreign country to fuck off on camera.

And they think this makes them look strong.

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

And they think this makes them look strong and Christian 

in a vulgar sorta way.

12 hours ago, Satchel said:

in a vulgar sorta way.

From the Latin “vulgate”.   St. Jerome hated the brown illegals…

Just stopping by to say fuck this cunt in the most uncomfortable way

9 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Just stopping by to say fuck this cunt in the most uncomfortable way

Any fucking of her would be uncomfortable, it'd be like sleeping with Eva Braun. 

19 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

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So....the minimum is 37 pieces of flair.  And no, your six toes do not count as six separate pieces of flair.....

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