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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

pipe bomber

Like the pipes coming out of her toilet?

Oh, I see now. Never mind.

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4 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

This with Neanderthal in front. Because that is what she is.

She's a Denisovan.

We all know it, even if none of us will say it.

4 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

I really don’t like linking to Ateba, but more R-rated ranting.

 

She continues to prove that Republicans in 2024 are the biggest fucking snowflakes that are extremely easy to trigger.  They just need to crawl into their safe space and seal the entrance behind them.

13 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Isn't that pretty much the plot of "Next of Kin"?  

I promise if you asked her staff, they'd reply with "Well there can't be a sasquatch cub because there is no female Bigfoot with which he can breed." 

They seriously reply to most insane inquiries with no sense of irony.  I gotta stop doing it though.  But dairy queen sounds really good for tomorrow.  

"Crimes Against Humidity"???

So is that like a desert, or a dehumidifier, or cooling the Earth again, or how does this work?  I got a bad grade in my Weather & Climate class at UT.  

11 hours ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Saw this today down in the French Quarter. 

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Sweet humblebrag*. 😀. This you?
 

(Edit for clarity: The humblebrag is having dinner in NOLA.  I had dinner in Langhorne, PA last night at a hibachi place. It was nice and all, not French Quarter nice).

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1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

Sweet humblebrag. 😀. This you?

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Dammit! I always forget how bad the traffic is when the Incel convention is in town. 

jk

On 6/4/2024 at 2:32 PM, Gil Bang said:

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they should throw Biden in jail for giving him a medal !!!!!!!

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


they should throw Biden in jail for giving him a medal !!!!!!!

She's quite the monster herself....

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6 minutes ago, speed817 said:

She's quite the monster herself....

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She's in Charlottesville stumping for Bob Goode or the other Trump guy running for the 5th district.  My old neighbor, a 75 year old woman, apparently put her arm around her like she was going to hug her and told her that she's pathetic.   I'm hoping there's a video of the encounter. 

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She gets off on the attention and while we should make it obvious to the world that she sucks, the best thing to do to someone like her is ignore her and give her zero press.

21 minutes ago, tx ind said:

She gets off on the attention and while we should make it obvious to the world that she sucks, the best thing to do to someone like her is ignore her and give her zero press.

Not the BEST thing. I can think of better things. 

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Why you gotta do Nacho like that?

34 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

 

You know, politics aside, Him is an awful band.  I can't support someone praises them.

Wasn't that a Bob Seger song title, "Solid, and as a Rock" ???

Who proofreads this stuff?

Seriously, next time you gotta take a big dump, call her comms. team.  They make her look like a Nobel Laureate by comparison.  I picture it like "Zoolander" where they're just jumping around on desks trying to figure out how to turn the computer on.  

2 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Wasn't that a Bob Seger song title, "Solid, and as a Rock" ???

Ashford and Simpson

Dammit, I knew I got that one wrong.  And Ashford literally looked like Black Jesus.  

Still, all she had to post was "solid as a rock" without the and.  But to be fair, it's hard to type accurately with just 8 toes.  

I love how she is all of a sudden an evangelical.  Years of shit spewing out of her mouth and no references to God or Jeebus, but NOW she's all in.

24 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

But to be fair, it's hard to type accurately with just 8 toes.  

Updated for the 2024 simulation

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I've never rooted for someone to have a hiking accident so much in my life.  

17 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I love how she is all of a sudden an evangelical.  Years of shit spewing out of her mouth and no references to God or Jeebus, but NOW she's all in.


she really wants to be trump’s vp


she really wants to be trump’s vp

The pathetic thing is that she hasn’t realized that will never, ever, ever happen. Not because she isn’t loyal enough, or Trumpy enough, or enough of a piece of shit - she checks all those boxes. Rather, it’s because she’s a) female and b) ugly. That’s it. Trump has made it plain, he has no problem elevating women…so long as they’re hot. He isn’t going to repeat his Huckabeef failure.
7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


The pathetic thing is that she hasn’t realized that will never, ever, ever happen. Not because she isn’t loyal enough, or Trumpy enough, or enough of a piece of shit - she checks all those boxes. Rather, it’s because she’s a) female and b) ugly. That’s it. Trump has made it plain, he has no problem elevating women…so long as they’re hot. He isn’t going to repeat his Huckabeef failure.


I’m guessing Secretary of Interior 

On 6/4/2024 at 7:45 PM, Bullneck said:

Sweet humblebrag*. 😀. This you?
 

(Edit for clarity: The humblebrag is having dinner in NOLA.  I had dinner in Langhorne, PA last night at a hibachi place. It was nice and all, not French Quarter nice).

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A1 Steakhouse?

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:


I’m guessing Secretary of Interior 

Nope, Secretary of Agriculture.  

So now she's saying that the FBI raided marloaga to assassinate trump? 

 

She's got to be a paid russian troll. Got to be.

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


I’m guessing Secretary of Interior 

This.  It's the smart move.  If ever have a chance to nominate a live Sasquatch to patrol America's National Forests...you take it.  

28 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

So now she's saying that the FBI raided marloaga to assassinate trump? 

 

She's got to be a paid russian troll. Got to be.

She's basically become a real life Brick Tamland.  "Marge, are you just looking around the country for things to blame on the FBI?"
-I hate FBI.  I hate FBI.   (years later, it will be discovered that I have an IQ of 48) 

54 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

So now she's saying that the FBI raided marloaga to assassinate trump? 

 

She's got to be a paid russian troll. Got to be.

That came straight from Trump.  He took their orders which included a standard "shoot to kill" authorization and spun it as "they were here to kill me".  Nonsense.

On 6/3/2024 at 8:32 AM, Pancho said:

 

 

She doesn't know any black people. 

 

 

 

 

6 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


The pathetic thing is that she hasn’t realized that will never, ever, ever happen. Not because she isn’t loyal enough, or Trumpy enough, or enough of a piece of shit - she checks all those boxes. Rather, it’s because she’s a) female and b) ugly. That’s it. Trump has made it plain, he has no problem elevating women…so long as they’re hot. He isn’t going to repeat his Huckabeef failure.

 

you forgot

c) has bigger hands 

 

 

I heard that Marjorie slept with Bill Lumbergh.  

-No, Ron Lumbergh.  The Intetrode guy from her gym.  Who'd you think it was, Bill Lumbergh.  Their children would have hooves.  Literal hooves.  

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