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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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9 hours ago, Blotto said:

You could lose a lot of money wagering on a "floor" of GQP stupidity. In my observation, there is none and they will continue plowing ahead until they are too stupid to breathe. Morons leading rubes....today's GQP. 

Yeah, let's talk math here.  If she is not primaried by 2026, that means at least 25% of the voting citizens in a congressional district believes she is the best they could do.  Because, this isn't just about voting party lines.  In a safe district, the real election is at the primary, and half of those voters picked her. That is how shitty the Republican Party is. 

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11 hours ago, Macanudo said:

I bet he's not a "real" lawyer.  He probably went to a couple of Bob Loblaw's seminars.  

or a Harvard extension course

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On 10/4/2024 at 10:18 AM, Blotto said:

You could lose a lot of money wagering on a "floor" of GQP stupidity. In my observation, there is none and they will continue plowing ahead until they are too stupid to breathe. Morons leading rubes....today's GQP. 

less than 24 hours later, this is worth repeating

holy shit, lol

she has to be a twitter parody account in the living flesh

18 hours ago, TeeDubya said:

May be an image of 4 people and text

Real lawyer, after all.  Seems like he'd be the "Cleveland Stadium" kind of guy.

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23 minutes ago, Mittens said:

 

Can't she just look up her ancestor's files?

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

Real lawyer, after all.  Seems like he'd be the "Cleveland Stadium" kind of guy.

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Still doesn't answer where he went to law school.  It could have been the Rocco Clubo School along with typewriter maintenance and other law stuff.

9 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Still doesn't answer where he went to law school.  It could have been the Rocco Clubo School along with typewriter maintenance and other law stuff.

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Just now, Bullneck said:

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Thanks, Buzzkill.  I mean, Bullneck.

1 hour ago, miguelito said:

Can't she just look up her parent’s files?

FIFY

Ms. Crockett refers Gump as B6 now. 

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

Ms. Crockett refers Gump as B6 now. 

She sunk her battleship?

 
She just needs to think about before she was unfrozen.... was there a toll to cross the land bridge?

Hey Marge ever hear of brucellosis?

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5 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Hey Marge ever hear of brucellosis?

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We bought raw milk from a local farm for a few months in 2020.  No issues. I understand the point of pasteurization, and it’s a good thing. I sure wouldn’t pimp raw milk as better, just an alternative with additional risks and benefits. Of course the benefits can be had in other ways, while avoiding the risks. 

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6 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Hey Marge ever hear of brucellosis?

She doesn't like Italian food. 

6 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Hey Marge ever hear of brucellosis?

Hard to smell it when she goes down. 

“that can result in serious complications and death.“

By all means, Marge, drink up! 

On 10/5/2024 at 10:38 AM, Mittens said:

 

 

I don't know Marjorie, seems like you'd be best to answer the question what Neanderthals were doing in the ice age. 

 

 

On 10/5/2024 at 11:02 AM, miguelito said:

Can't she just look up her ancestor's files?

 dammit, beat me to it. Gotta bring the A game when making fun of marjorie. 

7 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

Beauty may be skin deep...but stupid goes clean to the bone.

15 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

She things fog machines are weather control. 

She gets votes. Like, from real people. Knowingly. People who want her to represent them.

On 10/7/2024 at 12:19 AM, Pato del Muerto said:

We bought raw milk from a local farm for a few months in 2020.  No issues. I understand the point of pasteurization, and it’s a good thing. I sure wouldn’t pimp raw milk as better, just an alternative with additional risks and benefits. Of course the benefits can be had in other ways, while avoiding the risks. 

No need to explain. We'd be surprised if you of all people didn't drink raw milk. In fact, I'd be somewhat shocked if you didn't regularly partake in chicken tartare.

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

She things fog machines are weather control. 

JUST LOOK AT WHAT THE DEMOCRATS ARE DOING TO THE WEATHER IN FLORIDA!!!!!

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3 minutes ago, gernblansten said:

JUST LOOK AT WHAT THE DEMOCRATS ARE DOING TO THE WEATHER IN FLORIDA!!!!!

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I get the duck, but how they get the football players up in the sky like that? 

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

She gets votes. Like, from real people. Knowingly. People who want her to represent them.

And those people live in a swing state. Their votes have an outsized influence on who the next President will be. The electoral college sucks.

9 minutes ago, NAVY said:

I get the duck, but how they get the football players up in the sky like that? 

If you can control the weather, you can control gravity. 

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And if you control the mail, you control ... information

4 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Is she really wrong? 

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Is that the weather-making iPad? 

52 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Is that the weather-making iPad? 

It's called the MaxiQ-pad.  

9 hours ago, NAVY said:

I get the duck, but how they get the football players up in the sky like that? 

That’s an Ibis. His name is Sebastian. 

I must admit if I had a remote control hurricane super weapon, i would be tageting Florida (and probably Oklahoma) on the regular for shits and giggles 

On 10/3/2024 at 10:47 PM, aggie08 said:

We're actually doing this? All right then.

I know she's Qanon adjacent, but she's a sitting U.S. Congresswoman for fuck's sake. It's got to be performative since she's not in the public eye nearly as much these days. This is too dumb even for her.

This aged well

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Thank you for being the voice of reason, Marge.

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