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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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Her crossfit business must have been crazy popular for her to have banked millions for these tours.
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It’s a wild day when MTG is the moderate* republican

Its such a fucking mess I honestly don't know nor pretend to care about their motivations wink wink, I still stand by my prediction that if/when Trump achieves totalitarian control that he will start military adventures willy nilly against everyone. They are not for peace but somehow the isolationist wing of the GOP has some power early in the 4th Reich.

11 hours ago, Fastbreak said:


Her crossfit business must have been crazy popular for her to have banked millions for these tours.

She inherited a construction business from her father.

56 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

She inherited a construction business from her father.

Her ex husband ran it. She never did any real work.

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52 minutes ago, Pasken said:

Her ex husband ran it. She never did any real work.

Tell that to her tantric sex coach. And her gym partner. And Benny the hobo that slept behind her trash dumpster. And...

2 hours ago, Pasken said:

Her ex husband ran it. She never did any real work.

Of course, I never intended to attribute any merit or acumen to her.

  • 2 weeks later...
 

Some of the mystic parents need to hit her with an Alex Jones suit. She is saying that their kids didn’t die from a natural disaster - rather, the US government murdered their children. It’s a lie about their deaths, intended for self aggrandizement and necessarily causing emotional distress. Take a page from Trump’s playbook of “sue everyone,” and bankrupt her evil ass.
And by the way, she said that in a public forum, not on the House floor, so there’s no privilege.
On 6/25/2025 at 11:25 AM, Pancho said:

Torbush

 

The Statue of Liberty is a Ringwraith?

38 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

it's amazing how fast the idiots have gone from human activity is so insignificant it can't possible affect the weather to humans are intentionally affecting the weather to hurt red states.

On 6/25/2025 at 8:49 AM, 956 Worldwide said:

 

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For the past 50 years there has been a world wide conspiracy to manufacture, secretly ship to airports, load onto planes and release chemicals into the skies.

Since contrails happen everywhere planes fly, this thing goes super deep. There are millions of people involved in this from every country on the planet. It’s the greatest coverup the world has ever seen.

1 hour ago, Fastbreak said:

For the past 50 years there has been a world wide conspiracy to manufacture, secretly ship to airports, load onto planes and release chemicals into the skies.

Since contrails happen everywhere planes fly, this thing goes super deep. There are millions of people involved in this from every country on the planet. It’s the greatest coverup the world has ever seen.

Wake up, you stupid sheeple!  Diddy was buying up large quantities of baby oil because that’s what goes in the contrails.  Of course the government had to put him away to silence him.

2 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

So, is that going to include carbon?

5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So who is modifying the weather, per her research?  Let me know who to be upset with, Marge!

Duh.  Obama and Hillary.

9 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

For the past 50 years there has been a world wide conspiracy to manufacture, secretly ship to airports, load onto planes and release chemicals into the skies.

Since contrails happen everywhere planes fly, this thing goes super deep. There are millions of people involved in this from every country on the planet. It’s the greatest coverup the world has ever seen.

 

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

The woke-ass NOAA had to put this up while Florida was doing its little spasm.  Pretty comprehensive about all the chemtrail, space laser and other weather mod conspiracies out there.

https://www.noaa.gov/news/fact-check-debunking-weather-modification-claims

The first post should be all that is needed for any rational human to understand that anything regarding “chem trails” is utter bullshit. The second should never have to be made. Yet here we are because fucking humans are unbelievably stupid. 

When I exhale on a cold day I see this strange cloud of steam coming out of my mouth, obviously due to some kind of atmospheric contamination.

I agree with Marge’s initiative. We’ve perfected chemtrails for mind control but trying to manipulate the weather is dangerous and unproven. 

Fuck,  I was looking at the headlines on CNBC and one read "Green resigns from Congress"  As I click through I realized it was missing the vestigial "e" and it was Mark Green, at least it was another R.

32 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

Fuck,  I was looking at the headlines on CNBC and one read "Green resigns from Congress"  As I click through I realized it was missing the vestigial "e" and it was Mark Green, at least it was another R.

Just remember....   3 Es = 3 Toes.

  • 4 weeks later...

MTG didn’t kill herself. 

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1 hour ago, Underdog said:

MTG didn’t kill herself. 

It can only be killed with fire.

Trump is not following through on loving Russia enough so that wing of the party is getting antsy. No coincidence that Dugin sent out the points.

 

5 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Trump is not following through on loving Russia enough so that wing of the party is getting antsy. No coincidence that Dugin sent out the points.

 

Are we already to the revolutionaries stabbing the other revolutionaries in the back now?  Because that's my favorite part!

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“I believe in accountability for one’s actions…” 

Seriously, Gump? 
 

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13 hours ago, Pancho said:

“when members of congress who’ve done far worse…”

 


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There are members of Congress who believe in same sex marriage, trans rights, habeas corpus, and affordable healthcare of all. So, yeah, far worse than anything Santos did.  

20 hours ago, C-Man said:

MTG threatening to leave the Republican Party.

HED: Marjorie Taylor Greene threatens dramatic breakup with Trump over a core base frustration that could upend entire Republican Party

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14960689/marjorie-taylor-greene-floats-breakup-republican-party.html

She ain't leaving shit.  It's just a "Give me attention and money" ploy.

Weird girl fight! 

Between her, Loomer, and Bobert, haven't we already done this like a half dozen times? A little cat fight when they're not getting enough attention?

41 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

PPV fight. Pay off the deficit. 

I wouldn't pay anything for that bullshit and neither would you.  

1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

I wouldn't pay anything for that bullshit and neither would you.  

Nope. But the rubes would. So fuck em. Less money they have to spend on ammo. Or Tacos. 

12 hours ago, aggie08 said:

Between her, Loomer, and Bobert, haven't we already done this like a half dozen times? A little cat fight when they're not getting enough attention?

or want to draw attention away from a certain orange someone else

Ok, I'm the devil, and here's the deal I'm offering:

You, Loomer, and MTG in a no-holds-barred, all-day threesome.  Anything and everything WILL happen.  Shit that would make a sailor blush will happen.  You're gonna need to drink a lotta Gatorade, maybe even get an IV at some point.

 

BUT, in exchange, this regime ends.  Immediately.

Would you do it, for your country?

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