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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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21 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Ok, I'm the devil, and here's the deal I'm offering:

You, Loomer, and MTG in a no-holds-barred, all-day threesome.  Anything and everything WILL happen.  Shit that would make a sailor blush will happen.  You're gonna need to drink a lotta Gatorade, maybe even get an IV at some point.

 

BUT, in exchange, this regime ends.  Immediately.

Would you do it, for your country?

We're gonna need to build NowThis a statue.

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50 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Ok, I'm the devil, and here's the deal I'm offering:

You, Loomer, and MTG in a no-holds-barred, all-day threesome.  Anything and everything WILL happen.  Shit that would make a sailor blush will happen.  You're gonna need to drink a lotta Gatorade, maybe even get an IV at some point.

 

BUT, in exchange, this regime ends.  Immediately.

Would you do it, for your country?

I'd take a bullet to immediately end this regime.

So... wait, let me think about this one a bit more. I'll, uh - I'll get back to you....

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Ok, I'm the devil, and here's the deal I'm offering:

You, Loomer, and MTG in a no-holds-barred, all-day threesome.  Anything and everything WILL happen.  Shit that would make a sailor blush will happen.  You're gonna need to drink a lotta Gatorade, maybe even get an IV at some point.

 

BUT, in exchange, this regime ends.  Immediately.

Would you do it, for your country?

If you did a blind poll, there's a good number here who would do this for a bottle of Pappy and a pizza.

 

7 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

If you did a blind poll, there's a good number here who would do this for a bottle of Pappy and a pizza.

 

What kind of pizza are we talking about?  There are some standards to maintain. 

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Ok, I'm the devil, and here's the deal I'm offering:

You, Loomer, and MTG in a no-holds-barred, all-day threesome.  Anything and everything WILL happen.  Shit that would make a sailor blush will happen.  You're gonna need to drink a lotta Gatorade, maybe even get an IV at some point.

 

BUT, in exchange, this regime ends.  Immediately.

Would you do it, for your country?

yes. and i'm not even gay. 

5 minutes ago, mchookem said:

yes. and i'm not even gay. 

1.  mchookem is a real American patriot.

2. RIP mchookem's DM in-box.

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Ok, I'm the devil, and here's the deal I'm offering:

You, Loomer, and MTG in a no-holds-barred, all-day threesome.  Anything and everything WILL happen.  Shit that would make a sailor blush will happen.  You're gonna need to drink a lotta Gatorade, maybe even get an IV at some point.

BUT, in exchange, this regime ends.  Immediately.

Would you do it, for your country?

So - if they hate each other for real, that means they could each select the type of strap on to use on the other?

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As JFK said, ask not what your country can do for you...

8 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Since @mchookem is stepping up to the plate, no.

Sorry, jimmy.  She had to back out.  Something about "saving herself for Mike Johnson and his son."

So, what say you?  Your country is calling upon you.

Just now, Brisketexan said:

Sorry, jimmy.  She had to back out.  Something about "saving herself for Mike Johnson and his son."

So, what say you?  Your country is calling upon you.

Sonofabitch.

13 minutes ago, kibbles said:

I would not fuck that blonde bitch with your limp dick.   gross.  I would buy her a pedicure, I guess.  thank you for your service MTG?

And you should get a discount.  Because there's fewer toes and all. 

Ok, I'm the devil, and here's the deal I'm offering:
You, Loomer, and MTG in a no-holds-barred, all-day threesome.  Anything and everything WILL happen.  Shit that would make a sailor blush will happen.  You're gonna need to drink a lotta Gatorade, maybe even get an IV at some point.
 
BUT, in exchange, this regime ends.  Immediately.
Would you do it, for your country?

I would do it for a win in Columbus, much less the future of the country.
1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

If you did a blind poll, there's a good number here who would do this for a bottle of Pappy and a pizza.

 

There's plenty that would probably do it for a pizza and a sixer of Natty Light.

5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Ok, I'm the devil, and here's the deal I'm offering:

You, Loomer, and MTG in a no-holds-barred, all-day threesome.  Anything and everything WILL happen.  Shit that would make a sailor blush will happen.  You're gonna need to drink a lotta Gatorade, maybe even get an IV at some point.

 

BUT, in exchange, this regime ends.  Immediately.

Would you do it, for your country?

Am I allowed nose plugs? 

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5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Ok, I'm the devil, and here's the deal I'm offering:

You, Loomer, and MTG in a no-holds-barred, all-day threesome.  Anything and everything WILL happen.  Shit that would make a sailor blush will happen.  You're gonna need to drink a lotta Gatorade, maybe even get an IV at some point.

 

BUT, in exchange, this regime ends.  Immediately.

Would you do it, for your country?

What’s the catch? 

11 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Am I allowed nose plugs? 

No

7 minutes ago, Red Five said:


Wtf? I feel like I have missed something.

Purportedly from a depo.

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Senate campaign?

Well, yeah.  Gotta start climbing the ladder, so she can run for (and win) POTUS in 2040 or so.

Imagine asking your daughter to plunge into the “is my mom a a skank” debate on the internet.

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5 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Imagine asking your daughter to plunge into the “is my mom a a skank” debate on the internet.

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The problem with the "let them fight" approach is that the more loathsome republicans get....the more powerful they get.  It's not that there is no bottom, it's that up is down and down is up.  Child rapist?  Homewrecker?  Abuser?  Just a giant piece of shit?  WELCOME TO REPUBLICAN LEADERSHIP!  THOSE ARE ALL THE QUALITIES WE'RE LOOKING FOR, BECAUSE THEY MAKE THA LIBZ CRY!

14 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Imagine asking your daughter to plunge into the “is my mom a a skank” debate on the internet.

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39 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Well, yeah.  Gotta start climbing the ladder, so she can run for (and win) POTUS in 2040 or so.

She won’t beat 95 year old Trump. 

2 hours ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

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What does this have to do with Eskimo Hut?

20 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

I wouldn't pay anything for that bullshit and neither would you.  

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1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Imagine asking your daughter to plunge into the “is my mom a a skank” debate on the internet.

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MAGAt farm system on a run.

29 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

lol wtf is happening 

america?

10 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Ok, I'm the devil, and here's the deal I'm offering:

You, Loomer, and MTG in a no-holds-barred, all-day threesome.  Anything and everything WILL happen.  Shit that would make a sailor blush will happen.  You're gonna need to drink a lotta Gatorade, maybe even get an IV at some point.

 

BUT, in exchange, this regime ends.  Immediately.

Would you do it, for your country?

Do I get blue Gatorade or the yellow and orange shit?

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1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

lol wtf is happening 

decent breakdown

 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

lol wtf is happening 

The inmates are taking over the asylum.

9 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

This is really incredible stuff.

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Am I the only one getting a strange boner thinking about Laura Loomer and MTG getting into a fight in an all-women’s prison?

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Am I the only one getting a strange boner thinking about Laura Loomer and MTG getting into a fight in an all-women’s prison?

You and @mchookem apparently 

16 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

You and @mchookem apparently 

AnTiM raises hand...

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wireless keyboard loses mind

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

Am I the only one getting a strange boner thinking about Laura Loomer and MTG getting into a fight in an all-women’s prison?

This movie is on Tubi

18 hours ago, Macanudo said:

And you should get a discount.  Because there's fewer toes and all. 

Posrep for proper use of fewer versus less. 

17 hours ago, Schulz2.0 said:

There's plenty that would probably do it for a pizza and a sixer of Natty Light.

Again, pics of pizza are not showing up.  These are important details.

7 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Again, pics of pizza are not showing up.  These are important details.

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8 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Again, pics of pizza are not showing up.  These are important details.

Again, the bar is pretty low for some of you....

Totino's Pepperoni Party Pizza pack with a slice of the pizza in front on a yellow background

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yall are fucking nuts. 

Yes, nut fuckers.  All of us.  I mean, them.

5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yall are fucking nuts. 

Good sir, have you been to the Quinn Ewers thread?

12 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yall are fucking nuts. 

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