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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yall are fucking nuts. 

have you met *waves around entire room* us?

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4 hours ago, South Austin said:

Am I the only one getting a strange boner thinking about Laura Loomer and MTG getting into a fight in an all-women’s prison?

 

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

You and @mchookem apparently 

 

2 hours ago, AnTiM said:

AnTiM raises hand...

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Also:

It's appropriate that the Federalist Papers devolved into this thoughtful public discourse between two (too?) politically influencial individuals.

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Great days. We live in them.

 

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15 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

lol wtf is happening 

We elected a Jerry Springer regime, and now we are getting the Jerry Springer show.  

7 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Good sir, have you been to the Quinn Ewers thread?

Lamenting the inevitable fall of the Republic instead sounds preferable.

8 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Good sir, have you been to the Quinn Ewers thread?

Popped in there for the first time in awhile today and holy shit.

Am I the only one getting a strange boner thinking about Laura Loomer and MTG getting into a fight in an all-women’s prison?

Yes
Too much Arby's 
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You can take the boy out of Beaumont, but you can't stop him from sticking his dick in the only living neanderthal.

I have 120 mutuals with that cretin. Head scratching, because most are attention whores, some are Dems, about half are dead, and none are ex-cons or drug addicts.
4 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:


You can take the boy out of Beaumont, but you can't stop him from sticking his dick in the only living neanderthal.

I have 120 mutuals with that cretin.

You guys Eskimo brothers??? 🤨

I went to junior high with him. Always thought he would end up coming out of the closet tbh. Still might

7 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

I went to junior high with him. Always thought he would end up coming out of the closet tbh. Still might

MTG is one helluva beard.

7 hours ago, speed817 said:

Too much Arby's 

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I’m really tempted to post that to his FB timeline. 

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

I went to junior high with him. Always thought he would end up coming out of the closet tbh. Still might

I mean doing it “Neanderthal Style” is close, or so I’ve heard. 

I’m really tempted to post that to his FB timeline. 

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She has concepts of a plan to run for President.

 

Here’s something to chew on:
She’d be twice as competent and 10x more humane and decent than the current DOTUS. I mean, it’s not even close, she’d be a vast improvement.
7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Here’s something to chew on:
She’d be twice as competent and 10x more humane and decent than the current DOTUS. I mean, it’s not even close, she’d be a vast improvement.

Uh.... 

32 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Here’s something to chew on:
She’d be twice as competent and 10x more humane and decent than the current DOTUS. I mean, it’s not even close, she’d be a vast improvement.

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8 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Here’s something to chew on:
She’d be twice as competent and 10x more humane and decent than the current DOTUS. I mean, it’s not even close, she’d be a vast improvement.

As general manager of the Dallas Cowboys, I’d be twice as competent and 10x more humane and decent than Jerry Jones. I mean, it’s not even close, and I’d be a vast improvement.

10 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Here’s something to chew on:
She’d be twice as competent and 10x more humane and decent than the current DOTUS. I mean, it’s not even close, she’d be a vast improvement.

Zero times anything equals zero.

My 5 year old is more competent, humane and decent than MTG.

This isn’t really anything to chew on, it’s how the “leaders” of the GOP let their party get away from them and how it’s just covered in shit now. We saw this coming. We watched  party as a slow train wreck over years just go further and further down and just debase the entire organization.

She won’t win, she won’t get remotely close to the nomination. But it is just what the GOP is going to run out there, shit sandwich or deluxe shit sandwich or shit sandwich supreme. 

11 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Here’s something to chew on:
She’d be twice as competent and 10x more humane and decent than the current DOTUS. I mean, it’s not even close, she’d be a vast improvement.

Which isn't saying much when you consider the level of incompetence we are at right now.

55 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

But what if you divide her by zero?

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By vaccine injuries, does she mean the trauma from being able to grow old?

15 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

The last time the ridiculed a racist moron Republican nominee…he fucking won.  So, I fully expect her to get the nomination and win the general election.

This is the best sub-plot of 2025.  After taking passenger rail to NYC to go on The View to stump for affordable healthcare; MTG takes time to honor the remarkable legacy of former Speaker Pelosi. Despite political differences, Pelosi was an effective leader and inspiring woman who worked to make America better.

She is running for the 1996 GOP presidential nomination. The secret shapeshifting cabal accidentally removed the Y2K patch when they sent out an operating system update. 
 

 

1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

This is the best sub-plot of 2025.  After taking passenger rail to NYC to go on The View to stump for affordable healthcare; MTG takes time to honor the remarkable legacy of former Speaker Pelosi. Despite political differences, Pelosi was an effective leader and inspiring woman who worked to make America better.

She is running for the 1996 GOP presidential nomination. The secret shapeshifting cabal accidentally removed the Y2K patch when they sent out an operating system update. 
 

 

WTF is happening?  This timeline man.  

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

The last time the ridiculed a racist moron Republican nominee…he fucking won.  So, I fully expect her to get the nomination and win the general election.

Diggler understands the timeline we are living in.

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Taking a break from the hysterics - Pauling county is in her district (GA-14).

She might be hearing things from her constituents...

 

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

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Taking a break from the hysterics - Pauling county is in her district (GA-14).

She might be hearing things from her constituents...

 

Neat. I bet Fayette, Paulding, and Forsyth all go red in 2028

23 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

LOL, my comment was going to be, maybe she finally took her lithium. Regardless of what’s happening she can literally go fuck herself and if she’s serious about helping the country she should voluntarily disappear. If she was crazy before, fuck her, it led her to a career as a lawmaker where she treated people like shit and used her position to harm others. If she was faking before, fuck her for having no values whatsoever and just playing political winds. If she’s really seeing things different now, fuck her still, she should at a bare minimum apologize for being a complete cunt to so many people, and then should, as I said, fucking disappear. There’s no reconciliation tour from her past. Not as a lawmaker at least. Maybe mend some personal relationships but stay the fuck away from government of any kind.

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On 11/5/2025 at 8:40 PM, Brisketexan said:


Here’s something to chew on:
She’d be twice as competent and 10x more humane and decent than the current DOTUS. I mean, it’s not even close, she’d be a vast improvement.

Gooood!  Death By Whomp 'em!

4 minutes ago, 'stache said:

LOL, my comment was going to be, maybe she finally took her lithium. Regardless of what’s happening she can literally go fuck herself and if she’s serious about helping the country she should voluntarily disappear. If she was crazy before, fuck her, it led her to a career as a lawmaker where she treated people like shit and used her position to harm others. If she was faking before, fuck her for having no values whatsoever and just playing political winds. If she’s really seeing things different now, fuck her still, she should at a bare minimum apologize for being a complete cunt to so many people, and then should, as I said, fucking disappear. There’s no reconciliation tour from her past. Not as a lawmaker at least. Maybe mend some personal relationships but stay the fuck away from government of any kind.

We're seeing a more shrewd politician than we thought who is thinking about a post-Trump GOP. She's doing this to ensure she has a seat at the table. 

Pivoting to the mainstream is a good political move long-term regardless of whether she seeks anything more than repping her district. 

She's criticized the GOP in the past for not being prepared to move on from Trump. So she's decided "fuck it, I'll do it myself!"

[ETA: Consider my post the tedious long version of @The Dog's concise observation.]

 

This is an interesting development.

She says idiotic things that please her constituency, but maybe she's not an idiot at all.

Did she cunningly embrace MAGA for cynical reasons? Is she now cynically reading the tea leaves and wanting to get out front before the bombs fall?

  1. She embraced MAGA.
  2. She vomited out everything the cult wanted to hear.
  3. She made a national name for herself.

Trump's errant policies alienate the base voters. Trump is obviously wasting away mentally.

  1. She's smart enough to be the first rat off the listing ship.
  2. She starts redefining herself as not so radical.
  3. She openly disagrees with Trump.
  4. She clearly breaks with the plan to prop up Trump in office for a third term.
  5. She suggests she may run herself as though Trump will not be a factor to her chances.

We often underestimate our enemies with careless declarations about their lack of intelligence. I begin to wonder about Margorie. Despicable but maybe not stupid.

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Guys, I really really believe she wants to change for the better of our country… 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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She's learned the game, but a leopard can't change its spots.

3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

[ETA: Consider my post the tedious long version of @The Dog's concise observation.]

 

This is an interesting development.

She says idiotic things that please her constituency, but maybe she's not an idiot at all.

Did she cunningly embrace MAGA for cynical reasons? Is she now cynically reading the tea leaves and wanting to get out front before the bombs fall?

  1. She embraced MAGA.
  2. She vomited out everything the cult wanted to hear.
  3. She made a national name for herself.

Trump's errant policies alienate the base voters. Trump is obviously wasting away mentally.

  1. She's smart enough to be the first rat off the listing ship.
  2. She starts redefining herself as not so radical.
  3. She openly disagrees with Trump.
  4. She clearly breaks with the plan to prop up Trump in office for a third term.
  5. She suggests she may run herself as though Trump will not be a factor to her chances.

We often underestimate our enemies with careless declarations about their lack of intelligence. I begin to wonder about Margorie. Despicable but maybe not stupid.

I disagree that MAGA is going anywhere. They'll bicker over shit but will always align come election time, at least national elections and swing state elections.

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