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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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4 hours ago, 'stache said:

I disagree that MAGA is going anywhere. They'll bicker over shit but will always align come election time, at least national elections and swing state elections.

I'm saying that she may be shrewd and bold enough to break from Trump. If she's right, and Trump falls, she'll have MAGA credentials without the full load of Trump dookie.

11 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

[ETA: Consider my post the tedious long version of @The Dog's concise observation.]

This is an interesting development.

She says idiotic things that please her constituency, but maybe she's not an idiot at all.

Did she cunningly embrace MAGA for cynical reasons? Is she now cynically reading the tea leaves and wanting to get out front before the bombs fall?

  1. She embraced MAGA.
  2. She vomited out everything the cult wanted to hear.
  3. She made a national name for herself.

Trump's errant policies alienate the base voters. Trump is obviously wasting away mentally.

  1. She's smart enough to be the first rat off the listing ship.
  2. She starts redefining herself as not so radical.
  3. She openly disagrees with Trump.
  4. She clearly breaks with the plan to prop up Trump in office for a third term.
  5. She suggests she may run herself as though Trump will not be a factor to her chances.

We often underestimate our enemies with careless declarations about their lack of intelligence. I begin to wonder about Margorie. Despicable but maybe not stupid.

It is an interesting thought.  You can look at an issue and easily figure out whether Rand Paul will side with or against Trump because he’s an ideologue.  For the most part, he’s going to stick to his guns. 

It’s a little more nuanced with her because she’s an opportunist, and is trying to thread the needle on being MAGA but not being tied to stuff that could drag down Trump.

7 hours ago, Mittens said:

 

Whatever it takes.

 

And when will AOC have her only fans set up?

Ok, what the fuck is going on. This is like when Pedro Serrano stopped praying to Jobu or whatever and became nice and normal. It's making me uncomfortable.

and i don't know what to do with my hands! 😜

8 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Ok, what the fuck is going on. This is like when Pedro Serrano stopped praying to Jobu or whatever and became nice and normal. It's making me uncomfortable.

But he never stopped worshipping Jobu.

9 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Ok, what the fuck is going on. This is like when Pedro Serrano stopped praying to Jobu or whatever and became nice and normal. It's making me uncomfortable.

I mean, I can see her worshiping a bucket of KFC.

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Ok, what the fuck is going on. This is like when Pedro Serrano stopped praying to Jobu or whatever and became nice and normal. It's making me uncomfortable.

Some nicey-nicey in the media does not make her less of a fucktard.   She's still a scum bucket.

5 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Some nicey-nicey in the media does not make her less of a fucktard.   She's still a scum bucket.

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Simple explanation is "two faced bitch".

4 hours ago, G650 said:

worshiping a bucket of KFC.

That’s a no-no? 

On 11/8/2025 at 4:41 PM, Macanudo said:

Some nicey-nicey in the media does not make her less of a fucktard.   She's still a scum bucket.

looks like you inadvertently used an extra S there, Mac

On 11/8/2025 at 7:27 PM, Underdog said:

That’s a no-no? 

It helped the Indians win the pennant.  

12 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

looks like you inadvertently used an extra S there, Mac

And misspelled Ditch Pig 

I've seen this movie before.  It The Grinch Who Stole Christmas story.  We just don't get to see the sequel where the Grinch turns into an asshole again by New Years.

Lovers quarrel

 

 

And to save you a click

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9 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Lovers quarrel

She’s committed to the files now, so pop some popcorn.  If she wants to win next year, she’s gotta turn out the Qanons in the primary, and she has a chance at that since she and Lauren are the only ones still pushing it.

And she’s going to get every bit as dirty as she needs to be.  I have no doubt she will be in Congress trying to put Rs in record as covering up for Epstein.

And Marge fires back.   This is glorious.  It's the Friday night drama that America needed.

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And Marge fires back.   This is glorious.  It's the Friday night drama that America needed.
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Shit just got really good.

I said this was going to start happening.   They are going to eat their own and it will be glorious.  Mike Johnson will be the kiddy meal.  

1 hour ago, VABuckeye said:

Shit just got really good.

I said this was going to start happening.   They are going to eat their own and it will be glorious.  Mike Johnson will be the kiddy meal.  

She and Nancy Mace and Massie and Boebert are far more powerful than they will ever be at this moment in time, and they may not even realize it - they could threaten to go independent or even Democrat, and throw the House into chaos, and Trump couldn't do a fucking thing about it.

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1 hour ago, The Dog said:

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So those are all russian trollbots or they’re ok with a pedo president who gives blow jobs nttawwt. So in other words, fuck em. 

1 hour ago, VABuckeye said:

Shit just got really good.

I said this was going to start happening.   They are going to eat their own and it will be glorious.  Mike Johnson will be the kiddy meal.  

Oh what a tangled web we weave/ When first we practice to deceive.

You go girl!

Apparently she is smart enough to realize that staying in office depends on her supporters.  Not all of them are morons who will support her forever regardless of the consequences.  Just hope we live long enough for most of this screwed up country to recognize the same truth and fix our problem.

3 hours ago, AnTiM said:

Apparently she is smart enough to realize that staying in office depends on her supporters.  Not all of them are morons who will support her forever regardless of the consequences.  Just hope we live long enough for most of this screwed up country to recognize the same truth and fix our problem.

She flipped on the ACA subsidy issue because she knows she'll be primaried next year as a political dead end, and she found no support for the Senate nor Governor seats.

I can’t stand her but loving this development. I’m looking forward to when she soon calls Trump a pedophile.

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13 hours ago, The Dog said:

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Trump is so mentally sick. The worst President by a longshot. I really wish he would go away and end this nightmare. 

Great to see the lunatics running the asylum...

16 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Lovers quarrel

 

 

And to save you a click

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15 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

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I don't think this is going to last but I'd love to see some other Republicans come after Trump and see them really go after each other.   People like Comer, Biggs and Perry.   Heavy hitters in MAGA world who might start thinking about getting reelected and not so much about saving  Trump's ass.

3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

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Poli-sci geek that I am, this is setting up an excellent canary in the coal mine situation when Marge is up for reelection against Trump’s endorsement. This will be a good test on if (and by how much) MAGA will turn on their orange God.  

This is the race I want to see decent polls on in the near future. if Teflon Don is having any problems, it’ll show up there.

4 hours ago, Gravy Train said:

She flipped on the ACA subsidy issue because she knows she'll be primaried next year as a political dead end, and she found no support for the Senate nor Governor seats.

3 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I can’t stand her but loving this development. I’m looking forward to when she soon calls Trump a pedophile.

If she thinks there's a chance she'll be primaried, she's the type that will boil the family's rabbit and leave it in a pot in the family's kitchen do everything she can to take down Trump and others around him. Full on vindictive monster from hell. She'll rally the conspiracy types (and it won't be hard if Trump is considering giving Maxwell a fucking pardon).

I think we are going to be in for one helluva show.

8 hours ago, AnTiM said:

Apparently she is smart enough to realize that staying in office depends on her supporters.  Not all of them are morons who will support her forever regardless of the consequences.  Just hope we live long enough for most of this screwed up country to recognize the same truth and fix our problem.

If she was smart she’d lay low and disappear. She’s gonna get the death threats and harassment from maga that she loved so much when it was directed to others and that she helped foment.

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8 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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And a small understanding about what every single person who didn't vote for Trump has felt for 10 years? 

No, of course not.

10 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

And a small understanding about what every single person who didn't vote for Trump has felt for 10 years? 

No, of course not.

No shit. How about a "Oops, turns out I was supporting a raving lunatic this entire time". 

Marge coming to the realization she was the frog. 

Marge coming to the realization she was the frog. 

But she’s not quiiiite there yet.

And we all know how this'll end for her... 

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