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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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Let's see... Oklahoma, Kansas, Idaho, Nebraska, Mississippi, Alabama... will I eventually get to 25? Gotta be something dumb like that. "The real states". 

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18 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Why did Marge wear a sweater on 60 Minutes tonight that featured an American flag which only had 25 stars?

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6 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Let's see... Oklahoma, Kansas, Idaho, Nebraska, Mississippi, Alabama... will I eventually get to 25? Gotta be something dumb like that. "The real states". 

Y'all are overthinking it.

Some 10 year-old in a Chinese sweatshop is doing good to have them be stars and not circles or squares, and you want them to know how many states there are?

31 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Why did Marge wear a sweater on 60 Minutes tonight that featured an American flag which only had 25 stars?

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She has trouble counting beyond 18, and that's with both shoes off. 

30 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

There's 25 stars on the other side of the flag you stooped lib. That makes a total of 50 stars. - Maga, probably.

 

 

 

Because the United States ceased to exist after 1870 and its an illegitimate corporation you fucking retards. 

Y'all give Marge a break. She went to Georgia public schools where they outlawed arabic numbers. Jesus had 12 disciples, so why do you have to count higher than that?

Y'all give Marge a break. She went to Georgia public schools where they outlawed arabic numbers. Jesus had 12 disciples, so why do you have to count higher than that?

It’s lucky she has the same number of toes
13 hours ago, Red Five said:

Let's see... Oklahoma, Kansas, Idaho, Nebraska, Mississippi, Alabama... will I eventually get to 25? Gotta be something dumb like that. "The real states". 

 

Sloth toe apparently told Donald Trump unless he agreed to cease funding Israel and Ukraine, she would resign.   

Which means she apparently cares about the children - unless they’re raped and kidnapped by Russians.

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