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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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Tom Hanks bought stock in antifa while getting gay married. 
 

I’m pretty sure that’s a winner, winner chicken dinner conspiracy right there!

Tom Hanks invented COVID to please the lizard people 

Tom Hanks will harvest your trigger finger in the pantry of a Marxist pizzeria.

Lots of September babies in the last few posts.

September babies are the best - that’s why we got Tom Hanks.

AOC created Covid in the basement of a marxist pizzaria. 

Prove me wrong.

6 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

AOC created Covid in the basement of a marxist pizzaria. 

Prove me wrong.

There’s no such thing as a pizzaria, therefore you are wrong.

QED

26 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

There’s no such thing as a pizzaria, therefore you are wrong.

QED

Did you check the basement?

“Actually, I want to thank the Democrats, now I don’t have to waste my time being a legislator. That shit is boring anyway. Now I’ll spend all my time just tweeting and traveling the country asking mouth breathers for money. That’s fun as hell and I like money. Peace out.”

- Great moments in American statesmanship 

What’s amazing is that you can watch in real time how she starts with disingenuous but party approved line. But she can’t help herself and says what she really thinks:

”I’ve learned my lesson, and I have changed, and I was given the gift of admitting and confronting my mistakes. And now, you’re not punishing me— you are punishing the people of my district, your fellow citizens, who will be deprived of representation.....”

*lightbulb*
 

“But actually to hell with that , I didn’t want to work, that sucks. I just want to talk shit and make people angry all the time; which is what I thought you did in Congress.  It’s all the morons who voted for me expect, anyway. Now I get to do that, hell yeah.”

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11 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Where’s the plane ???????

jEt FuEL dOeSNT bUrN aT hIGh eNoUGh tEmPs TO mAkE fIRe!!!

A Tattoo reference today is roughly equivalent to a "Kilroy Was Here" reference in 1990.  Damn, I feel old.  

Bill Gates created COVID to keep the white people down. 

Let me look out my front door, Marjorie....hang on....nope, all of our antifascists and BLM are busy mowing and grocery shopping, I think the national guard can stand down. Maybe your neighborhood in Georgia needs to have a talk with your little Chad army about not storming the Capitol.

 

 

10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Tom Hanks invented COVID to please the lizard people 

well that does explain why he got it so early

11 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Soros drank the blood of a bald eagle while forcibly vaccinating a flag.

 

Which is not true. He paid me to do it for him. 

Paid you in worthless fiat scrip that the Rotschilds create out of thin air. You are his ssslave and have no awarenessss of what he isss.

11 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

AOC created Covid in the basement of a marxist pizzaria. 

Prove me wrong.

Better than creating pizza in a covideria.

8 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Better than creating pizza in a covideria.

It's a damn shame the Biden administration hasn't shut down those immigrant Coviderias.  

Just now, Lobo said:

It's a damn shame the Biden administration hasn't shut down those immigrant Coviderias.  

Shut em down? Hell, he gets kickbacks off every one of them AND makes them pay him for radioactive Ukrainian pizza dough.

14 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Tom Hanks will harvest your trigger finger in the pantry of a Marxist pizzeria.

This is mine as well

13 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

Did you check the basement?

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This is mine as well

Hi September baby whose favorite color is black and whose name starts with C or D!
42 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

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On 2/5/2021 at 6:46 PM, bolverk said:

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The Deep State faceswapped with Mike Pence while wearing a hijab.  

So, MTG wants to put her feet on America's coffee table and insult people? Yeesh, she's kinda fashy.

 

On 2/6/2021 at 10:41 AM, Mrs Whiggins said:

Let me look out my front door, Marjorie....hang on....nope, all of our antifascists and BLM are busy mowing and grocery shopping, I think the national guard can stand down. Maybe your neighborhood in Georgia needs to have a talk with your little Chad army about not storming the Capitol.

 

 

I'd love to hear the details of her blm/antifa wall. 

27 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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That's insightful stuff. I didn't realize the root of bullying was criminal trespass and theft of food. Bullies have been getting a raw deal. 

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

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I bet MTG knows about high creativity. I bet she tells people to "think outside the box." Bet she's got a creativity checklist, an onboarding paradigm rubric as it were.

17 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

That's insightful stuff. I didn't realize the root of bullying was criminal trespass and theft of food. Bullies have been getting a raw deal. 

If you go to her twitter account, the thread for this is a little longer and she is urging private companies to band together and create their own platforms and marketplaces so they can "protect their conservative values and speech."

She also has this gem:

"Also, large corporations like big box stores and airlines are controlling public behavior through employment policies, rules for customers, and the woke mentality of inequality..."

Because people always hate having to wear pants over their boxers when they shop at Home Depot. Come to think of it, has MTG been in a Walmart lately? I'm not sure they have any rules about anything there anymore w/respect to public behavior. Didn't a woman cook meth in one of the aisles?

33 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

If you go to her twitter account, the thread for this is a little longer and she is urging private companies to band together and create their own platforms and marketplaces so they can "protect their conservative values and speech."

She also has this gem:

"Also, large corporations like big box stores and airlines are controlling public behavior through employment policies, rules for customers, and the woke mentality of inequality..."

Because people always hate having to wear pants over their boxers when they shop at Home Depot. Come to think of it, has MTG been in a Walmart lately? I'm not sure they have any rules about anything there anymore w/respect to public behavior. Didn't a woman cook meth in one of the aisles?

Its so contradictory and counterfactual.  Big box stores and airlines are paying for your campaign.

And, it's private business Marjorie, shouldn't they be able to decide their own policies?  As long as they don't have to bake cakes for fehgs?

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Its so contradictory and counterfactual.  Big box stores and airlines are paying for your campaign.

And, it's private business Marjorie, shouldn't they be able to decide their own policies?  As long as they don't have to bake cakes for fehgs?

It is interesting that you used the word, ‘counterfactual.’ 
The journalism prof, Jay Rosen, uses that to describe the current GOP cult of Trump. I don’t believe he is the only one to do so, but he talks about the various problems it poses for legitimate media when reporting. That it is occurring at a time when the field has undergone massive changes, higher ed journalism/media departments have been eliminated, and consumers have turned into creators of news while simultaneously recording it.

Into this milieu and the vacuum left by the former President steps Marjorie Taylor Green. Ruth Ben Ghiat warns that the right is completely capable of having a female fascist leader and MGT is either attempting to cement her brand or audition for the ‘bulldog’ position along Trump’s side. 
 

True believers will never notice her hypocrisy.

3 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

UGa should get its degree back.

At the very least they should drop about 30 spots in the USN&WR rankings.

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

they should drop about 30 spots in the USN&WR rankings.

She has a business degree (BBA).  On brand.

24 Annoying Work Phrases & Sayings to Stop Saying in 2016.

 

(ducks)

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7 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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Is she advocating price controls? Sounds like a commie

14 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Is she advocating price controls? Sounds like a commie

Poor commies  -  always getting blame for:

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7 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

If you go to her twitter account, the thread for this is a little longer and she is urging private companies to band together and create their own platforms and marketplaces so they can "protect their conservative values and speech."

She also has this gem:

"Also, large corporations like big box stores and airlines are controlling public behavior through employment policies, rules for customers, and the woke mentality of inequality..."

Because people always hate having to wear pants over their boxers when they shop at Home Depot. Come to think of it, has MTG been in a Walmart lately? I'm not sure they have any rules about anything there anymore w/respect to public behavior. Didn't a woman cook meth in one of the aisles?

Hmmmm.... this seems sort of socially-ism-istic

I think that "People of Walmart" and "MTG Devotees" likely have a lot of overlap. 

At the very least they should drop about 30 spots in the USN&WR rankings.


They give out dwag diplomas at the Clarke County Welcome Center.
13 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

UGa should get its degree back.

Seriously?  This stupid bitch has a degree from UGA?   shameful jon stewart GIF

Apparently class of '96. Hopefully someone has verified that but she did serve as CFO at the company her father started and then sold to her and her husband (the president of the company). She stepped down from that position in 2011 and started the CrossFit gym in partnership with some 22 year old and coincidentally petitioned for divorce in 2012 but the court didn't grant the petition.

In short, lotta money and time and instead of calling up her neighbor Mr. Carter and saying, 'hey! you build houses and I own a building company, let's talk,' she went off the deep end into conspiracy land.

15 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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With that bully statement, is she claiming that she wasn't kicked off the committees but she quit?

Seriously?  This stupid bitch has a degree from UGA?   200.gif

Typical, shameful. Same-same.
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