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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

what is awesome is that she will get re-elected, despite being completely unable to represent the people of her district.

 

Being unable to represent the voters of her district is fairly representative of the voters of her district. So...

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2 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

MTG did not start out as a bleach bottle blonde in case anyone had a doubt:

 

May be an image of 2 people

. . . looks like a stereotypical Dave Matthews Band loving normie (not that there's anything wrong with that, necessarily).

Somewhere she had a break with reality. 

that tux is 3 inches too big in every dimension

My God the years have not been kind to her.

Guess the chin got bigger as she got older? 

1 hour ago, Superhero said:

On that tangent, check out collectivecadenza on Youtube. This is from one of their videos. A bunch of awesome musicians "teaching" music genres.

Should be updated to include WAP

On 2/7/2021 at 5:23 PM, Beau Vine said:

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Walmart kicks off its annual U.S. Manufacturing Summit in Arkansas on Tuesday, highlighting progress in its 10-year commitment to purchase $250 billion in American-made goods. With approximately 80 percent of Walmart’s suppliers still located in China, we’ll let the facts speak for themselves:

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3 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

I just noted that moron bitch goes peak moron -- she's one of those IDIOTS who uses an unnecessary apostrophe to make a word plural (American's).

She's dumber than a bag of hammers after all the hammers have been removed.

1 hour ago, elfenix said:

that tux is 3 inches too big in every dimension

Makes it look like she married her son.  And if you look at what she says/believes, something like that is actually plausible.  Stupid cunt.  

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Guess the chin got bigger as she got older? 

Like rodent teeth?

A Qanon movement without a leader is like a foot without a big toe.  I think we owe a round of applause to our newest Congresswoman, who literally looks like a big toe---Marjorie Taylor Greene.  

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

She wants everybody to ditch their iPhones and Android phones, and ditch modern social media.

She wants us to go back to flip phones and GeoCities sites, when it was harder to say mean things about her.

 

I'll move to Georgia and vote for her if she can pull that off. Smart Phones are to brains what Rascal Scooters are to bodies.

You can get a good look at a horse's ass by sticking its face up MIA's butcher.  Wait...hang on...I had something for this. 

40 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I'd let her lick my b hole.

Yes, but would you put peanut butter on it first for her?

9 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Yes, but would you put peanut butter on it first for her?

She seems like a jelly type. 

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Finally clicked, this crazy idiot looks like lee corso

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24 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

I forgot that after the riot congress stopped the EC vote counting process and the Rs could no longer object.  

29 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

How does anyone who reads a paper, listens to a radio, or watches tv news actually believe anything this psycho witch says?

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7 hours ago, texas08 said:

Finally clicked, this crazy idiot looks like lee corso

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It's sooooo 2021 that @MissingInAction wants Scooter's tongue in his butthole 

So, um is she forgetting the part about Women For Trump funding most of this? I believe she is.

11 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

How does anyone who reads a paper, listens to a radio, or watches tv news actually believe anything this psycho witch says?

Really wanting something to be true makes it true. What else do you need? Facts or something?

35 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

How does anyone who reads a paper, listens to a radio, or watches tv news actually believe anything this psycho witch says?

We asked the same thing about the dotard for 4 years and here we are.

I think she thinks because tweets are listed top-to-bottom in reverse chronological order with most recent being up top, oldest being below...that the Capitol assault was by non-Trumpers attempting to scuttle her calls from the future, for Trump supporters to then object to the vote certification at the Capitol.  And the Senate trial beginning today is an attempt to preemptively undermine the Electoral College taking place 2 months from now in last December.  

I know it's fun to pick on her, but there is a very strong chance this is legit mentally unstable person.  there's attention whoring in politics like Matt Gaetz and lying for grandstanding purposes like Gym Jordan and being just a shitty all-around guy (but smart) like Ted Cruz.  But this woman is legitimately unhinged from some foundational aspects of reality.  Without a committee assignment, I think she's gonna take to roaming the office hallways clanging empty bottles of codeine on the walls as she threatens one office after another with implications of the "big steal."  

 

8 hours ago, texas08 said:

Finally clicked, this crazy idiot looks like lee corso

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You nailed it, she does!!!   

Her objection failed because the dumb bitch didn’t bother to obtain the necessary signatures to move forward.

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The objection was raised by Georgia Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, who confirmed that it was in writing but had not been signed by a senator.

Because the objection lacked the signature, Vice President Mike Pence rejected the action.


https://www.cnn.com/politics/live-news/congress-electoral-college-vote-count-2021/h_d1a4ed65d72d2d179b6de0489e1df9a8

Her eyes are just way too goddam small for her face.  It's a strange look.

25 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

Her objection failed because the dumb bitch didn’t bother to obtain the necessary signatures to move forward.

 

https://www.cnn.com/politics/live-news/congress-electoral-college-vote-count-2021/h_d1a4ed65d72d2d179b6de0489e1df9a8

That is not entirely true.  Everyone except Hawley (for PA only) on the GOP Senate side backed off the challenges after the storming of the Capitol.  They had a Senator signed on to objections in GA, Michigan, and Wisconsin prior to the events that afternoon - they all removed their names afterwards.  Only Hawley kept his for PA out of some state constitution argument. 

That's how principled they were about this.  They talked and talked about it and then when the consequences of their own actions reared its ugly head, they backed off. 

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4 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Her eyes are just way too goddam small for her face.  It's a strange look.

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7 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

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Except everything else there is too small.

She has an average to giant honker and mouf.

16 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

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25 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Her eyes are just way too goddam small for her face.  It's a strange look.

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2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

They attacked because the objection wasn't going to work, and Pence refused to ignore the Constitution in order to perform an absurd overthrow of the people's will.

Oh, and the President of the United States of America invited them to town, gathered them en masse, and ordered them to march up the street to the Captiol to fight and never show weakness if they wanted to keep their country.

Or

They weren't really Trump supporters at all and were seeking to halt the inevitable success of the objections.

It's a real thinker. A huge plurality of our electorate won't read or consider anything above the "or."

2 hours ago, AnTiM said:

How does anyone who reads a paper, listens to a radio, or watches tv news actually believe anything this psycho witch says?

They don't read papers, and the radio stations and tv channels they pay attention to beat the same drum she does.

Besides, none of the above compete with their main source of news: FB and Twitter echo chambers.

They don't read papers, and the radio stations and tv channels they pay attention to beat the same drum she does.
Besides, none of the above compete with their main source of news: FB and Twitter echo chambers.
Even worse all these freaks spent weeks telling us the were going to overthrow the government, and posted to social media encouraging others to do so. Trump and his crew filmed themselves inciting insurrection and cheered it on. Then the freaks filmed themselves storming the capitol and then bragged about it on social media.

They only began to distance themselves from the very movement they championed went people started getting arrested.

All this bullshit is easily proven by thier own words and actions.

Yet the incredibly stupid spin done after the fact will work on plenty of mush brains.
1 hour ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

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Johnny Sack's uncles look kinda...you know...how you say...different?  

 

then again, the grocer industry needs baggers too.

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4 hours ago, Js1 said:

when the consequences of their own actions reared its ugly head, they backed off. 

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That's how principled they were about this.  They talked and talked about it and then when the consequences of their own actions reared its ugly head, they backed off. 

Misspelled ‘jacked’.

So, what is holding back the citizens of Rome, Georgia then because her district is about 85% white and it produces shitty people apparently.


Georgia produces shitty people apparently.

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