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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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13 hours ago, trauma babe said:

Tr-nny, or any other variant of it. 

Can we still use Transylvania?

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6 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Can we still use Transylvania?

I think as long as you don't transpose the s and the y, you're okay. 

29 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I debated on whether to post this, but just for reality, an immediate family member of mine took their own life due to bigotry and hatred toward trans people.  Not a small thing.

Condolences.  I appreciate you posting that.

My nephew is struggling with this.  He announced to his parents recently that most of the time he thinks he's in the wrong body.  Thank goodness he lives in a liberal bastion (suburbs of Portland) where there is a LGBTQ club in his middle school, and has incredibly supportive, open-minded parents.  I've known this was coming since he was about 1 year old.  I could just sense it.

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34 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Can we still use Transylvania?

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3 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

Condolences.  I appreciate you posting that.

My nephew is struggling with this.  He announced to his parents recently that most of the time he thinks he's in the wrong body.  Thank goodness he lives in a liberal bastion (suburbs of Portland) where there is a LGBTQ club in his middle school, and has incredibly supportive, open-minded parents.  I've known this was coming since he was about 1 year old.  I could just sense it.

Just support him as a fellow human being is all I can offer you - lord knows I was judgmental at times inwardly, I tried to temper that outwardly, and I'm glad I did because the inward stuff came back in triplicate after the worst happened and I felt guilty as hell.  My sister (the parent) will never recover, and at best will continue surviving, although that is dicey at best. TLDR use the skills you've learned through your personal trials and you'll handle it fine.

2 hours ago, smuggs said:

Better bring your A-game. She's all sweaty and hopped-up on the Mountain Dew after completing 20 kettlebell jerk-jacks, 12 overhead hanging pile pushers, an 800 meter single leg freedom skip, and a twenty hour session of tantric anal.

Hold my White Claw /Bama Chick

Just now, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Just support him as a fellow human being is all I can offer you - lord knows I was judgmental at times inwardly, I tried to temper that outwardly, and I'm glad I did because the inward stuff came back in triplicate after the worst happened and I felt guilty as hell.  My sister (the parent) will never recover, and at best will continue surviving, although that is dicey at best. TLDR use the skills you've learned through your personal trials and you'll handle it fine.

Yep.  The ripples and reverberations of that tragedy spread wide.  Judge's nephew was also my daughter's friend.  She still wakes up having dreams about him, and the loss.  The cruelty that people casually toss out like grenades does what grenades do -- casts shrapnel into people all around the blast.

This cruelty that they traffic in, as their prime currency....It's evil.  It's not any more complicated than that.

Also, something I found interesting is, Marjorie Taylor-Greene's mother is not mentioned in her bios or on her wikipedia page.   Wonder why that is?  

Facebook is a threat to civil society.



FB did nothing for so long. Zuck is finding out it’s really hard to get the toothpaste back into the tube.
9 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

 

This cruelty that they traffic in, as their prime currency....It's evil.  It's not any more complicated than that.

I've had an awful lot of time to ruminate on that.  The amount of people in society that feel like they're not winning, unless someone else is losing.  Or suffering.  I've known a lot of people like that in my business life, and the only redeeming quality I can say about them is they're now mostly dead.  Trump embodied that - no matter how shitty of a human being I am I can treat someone else worse to feel better about myself.  Some parents really fucking failed.

18 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

My sister (the parent) will never recover, and at best will continue surviving, although that is dicey at best.

That's awful.  My wife's sister had a son do the same.  It is by far the single most devastating thing I can imagine a parent going through.  The shockwaves continue to reverberate, several years later.

14 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Also, something I found interesting is, Marjorie Taylor-Greene's mother is not mentioned in her bios or on her wikipedia page.   Wonder why that is?  

The Devil's Spawn has no mother.

16 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Also, something I found interesting is, Marjorie Taylor-Greene's mother is not mentioned in her bios or on her wikipedia page.   Wonder why that is?  

Probably because she slimed out from under a rock.  

30 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Facebook is a threat to civil society.
 

WTF?  Fix your fucking algorithms you morons.

3 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Probably because she slimed out from under a rock.  

My guess was her dad sucked 37 cocks at a truck stop, spit his chewing gum on the toilet seat, and her mom accidentally sat on it.  But hey...

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Her vertical is probably less than KarenKeyLargo’s. This is from orientation when she claimed the hotel gym was closed.

 

Now that whole room smells like her sweaty ammonia butt crack.

1 minute ago, RDCanecutter said:

Now that whole room smells like her sweaty ammonia butt crack.

Alanis Morrisette's leather pants probably smell better after a show.

8 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Alanis Morrisette's leather pants probably smell better after a show.

Jeez, man.  Spoiler that.

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

Jeez, man.  Spoiler that.

Or, you know....tell us where a guy can get a sniff.   Asking for @MissingInAction

6 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Now that whole room smells like her sweaty ammonia butt crack.

"Congresswoman Greene, after you workout, the room smells like a little fat kid running around in the summer, ate about 35 deviled eggs, and then took a hot shit in a warm pool.  The room smells like somebody filled up a crock-pot with Campbell's clam chowder and three rolls of dirty pennies.  Your post workout room smells like Angela Lansbury dressed in a full leather bodysuit slept in a sleepingbag in an unventilated room with violent diarrhea from too much Golden Corral buffet."  /holmes

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58 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Facebook is a threat to civil society.
 

If you haven't deleted your Facebook yet, that's on you. (Not you specifically - girl, I would never call you out, I'm scared of you).  Zuckerberg doesn't care and never will. 

And spare me the "keep in touch with family" thing - if you really want to keep in touch with Cousin Dingus in Bumfuck, Texas, you can pick up a phone and call him instead of wading through his Facebook conspiracy theory posts.  

12 hours ago, UncleSonny said:

Counter point: if you believe in that he also created Marjorie Taylor Greene. 

 

10 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Well he is a vengeful god

And to think we're living in New Testament times.

Her mask for today: This mask is as useless as Joe Biden.

She’s pulling another motion to adjourn.

I want Sharice Davids to come down there and whoop her ass.

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1 hour ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Also, something I found interesting is, Marjorie Taylor-Greene's mother is not mentioned in her bios or on her wikipedia page.   Wonder why that is?  

Her mother was a hamster and her father smelt of elderberries.

20 minutes ago, Js1 said:

IAnd spare me the "keep in touch with family" thing - if you really want to keep in touch with Cousin Dingus in Bumfuck, Texas, you can pick up a phone and call him instead of wading through his Facebook conspiracy theory posts.  

You know, it's OK if people make the calculation that the convenience of connecting with family and old friends via FB is worth the pain in the ass factor of conspiracy theorists.

7 minutes ago, Superhero said:

And to think we're living in New Testament times.

I don’t think that. 

Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

I don’t think that. 

Note to self: don’t upset wtb too much for fear of space laser enema. 

12 hours ago, UncleSonny said:

Counter point: if you believe in that he also created Marjorie Taylor Greene. 

Golems are man made.

18 minutes ago, Superhero said:

 

And to think we're living in New Testament times.

Sir, does mean Ann-Margaret is not coming?

11 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

Okay death cult you want to show some bi-partisanship? You really want to show that you are not the party of hate, bigotry, racism, misogyny and all other assorted human behaviors that are designed to denigrate the portion of the population you deem lesser than?

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Not interested.

30 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Her mask for today: This mask is as useless as Joe Biden.

She’s pulling another motion to adjourn.

I want Sharice Davids to come down there and whoop her ass.

 

I'm tempted to file a suit on behalf of her nose, getting squished by her eyes.  All those in favor say, wait for it...

WTF?  Fix your fucking algorithms you morons.

Probably wasn’t even an algorithm - a bunch of MGT stans have organized online and mass reporting any posts on Facebook/Twitter/whateverthefuck as hate speech to get the posts removed.

I think all the different platforms have some kind of automatic kill switch on posts that get a ton of reports from users and then it gets checked by a real human.

It’s just GQP nuts weaponizing the safeguards for their own benefit.
10 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

But Neera Tanden tweeted that Susan Collins is the worst so that means she’s not fit to run the OMB. 

She really should be dangling at the end of a rope. 

6 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Listen, I’m sorry you’re FB friends with Briscoe Cain. But you need to purge your fucking FB list, bud. 

it's funny you mention it, because I'm fairly sure this guy is on the spectrum, too. 

So, when she says that her mask is as useless as Joe Biden.... Does she mean that the mask itself doesn't prevent the spread of the virus? 

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

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Not interested.

This.  This isn't some "oopsie" moment or saying the quiet part out loud on accident.  This is who they are.  If it weren't, they could stop it.  They are broadcasting who they are and we should believe them.

32 minutes ago, Red Five said:

So, when she says that her mask is as useless as Joe Biden.... Does she mean that the mask itself doesn't prevent the spread of the virus? 

I think she means the mask is having a hard time getting it's cabinet nominations through approval.  Bit the mask had it coming.

2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Sir, does mean Ann-Margaret is not coming?

I can always fap to this.

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