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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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Yeah, she basically questions why foreign aid is going to countries like (and this is a direct quote): "China, Russia, the Middle East, and Guam?" 

Guam has been a part of the United States since before Oklahoma and Arizona were states.  It's impossible she's that stupid.  I mean, the vast majority of Americans couldn't name all the territories, commonwealths, and protectorates.  But most geographically ignorant people would just not pick a place they weren't sure about, they would have just gone with "China, Russia, and Venezuela or Pakistan" or some other evil-sounding country.  A fellow idiot like her would have looked at the list of places named by her speechwriter and thought, "I dunno where or what Guam is, let's skip it."  But nope, not Rep. Greene, she wanted to show off her big-girl brain at CPAC and put Guam as a country.  Never-fucking-mind the fact Congresswoman Dipshit, Guam would never show up on a list of places receiving foreign aid.  Even if you think they're a country, they wouldn't be on the list you referenced to come out with your faux foreign aid outrage.  

Moving on from that, her media enablers also gloss over the fact that she listed, "The Middle East" on a list of countries receiving foreign aid.  I guess the nations of "South America" and "Africa" are also receiving too much foreign aid.  I think "The Middle East" looks to field a competitive Olympic team this summer.  Also, the U.S. is sending too much foreign aid to countries like Detroit, Islam, Staten Island, the Sahara, North Vietnam, and the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics.  

But tomorrow morning, if you asked Marjorie Taylor Greene if we should resume foreign aid to the Confederate States...she's sign a blank check .

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20 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Yeah, she basically questions why foreign aid is going to countries like (and this is a direct quote): "China, Russia, the Middle East, and Guam?" 

Guam has been a part of the United States since before Oklahoma and Arizona were states.  It's impossible she's that stupid.  I mean, the vast majority of Americans couldn't name all the territories, commonwealths, and protectorates.  But most geographically ignorant people would just not pick a place they weren't sure about, they would have just gone with "China, Russia, and Venezuela or Pakistan" or some other evil-sounding country.  A fellow idiot like her would have looked at the list of places named by her speechwriter and thought, "I dunno where or what Guam is, let's skip it."  But nope, not Rep. Greene, she wanted to show off her big-girl brain at CPAC and put Guam as a country.  Never-fucking-mind the fact Congresswoman Dipshit, Guam would never show up on a list of places receiving foreign aid.  Even if you think they're a country, they wouldn't be on the list you referenced to come out with your faux foreign aid outrage.  

Moving on from that, her media enablers also gloss over the fact that she listed, "The Middle East" on a list of countries receiving foreign aid.  I guess the nations of "South America" and "Africa" are also receiving too much foreign aid.  I think "The Middle East" looks to field a competitive Olympic team this summer.  Also, the U.S. is sending too much foreign aid to countries like Detroit, Islam, Staten Island, the Sahara, North Vietnam, and the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics.  

But tomorrow morning, if you asked Marjorie Taylor Greene if we should resume foreign aid to the Confederate States...she's sign a blank check .

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Please tell me that's being made into a lapel pin, and not just a challenge coin.  I would gladly pay $25 for one.  

 

Edit, there is one buried at the back of the website:

https://dissentpins.com/products/secret-jewish-space-laser-corps-enamel-pin?_pos=1&_sid=8b6e589ba&_ss=r

$15.  50% goes to defeating Qanon candidates in upcoming Congressional races.  

By defeated, I assume the site means via valid elections.  But I'm not ruling out defeat via space laser.  

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22 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Put it on a tshirt and I'll buy it

Yup.

I remember the Muppets had a Pigs in Space bit, wasn't their a parody of it called Jews in Space?  

36 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Put it on a tshirt and I'll buy it

We should all buy 2 and each have one sent to MTG in DC.  

12 minutes ago, Underdog said:

I remember the Muppets had a Pigs in Space bit, wasn't their a parody of it called Jews in Space?  

It was a snippet in Mel Brooks History of the World, Part I:

 

 

 

 

 

On 3/13/2021 at 8:44 AM, Biff Tannen said:

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Has anyone figured out yet if MTG was born in the insane asylum in Milledgeville yet?

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On 3/1/2021 at 3:02 PM, Beau Vine said:

I have seen WIDESPREAD ALLEGATIONS (tm) that Marjorie Taylor Greene was born at the Georgia State Lunatic, Idiot, and Epileptic Asylum.  That means it's as good as fact.

A lot of people are saying this.  I heard it.

25 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

A lot of people are saying this.  I heard it.

You heard what?  

You heard that Marjorie Taylor Greene was born at the Georgia State Lunatic, Idiot, and Epileptic Asylum?

On 3/13/2021 at 1:15 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:

It was a snippet in Mel Brooks History of the World, Part I:

 

 

MTG thought it was a documentary.

4 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Has anyone figured out yet if MJT was born in the insane asylum in Milledgeville yet?


seems legit to me

9 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

You heard what?  

You heard that Marjorie Taylor Greene was born at the Georgia State Lunatic, Idiot, and Epileptic Asylum?

I think that was the place.  Maybe it was the Georgia State Georgia State Idiot, Lunatic, and Epileptic Asylum.  Is that the same as the Georgia State Lunatic, Idiot, and Epileptic Asylum?

48 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

#MilledgevilleMarjorie

#MiilledgevilleMTG

Bitch has a face only an insane mother could love. 

6 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

It appears that there is a bipartisan consensus in Georgia to say stupid shit about Guam, although at least the democrat wants to prevent Guam from capsizing (Hank Johnson, D-GA) as opposed to keeping greedy, foreign, Guamanian mitts off of American taxpayer dollars (Marjorie Taylor Green, R-GA). 

14 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Put a fucking mask on Taylor.  You're in an enclosed building!  The "foreign" Guam Guardsmen know what they hell they're doing.

My money is on Marjorie never getting back to them.  Cowardice.

On 3/13/2021 at 2:26 PM, NorthLoop said:

Put it on a tshirt and I'll buy it

hell, they didn't even have to put it on a tshirt and i bought it

She's gonna propose that we bomb Iraan, Texas.

2 hours ago, Chooky said:

She's gonna propose that we bomb Iraan, Texas.

Fuck 'em.  They probably deserve it.

2 hours ago, Chooky said:

She's gonna propose that we bomb Iraan, Texas.

Rankin:

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2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Rankin:

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My grandfather was a Rankin Red Devil.  You can look it up in the 'Cool Story, Bruh Chronicles.'

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Just now, Chooky said:

My grandfather was a Rankin Red Devil.  You can look it up in the 'Cool Story, Bruh Chronicles.'

I'm from an oil patch family, grandpa was a RRC field man out of Midland, I'd ride along on rounds with him.  Iraan, Rankin, all the way to Big Spring and back -- a tour of the garden spots of Texas.  Gotta soft spot for W. Texas.

8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I'm from an oil patch family, grandpa was a RRC field man out of Midland, I'd ride along on rounds with him.  Iraan, Rankin, all the way to Big Spring and back -- a tour of the garden spots of Texas.  Gotta soft spot for W. Texas.

We're still gonna bomb they ass.

I'm sure it was even more terrifying than when her constituents mobbed the US Capitol seeking to execute Mike Pence, Nancy Pelosi, AOC and several other prominent politicians.

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Rankin:

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Rankin voted ‘no’ on war even after Pearl Harbor. 

I realize there isn’t a literal connection, Dude.

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On 3/13/2021 at 8:24 AM, Lobo said:

Yeah, she basically questions why foreign aid is going to countries like (and this is a direct quote): "China, Russia, the Middle East, and Guam?" 

Guam has been a part of the United States since before Oklahoma and Arizona were states.  It's impossible she's that stupid.  I mean, the vast majority of Americans couldn't name all the territories, commonwealths, and protectorates.  But most geographically ignorant people would just not pick a place they weren't sure about, they would have just gone with "China, Russia, and Venezuela or Pakistan" or some other evil-sounding country.  A fellow idiot like her would have looked at the list of places named by her speechwriter and thought, "I dunno where or what Guam is, let's skip it."  But nope, not Rep. Greene, she wanted to show off her big-girl brain at CPAC and put Guam as a country.  Never-fucking-mind the fact Congresswoman Dipshit, Guam would never show up on a list of places receiving foreign aid.  Even if you think they're a country, they wouldn't be on the list you referenced to come out with your faux foreign aid outrage.  

Moving on from that, her media enablers also gloss over the fact that she listed, "The Middle East" on a list of countries receiving foreign aid.  I guess the nations of "South America" and "Africa" are also receiving too much foreign aid.  I think "The Middle East" looks to field a competitive Olympic team this summer.  Also, the U.S. is sending too much foreign aid to countries like Detroit, Islam, Staten Island, the Sahara, North Vietnam, and the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics.  

But tomorrow morning, if you asked Marjorie Taylor Greene if we should resume foreign aid to the Confederate States...she's sign a blank check .

Imo, no, it's not impossible that she's that stupid. 

In fact, it's very likely that she is even stupider.

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After getting into a discussion yesterday with friends(?) who are trump lovers, I now know they are all even stupider.

6 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

After getting into a discussion yesterday with friends(?) who are trump lovers, I now know they are all even stupider.

After 4 (or even more) years of GQP, you're goddamn right.

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So apparently, ole Marjorie was in NYC yesterday eating pizza with Nachman Mostofsky.  Mostofsky, who is an Orthodox community leader, is the son of Shlomo Mostofsky, King's County Supreme Court Judge and Orthodox community leader.  Nachman's borther also happens to be Aaron Mostofsky who partook, and was subsequently arrested, in the January 6 Insurrection.  Nachman, by the by, was also at the rally, but allegedly didn't enter the building.  

Insurrection makes strange bedfellows given MTG anti-semitic tendencies.

Here is the brother, Aaron.  Second photo is Nachman (right) with Dan Crenshaw and Aaron.

Article about the visit.  No mention of Mostofsky's link to Aaron, but it is in the second article.

https://www.businessinsider.com/rep-marjorie-taylor-greene-tours-orthodox-neighborhoods-in-new-york-2021-3

https://gothamist.com/news/trump-fur-ever-costumed-capitol-rioter-son-brooklyn-supreme-court-judge

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Marjorie reminds me of Caite Upton, the Miss Teen USA contestant from South Carolina, who waxed so intelligently on maps etc. except for for the good looks part...

4 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

So apparently, ole Marjorie was in NYC yesterday eating pizza with Nachman Mostofsky.  Mostofsky, who is an Orthodox community leader, is the son of Shlomo Mostofsky, King's County Supreme Court Judge and Orthodox community leader.  Nachman's borther also happens to be Aaron Mostofsky who partook, and was subsequently arrested, in the January 6 Insurrection.  Nachman, by the by, was also at the rally, but allegedly didn't enter the building.  

Insurrection makes strange bedfellows given MTG anti-semitic tendencies.

Here is the brother, Aaron.  Second photo is Nachman (right) with Dan Crenshaw and Aaron.

Article about the visit.  No mention of Mostofsky's link to Aaron, but it is in the second article.

https://www.businessinsider.com/rep-marjorie-taylor-greene-tours-orthodox-neighborhoods-in-new-york-2021-3

https://gothamist.com/news/trump-fur-ever-costumed-capitol-rioter-son-brooklyn-supreme-court-judge

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Harry Potterman of the Borough Park Pottersteins?  They used to summer at Grossinger’s.  

4 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

So apparently, ole Marjorie was in NYC yesterday eating pizza with Nachman Mostofsky.  Mostofsky, who is an Orthodox community leader, is the son of Shlomo Mostofsky, King's County Supreme Court Judge and Orthodox community leader.  Nachman's borther also happens to be Aaron Mostofsky who partook, and was subsequently arrested, in the January 6 Insurrection.  Nachman, by the by, was also at the rally, but allegedly didn't enter the building.  

Insurrection makes strange bedfellows given MTG anti-semitic tendencies.

Here is the brother, Aaron.  Second photo is Nachman (right) with Dan Crenshaw and Aaron.

Article about the visit.  No mention of Mostofsky's link to Aaron, but it is in the second article.

https://www.businessinsider.com/rep-marjorie-taylor-greene-tours-orthodox-neighborhoods-in-new-york-2021-3

https://gothamist.com/news/trump-fur-ever-costumed-capitol-rioter-son-brooklyn-supreme-court-judge

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Shlomo may be the best ethnic first name in the history of history. (/nonazi).

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

Shlomo may be the best ethnic first name in the history of history. (/nonazi).

I didn't know until recently that it was an actual name.  I always thought it was just a goofy name my dad used when referring to dipshits.

2 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Shlomo may be the best ethnic first name in the history of history. (/nonazi).

Wolfgang could give it a run for its money. (/nonaziokmaybejustalittle)

7 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Shlomo may be the best ethnic first name in the history of history. (/nonazi).

I wonder if he runs in Shlomo.....

The Space Laser thing must have been awkward, but MTG doesn't strike me as a person to have that type of awareness. What she does have, in spades, is a serious bent for making allies among outlier communities. That and grift. Perhaps she's going to attempt a Judeo-Christian donor heist to oust some of NYC's democratic leaders and representatives. With Cuomo under fire, she's striking while the iron is hot.

1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

The Space Laser thing must have been awkward, but MTG doesn't strike me as a person to have that type of awareness. What she does have, in spades, is a serious bent for making allies among outlier communities. That and grift. Perhaps she's going to attempt a Judeo-Christian donor heist to oust some of NYC's democratic leaders and representatives. With Cuomo under fire, she's striking while the iron is hot.

Except a lot of people in NYC hate Cuomo as much as they had DeBlasio.  The MTA shitshow, which is run out of Albany, is on Cuomo.  Cuomo doesn't have a lot of friends here in NYC.

12 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Except a lot of people in NYC hate Cuomo as much as they had DeBlasio.  The MTA shitshow, which is run out of Albany, is on Cuomo.  Cuomo doesn't have a lot of friends here in NYC.

I didn't think he had any friends, but she's going to probe around and look for any advantage she can get, whether it's voters for GOP candidates, money, or both. I don't have your vantage point/perspective, but do you think she's attempting something solo or was asked by others to do something? Is she taking advantage or being used since she's 'free' of responsibilities. I'm certain she doesn't care about the people in her district.

1 minute ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I didn't think he had any friends, but she's going to probe around and look for any advantage she can get, whether it's voters for GOP candidates, money, or both. I don't have your vantage point/perspective, but do you think she's attempting something solo or was asked by others to do something? Is she taking advantage or being used since she's 'free' of responsibilities. I'm certain she doesn't care about the people in her district.

Do not know.  I know that when I saw the article (only source is Business Insider, which sometimes is full of rumors), and I saw the last name, I immediately knew the guy was related to one of the insurrectionists.  Optically, to me, this looks bad.  Whatever she is doing, it is sketchy as fuck.

lol that body language on crenshaw is hilarious up above ^

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