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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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She needs to be cornered and put on the record about the atrocities that happened in her home state.

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4 hours ago, Queen Bitch said:

She needs to be cornered and put on the record about the atrocities that happened in her home state.

And her response would be "if the election hadn't been stolen from President Donald J. Trump, He of the Blessed Crotch I Long to Rub, due to illegal voting by certain people who don't look like you and me, none of this would have happened."

She's never going to say anything that would make any challenging or painful situation better. She's dumber than a box of rocks & relies solely on Trump Brand rhetoric to fire up the mouth breathers.

I agree, and she is more likely to inflame or inspire a copycat incident because she's more likely to attempt to raise funds off of the event rather than show any compassion towards the victims if past actions are any indication.

4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

72 D, 0 R (Representatives)

Bye, Felicia

I doubt she'll be voted out but I could see her pulling a Palin and quitting to go make bank in the Crazy Lady talk circuit.

Meh.  I give Jimmy Gomez the Boebert-Greene Look At Me award for that one.

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I read you need a supermajority which the Dems don't have, so as Twice said, it's a moot point.

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On 3/16/2021 at 10:12 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

Rankin voted ‘no’ on war even after Pearl Harbor. 

I realize there isn’t a literal connection, Dude.

Well, it's not Nam.

On 3/19/2021 at 11:20 PM, Bullneck said:

I read you need a supermajority which the Dems don't have, so as Twice said, it's a moot point.

maybe there are enough gop's who are tired of her bullshit? wishful thinking? probably

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

maybe there are enough gop's who are tired of her bullshit? wishful thinking? probably

Gomez only got 1/3 of his own party and none of the leadership. Peacock move. MTG is a moron but really hasn’t done anything aggressive since she was stripped of committee assignments.

Equally stupid was McCarthy trying to boot Swalwell off Intelligence. Went over like a lead balloon.

This might go somewhere 

On 3/17/2021 at 5:36 PM, staboner said:

lol that body language on crenshaw is hilarious up above ^

"Pull my finger!"

 

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41 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

She acknowledges the earth is spheroid and our solar system is heliocentric. Baby steps. 

36 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Way to go University of Georgia, there goes another alumna who attended but learned little. Great investment by your taxpayers to subsidize her education.

33 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

She acknowledges the earth is spheroid and our solar system is heliocentric. Baby steps. 

That's a good point.  Sure she thinks that spheroid planet can "fly"...but hey...as you said...progress.  

Of course, she thinks there were people around the last ice age...so maybe she's still mentally "off"  

19 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Pin on Trash is the answer

I gotta say that as much as I enjoy the recounting of the life of Jesus it would have been pretty awesome if he had had a T-Rex to ride into Jerusalem. 

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9 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

I gotta say that as much as I enjoy the recounting of the life of Jesus it would have been pretty awesome if he had had a T-Rex to ride into Jerusalem. 

Velocirapture [sic]

It is pretty amazing that he lived in the age of dinosaurs but never talks about them in the Bible.  I guess they were somewhere else on Earth at the time, and were just tertiary stories that had to be edited for length.  

Still, how awesome would it have been if the Romans ordered him to report to Golgotha for punishment and he rode into town on T-Rex and said, "My friend here says you wanted to see me!" 

4 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Velocirapture [sic]

Velociraptor, Brontosaurus, Stegosaurus, fly in on a pterodactyl. Any would have been an acceptable substitute.

48 minutes ago, Lobo said:

That's a good point.  Sure she thinks that spheroid planet can "fly"...but hey...as you said...progress.  

Of course, she thinks there were people around the last ice age...so maybe she's still mentally "off"  

Umm...there were people around during the last ice age.

the last Glacial Period?  Yes. 

The Pleistocene Epoch?  Not really.  

Heck, we're still in the Quaternary Glaciation right now

But I get your point, the term "Ice Age" is very ambiguous.  It's like the "Dinosaur Age" which actually covered hundreds of millions of years.  

 

“Jesus pulled a splinter from its paw. And the dinosaur became his friend.”

-Book of Hicks

On 3/28/2021 at 2:00 PM, UpperWestside said:

I gotta say that as much as I enjoy the recounting of the life of Jesus it would have been pretty awesome if he had had a T-Rex to ride into Jerusalem. 

More palm fronds! We need more palm fronds!

Way to go University of Georgia, there goes another alumna who attended but learned little. Great investment by your taxpayers to subsidize her education.

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2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Damn those capitalist communists!

Man, they're fascist socialist authoritarian anarchists, man.  You don't get it, sheeple!

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Man, they're fascist socialist authoritarian anarchists, man.  You don't get it, sheeple!

You can’t trust the lamestream media like networks, cnn, fox, oann, /r, Facebook, Twitter, or insta. 
 

To get the real scoop, you have to read Q and also truth.patriot.angelfire.geocities.ru/USA/org

Okay, who's placing the phone call to her office today to inquire about Corporate Communism?  They quit calling me back after my last one, I think they recognize my voice at this point.  

I mean, does the Government/People control the means of production and then pass the savings on to the corporation?  Or wait, does the Corporation enslave the government to do its production and then invite the people in for a stock option-equity sharing program (and believe me, that is a big hypothetical, hahahaha).  The corporations rise up against the government and the people take over the means of production but through vaccination, are enslaved to still make stuff to sell to the government who sets prices but passes profits back to the corporation? 

I'm gonna need a fucking org chart here!  Would one of you Qanon lurkers please explain this shit to me.  I swear, I'd make a badass convert to your cause.  I'll stop asking questions, I'll just listen.  I've seen your spokespeople, it's like a comicon but for snuff film buffs.  My family and I have a superb public image.  Just fill me in!!!!!!!!

I'll give MJT credit for one thing: she really has given me hope that I can achieve my goals in life. I mean if that talking pile of shit can land a spot in Congress, I too can achieve anything.

10 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I'll give MJT credit for one thing: she really has given me hope that I can achieve my goals in life. I mean if that talking pile of shit can land a spot in Congress, I too can achieve anything.

all it take is 1/5 willful ignorance. 3/5 actual ignorance, 2/5 being a colossal piece of shit and a complete lack of understanding fractions. 

51 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Damn those capitalist communists!

 

On 3/28/2021 at 11:18 AM, skeeter said:

"Pull my finger!"

 

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Where does 106's nickname "Radical Larry" come from? : SCP

I thought our current system of privatized gains and socialized losses was corporate communism. From each according to his ability; to each according to their market share. The corporations have seized the means of production: a dictatorship of the bourgeoisie.

18 hours ago, Gatorubet said:


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That F around and find out emoji for giving out rep is the best thing on this entire site. I felt like it was made for posts like yours Gator!

I have to admit, I feel stupid for not having trademarked "corporate communism", because it's about to go nuts on patriot swag and the like.

Man, they're fascist socialist authoritarian anarchists, man.  You don't get it, sheeple!

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Actually, we're an anarcho-syndicalist commune! We're taking turns to act as a sort of executive-officer-for-the-week--
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