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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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As a parliamentarian my sister had that job for 9 years, pre maga. She has dissapoint.



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On 4/1/2021 at 8:38 AM, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

So she belongs to three cults, Q-Anon, The Cult of the Orange God, and Crossfit.  

So of the 3, which is the most annoying?

14 minutes ago, Superhero said:

So of the 3, which is the most annoying?

Q anon for sure. 

23 hours ago, elfenix said:

which one do you think she tells you about first?

I’m guessing she usually has some trump related article of clothing to declare her allegiance in a non vocal manner to all within 50 feet of her. So that’s the lead. 

59 minutes ago, Superhero said:

So of the 3, which is the most annoying?

Members of any of the three won’t shut the fuck up about belonging to them.  

On 4/2/2021 at 6:43 PM, Superhero said:

So of the 3, which is the most annoying?

That's actually tough.  They all suck for different, yet similar reasons.  Gun to my head, I'm choosing dotard cult because it's about worship of one stupid entity, whereas the others are the worship of multiple stupid entities.

CrossFit is the least annoying because it doesn't affect me personally, and I can put on my semi-interested I'm listening face while they go on. The other two have a lot of crossover topics and potentially can affect the lives of millions of people and listening to that raises my blood pressure at the insanity of it all. Out of those two, neither one listen to reason but the 'do your own research' stuff makes me want to hit people.

Truly cannot wait to find out what corporate communism means 

 

12 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

Truly cannot wait to find out what corporate communism means

I would be shaking my head at the incongruity, but it's going to resonate with people who are anti big business (the Q people who believe in Soros/Gates/Bezos conspiracies) and the communism/socialism buzzword crowds.

Your point is accurate: the definition is no longer something agreed upon in terms of a dictionary or a usage by those who are in the field. The definition is framed by the GOP to be whatever they say it is. Sometimes I have hate in my heart for this way of being, this worldview they have. It is a struggle for peace.

Also, this was posted elsewhere but I can't recall which thread someone placed it (ha, if it was in this thread, sorry for my lazy self not searching for it) Good article.

 

32 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

Truly cannot wait to find out what corporate communism means 

 

I thought corporate communism was when companies reap the profits and buy back stock to drive their prices up and tax payers bail out corporations during bad times.

 

See when MLB controls the socialist means of the proletariat, the Dominican Bourgeoisie...which is actually Haitian...the French side of the Island.  And then you've got your dividends which aren't paid out to the people, but actually the capitalist shareholders of the best, private health care industry in the world that people come from all over to by which to be treated.  You see, it's all one conspiracy man!

I fucking love this shit.  Some of y'all at home cheering these lunatics on and trying to rationalize their policy positions.  It's like watching a dog trying to lick its own taint.

9 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I would be shaking my head at the incongruity, but it's going to resonate with people who are anti big business (the Q people who believe in Soros/Gates/Bezos conspiracies) and the communism/socialism buzzword crowds.

Your point is accurate: the definition is no longer something agreed upon in terms of a dictionary or a usage by those who are in the field. The definition is framed by the GOP to be whatever they say it is. Sometimes I have hate in my heart for this way of being, this worldview they have. It is a struggle for peace.

Well... today i learned,  from some rando in yukon, ok, that dr Fauci actually has a patent on covid 19.

 

If I thought I could get away with blasting her in the face I would've 

Also, mtg could pass for my ex wife's sister. Not aging well.

7 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Oops; so, she defended him and then cancelled him.

 

In the immortal words of Michael Bolton, "Their children would have hooves."  

Pos rep. I couldn't put my finger on it, but they do look like a mash-up of those "Spitting Image" puppets from UK and "DC Follies" by the Krofts.  RIP, Fred Willard.

If you didn’t already know who they were you’d swear they sold House Flipping propaganda on the radio and tv. 

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38 minutes ago, Underdog said:

If you didn’t already know who they were you’d swear they sold House Flipping propaganda on the radio and tv. 

"Next Saturday ONLY at the I95 Hampton Inn. We are looking for a few good people to learn our SURE FIRE plan to build wealth investing in Real Estate. Space is limited, so sign up today!!!!"

 

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On 4/4/2021 at 11:59 AM, Grade of D as in David said:

I thought corporate communism was when companies reap the profits and buy back stock to drive their prices up and tax payers bail out corporations during bad times.

 

 

Nah, that's just good old capitalism.

 

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

To get in the news

And protect us from serpent DNA.

On 4/5/2021 at 3:30 PM, Red Five said:

They look like they belong in Phil Collins' Land of Confusion video. 

Genesis

Invisible Touch

released June '86

 

They both enjoy human bone marrow is the only reason to vote against it.  

7 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

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Hoping to be asked by the media to explain their votes, they will either say it’s money they don’t think is well spent when the hospitals can do it themselves at their own costs, or maybe really go for it and say they couldn’t vote for it without an amendment stipulating only same gender transplants are allowed.  Both would play well with their base. 

54 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

We should really ask what they DO vote yes for.  I’d be willing to bet they both had no idea what they were even voting for.  They probably just saw a single democrat vote yes and assumed it was some lib green bull shit and decided to vote no.  Isn’t mtg the one that’s starts every day trying to get the house to quit for the day?

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Hoping to be asked by the media to explain their votes, they will either say it’s money they don’t think is well spent when the hospitals can do it themselves at their own costs, or maybe really go for it and say they couldn’t vote for it without an amendment stipulating only same gender transplants are allowed.  Both would play well with their base. 

They will tie it to abortion somehow. Doesn't matter if it's a bullshit lie, they will do it anyway. 

They don’t know what bone marrow is and think the procedure is witchcraft. 

They will tie it to abortion somehow. Doesn't matter if it's a bullshit lie, they will do it anyway. 

Indeed mtg did. “We’ve caught the fda buying aborted baby parts, no more. No more abortion!”

She obviously never read The Fountainhead. Howard Roark would oppose her. 

the Progeny of European Architecture?  

Does Marjorie know what that phrase actually means?  

21 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

She obviously never read The Fountainhead. Howard Roark would oppose her. 

I'm pretty sure nobody over the age of 30 thinks Ayn Rand was a genius, but I guarantee MTG wouldn't even understand the half-assed points Rand was trying to make.

does this mean we're gonna get DMV buildings that look like castles? 

Oh man. I can’t wait for some of that sweet Anglo-Saxon architecture. Let’s get a Tudor style capitol up in this beeyotch! We need more public spaces constructed of unpainted timber posts, with a dirt floor, a central fire pit, and a thatch roof with a hole in it to allow some of the smoke and stench to escape. 

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11 minutes ago, mchookem said:

does this mean we're gonna get DMV buildings that look like castles? 

"White" Castles? 

47 minutes ago, Lobo said:

the Progeny of European Architecture?  

Does Marjorie know what that phrase actually means?  

Anglo-Saxon buildings mate to produce mobile homes which grow into strip centers which is the ultimate statement in Anglo-Saxon architecture. Mature strip centers mate and begin the cycle anew.

Mexicans like Alexandria Octavio-Cortez and jew traitors like George Soros want to deprive Americans of this unique heritage that the entire world envies except for libtards who are very stupid.

And MTG has a point about our legal system. US law must respect our political traditions, in which the hundred men meet each fortnight to discuss pressing political matters, then take their unresolved petitions twice annually to the shire-reeves, who in turn have audience with the king. And of course, we should respect such fundamentally American traditions as hereditary honors and titles bestowed upon nobility and the landed gentry, as well serfs’ duties to spend their entire lives tilling the land on which they were born. Oh and everyone has to pay the bishop.

’Murica! Fuck yeah.

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1 minute ago, BrickHorn said:

And MTG has a point about our legal system. US law must respect our political traditions, in which the hundred men meet each fortnight to discuss pressing political matters, then take their unresolved petitions twice annually to the shire-reeves, who in turn had audience with the king. And of course, we should respect such fundamentally American traditions as hereditary honors and titles bestowed upon nobility and the landed gentry, as well serfs’ duties to spend their entire lives tilling the land on which they were born. Oh and everyone has to pay the church.

’Murica! Fuck yeah.

Mock my lineage all you want, fancy boy.  You elitist, drinking with your pinky finger out in your nancy-pantsed, climate controlled structures.  Go flush your toilet, soy boy!  Alphas like me are getting lice and shitting in a dirt trench and dying from minor insect bites.  You queer.

I'm trying to think of the largest city that voted for Trump in 2020.  The city that would have the most iconic buildings/architecture/skyline?  

Oklahoma City?  Tulsa?  Wichita?  

I'm waiting for them to denounce the Trump family for dabbling in Art Deco.  The heresy.

48 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm pretty sure nobody over the age of 30 thinks Ayn Rand was a genius, but I guarantee MTG wouldn't even understand the half-assed points Rand was trying to make.

Gotta disagree with you there. Pretty sure a giant slice of the right still think Ayn Rand is a genius and probably celebrated the part where Roark raped that woman early in on the book. And of course she came to love him. If you think about it that’s like a model for their entire behavior. 

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