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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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#2501

Evolution?  Well,  I look at that rawling's mug she calls a face and think "Survival of the Mittest."  

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#2502

It’s only gone through several mutations in the last year-and-a-half. Fucking moron. Sort of proof of exactly how evolution works. Little changes that accumulate over time.

#2503

Weaponized stupidity. That’s the entirety of the GOP now. There’s nothing else left.

Wait….there’s also racism and cruelty. Gotta have those. Otherwise they’d have NO beliefs.

#2507
40 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

And proud of it. 

Her followers are proud of it.  She's just like them.  

#2508
1 hour ago, Mdhorn said:

Her followers are proud of it.  She's just like them.  

Pride of ignorance is a curse on America in general, Texas to a larger degree, and the South to an even larger degree. At some point taking pride in ignorance transcends ignorance and becomes stupidity, and I am not sure if it is genetic or cultural or both. Why are my people so fucking proud of being idiots?

#2510
4 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Pride of ignorance is a curse on America in general, Texas to a larger degree, and the South to an even larger degree. At some point taking pride in ignorance transcends ignorance and becomes stupidity, and I am not sure if it is genetic or cultural or both. Why are my people so fucking proud of being idiots?

Weaponized ignorance has become a hallmark of the modern Republican Party. 

#2511
8 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

I'm not surprised she doesn't believe in evolution given that every time she looks in the mirror she sees a neanderthal staring back at her.

A Neanderthal this stupid would have been bear chow.

#2512
27 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

A Neanderthal this stupid would have been bear chow.

Not before breeding with one of her ancestors. 

#2513
6 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Pride of ignorance is a curse on America in general, Texas to a larger degree, and the South to an even larger degree. At some point taking pride in ignorance transcends ignorance and becomes stupidity, and I am not sure if it is genetic or cultural or both. Why are my people so fucking proud of being idiots?

Think it’s tied to their distrust of insiders. 

#2514
2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Not before breeding with one of her ancestors. 

One?

#2515
1 hour ago, Mdhorn said:

Think it’s tied to their distrust of insiders. 

I think Texans didn't like outsiders?  Dammit, which is it man?  

#2516
I think Texans didn't like outsiders?  Dammit, which is it man?  

From the outside…..we’re fucking morons.

From the inside….we’re fucking morons.


I think that’s how that expression goes.
#2517
7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


From the outside…..we’re fucking morons.

From the inside….we’re fucking morons.


I think that’s how that expression goes.

I think it goes "From the outside you wouldn't understand. From the inside... what was the question again?". something like that

#2518
7 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I think it goes "From the outside you wouldn't understand. From the inside... what was the question again?". something like that

No, I think my take gets it right.

#2519
4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

From the outside…..we’re fucking morons.

From the inside….we’re fucking morons.

You may be fucking morons, but I seriously doubt very few of us have actually fucked Marjorie.

#2520
22 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

You may be fucking morons, but I seriously doubt very few of us have actually fucked Marjorie.

But....getting down to brass tacks.....more of us would than you would care to admit.

#2522
8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

But....getting down to brass tacks.....more of us would than you would care to admit.

She is crazy and I hate her. It would probably be pretty great, although I find her physically repulsive. 

#2524
19 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Weaponized stupidity. That’s the entirety of the GOP now. There’s nothing else left.

Wait….there’s also racism and cruelty. Gotta have those. Otherwise they’d have NO beliefs.

all of those things and amazing levels of dishonesty.  the one constant among all Republican elected officials, voters, and supporters is that they are fundamentally dishonest.  

#2527
 

Oh for fuck's sake. Honestly, do any of you here know these anti-Darwinites? I know they are out there, but I don't know one personally.
#2528

My son's been tucked away at Camp Casey in Korea doing Army stuff since the first of September 2020.  He came home on leave yesterday and I took him to lunch. Conversation drifted to what he's missed out on for the last 9 months, as he's been working his ass off and in relative social media/news blackout.  First question he had is "Who the fuck is Marjorie Taylor Greene?"

 

#2529
9 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

My son's been tucked away at Camp Casey in Korea doing Army stuff since the first of September 2020.  He came home on leave yesterday and I took him to lunch. Conversation drifted to what he's missed out on for the last 9 months, as he's been working his ass off and in relative social media/news blackout.  First question he had is "Who the fuck is Marjorie Taylor Greene?"

 

How did you break it to him that she's probably the GQP frontrunner for POTUS in 2028 after Trump's second term?

#2530

I should have follow up with "remember that alarmist doomsayer Brisket from the shag/surly?  He was right, the sky actually fell."

#2531

Ran across this in the New Yorker. The Democrat who is working to unseat her. Short but good read. Noteworthy--she has some sharp people working for her. Towards the end, the bit about the merch guy snapping a pic which ended up on Facebook. That took some quick thinking.

 

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#2532
My son's been tucked away at Camp Casey in Korea doing Army stuff since the first of September 2020.  He came home on leave yesterday and I took him to lunch. Conversation drifted to what he's missed out on for the last 9 months, as he's been working his ass off and in relative social media/news blackout.  First question he had is "Who the fuck is Marjorie Taylor Greene?"
 

Your son is GRHorn?
#2535
On 6/9/2021 at 7:46 AM, WhatTheBuck said:

Not before breeding with one of her ancestors. 

Just one?

#2537
On 6/11/2021 at 11:18 AM, Mrs Whiggins said:

Ran across this in the New Yorker. The Democrat who is working to unseat her. Short but good read. Noteworthy--she has some sharp people working for her. Towards the end, the bit about the merch guy snapping a pic which ended up on Facebook. That took some quick thinking.

 

I hate the fucking hat but if this guys gets some legs I'm definately sending him some money.

#2539
9 minutes ago, Nolacycling said:

What is the racial makeup of the district?

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Probably. It's Gerrymandered Georgia. It siphons off a good chunk of the Black Belt but waters it down with plenty of Appalachian Crackers. 

#2541
 

in a straight up dick move, god once sent a bear to kill 42 kids for making fun of a bald dude. and he helped Samson kill 30 bros for their clothes so Samson could welch on a bet he lost with the 30 bros.

that’s fucking metal, man.
#2542
1 hour ago, tantric superman said:

I hate the fucking hat but if this guys gets some legs I'm definately sending him some money.

I take it you won’t be donating to Abbott then.

#2543

Why bother reporting on this nonsense?

The media cannot help themselves from giving oxygen to the insane clown posse.

#2544
34 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Why bother reporting on this nonsense?

The media cannot help themselves from giving oxygen to the insane clown posse.
 

She'll find a way to fuck it up. 

#2545
6 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

She'll find a way to fuck it up. 

"Look, the Jews made me do this."

"Wait, that didn't come out right."

#2547
21 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:


in a straight up dick move, god once sent a bear to kill 42 kids for making fun of a bald dude. and he helped Samson kill 30 bros for their clothes so Samson could welch on a bet he lost with the 30 bros.

that’s fucking metal, man.

as i clicked that emoji it occurred to me the entire Old Testament could be called Fuck Around and Find Out. 

#2549
2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Why bother reporting on this nonsense?

The media cannot help themselves from giving oxygen to the insane clown posse.
 

So why did you post it? First I’ve heard about it.

#2550
37 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

as i clicked that emoji it occurred to me the entire Old Testament could be called Fuck Around and Find Out. 

Republicans claim to be like Jesus, but really they are like God from the Old Testament.

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