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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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His ads would say "why does Don Huffines oppose open carry?"
And then the ad would end with Abbott talking to the three guys, all of whom are open carrying.

As long as the camera doesn’t reveal they’re black.
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I think even Majorie wishes she had this one back:

 

32 minutes ago, Satchel said:

I think even Majorie wishes she had this one back:

 

No she doesn’t. She’s just as proud of that today as she was back in December.

17 minutes ago, South Austin said:

No she doesn’t. She’s just as proud of that today as she was back in December.

Good point. She probably doesn’t understand how much it implicates her.

On 10/29/2021 at 2:39 PM, tx 3 putt said:


the entire DFW area needs to be nuked from orbit 

Can I get jr and his family plus DIL’s family out of there first?  

Also Roger Staubach.  

23 hours ago, Born to Run said:
On 10/29/2021 at 4:06 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


If Abbott was smart, he'd hire three black guys to show up open carrying AR 15's and somebody else to film the scene when they're denied entry. The ultimate dirty trick. 

Good luck finding 3 black dudes naive enough to think this is a safe move just because honkies get away with it.

You realize the Dallas Cowboys are around, right? 

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

No she doesn’t. She’s just as proud of that today as she was back in December.

I have had several part-Chihuahua mutts who were all finer people than MTG, but like her, they had only one setting: attack. There was never any reflection, any second thought. In their case, they were working with brains the size of walnuts.

10 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I have had several part-Chihuahua mutts who were all finer people than MTG, but like her, they had only one setting: attack. There was never any reflection, any second thought. In their case, they were working with brains the size of walnuts.

We have a chihuahua.  I think you're being overly critical of walnuts.

She lost $50k in Trump’s media SPAC. Their original deal was she’d get pref economics at IPO I’m exchange for her containing the stop the steal rhetoric.  Now she’s getting jackshit but a carry forward.  
 

the name of the holding company sounds like Nate Paul made it up.  

Since I can’t do SM anymore has she cooled her heels on the obsession with AOC?  Haven’t heard anything on that front in a while.  

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19 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

"Marjorie Taylor Greene points to 'common ground' between GOP and Nation of Islam."

Wrong - Nation of Islam is non-violent when contrasted with today's GOP.

 

A trumper fellating Farrakhan. What a world. 

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Bari Weiss of the University of Austin would be proud.

Extremely high amounts of deaths? Sounds pretty serious.

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14 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

Dude from Ally McBeal would love her arm wobble.  

On 11/8/2021 at 4:13 PM, atomheartbevo said:

 

Were you upset when New York coastal elitist, John McClane, killed your brother Tony at Nakatomi Plaza?  

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Surprised she’s not down in Georgia for the Arbury trial for moral support of the defendants.  

what a mean, stupid bitch 🙄

14 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

This fucking bitch....I can't even get mad anymore I just laugh so hard my stomach hurts. I'm just flabbergasted that someone is THIS fucking dumb

This fucking bitch....I can't even get mad anymore I just laugh so hard my stomach hurts. I'm just flabbergasted that someone is THIS fucking dumb

Wanna know what’s worse? A majority of people in her district elected her.

Wanna know what’s even worse? They’ll re-elect her, running away.

She IS the GQP. She is exactly what the party is, and what it wants. She just says all the quiet parts out loud.
On 10/29/2021 at 6:39 PM, Beau Vine said:

molly ringwald hate GIF

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Also….Something that shames me because I didn’t realize it till just a year ago or so….back in the day, except for the fact that she’s got brown hair, my wife TOTALLY had a “Molly Ringwald in Sixteen Candles” look and vibe. Can’t believe I never saw it before.
8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Also….Something that shames me because I didn’t realize it till just a year ago or so….back in the day, except for the fact that she’s got brown hair, my wife TOTALLY had a “Molly Ringwald in Sixteen Candles” look and vibe. Can’t believe I never saw it before.

I always figured that Samantha would eventually end up with Farmer Ted.

I always figured that Samantha would eventually end up with Farmer Ted.

Walked right the fuck into that one.

Broken record but out back old yeller style.  

7 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Wanna know what’s worse? A majority of people in her district elected her.

Wanna know what’s even worse? They’ll re-elect her, running away.

She IS the GQP. She is exactly what the party is, and what it wants. She just says all the quiet parts out loud.

Your right, while I joke at laughing at her crazy stupid ass, its scary that the GQP even exists. 

 

Well, yeah….they opposed an act of violent treason that she assisted and planned and for which she should hang. So of course she’s pissed at them.
 

Of all the disgusting things these people have done this is near the top.

I feel there will be no other option soon. We can’t survive as a country or a humanity with these types of people walking the earth.

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On 11/25/2021 at 9:13 AM, WillUSAF said:

This fucking bitch....I can't even get mad anymore I just laugh so hard my stomach hurts. I'm just flabbergasted that someone is THIS fucking dumb

I'm flabbergasted that people laugh.

26 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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Mace is on top of the apostrophe game.

Looks like Nancy nailed her right in the face with a blast of....

pepper spray.

And just after she called Gorilla Feet for her bad grammar/misspelling….



All of these right wing caterwauling cunts are dumber than sacks of hair.

Absolutely no sympathy for Mace. It’s MTG’s party and she happily calls herself a part of it. 

*principal

 

I mean, it's the principle of the thing.

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

*principal

 

I mean, it's the principle of the thing.

haha, they're all so fucking dumb

I'm sure Mitch and McCarthy appreciate that Republicans are viciously attacking each other in such a public manner.  Good image for the party for some members to run out some purity tests and try and destroy each other.

4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I'm sure Mitch and McCarthy appreciate that Republicans are viciously attacking each other in such a public manner.  Good image for the party for some members to run out some purity tests and try and destroy each other.

They have lost all control.

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