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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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6 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I thought she got banned from twitter.

I think it was just her personal account that was banned. This one is her "official" account.

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6 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I thought she got banned from twitter.

Her personal Twitter got banned. That’s her gov’t account. 

3 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I thought she got banned from twitter.

That's her personal account. Her official one got banned.

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Twitter's gonna go out of business when I perfect my Analog Feces Pitching Catapult. No need to type, just squat as nature intended over the receptacle, turn the crank, and press the red button. Those down-range might ignore a tweet, but an actual glob of your turds upside their heads? They know who's in charge.

23 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Twitter's gonna go out of business when I perfect my Analog Feces Pitching Catapult. No need to type, just squat as nature intended over the receptacle, turn the crank, and press the red button. Those down-range might ignore a tweet, but an actual glob of your turds upside their heads? They know who's in charge.

Horsing around with the catapult again in the middle of a crusade...😊 | Far  side cartoons, The far side, Far side comics

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

Twitter's gonna go out of business when I perfect my Analog Feces Pitching Catapult. No need to type, just squat as nature intended over the receptacle, turn the crank, and press the red button. Those down-range might ignore a tweet, but an actual glob of your turds upside their heads? They know who's in charge.

 

I learned from the Knowledge Fight podcast that MTG went on Infowars.  She announced that she’s really happy to be kicked off Twitter along with “the other greatest Americans.”

Abe Lincoln was kicked off Twitter, too?  For shame Twitter, for shame.

Abe Lincoln was kicked off Twitter, too?  For shame Twitter, for shame.
That was for jumping out the window with his dick in his hand.

It was really unfair of Twitter, as he was just doing his duty.
1 minute ago, Born to Run said:

That was for jumping out the window with his dick in his hand.

If you know a better way to kill vampires, I'd love to hear it.

I'm going to laugh my ass off if these people cancel GoFundme. How will they build the wall or pay to bury their dead?

I'm going to laugh my ass off if these people cancel GoFundme. How will they build the wall or pay to bury their dead?

1 minute ago, Born to Run said:

I'm going to laugh my ass off if these people cancel GoFundme. How will they build the wall or pay to bury their dead?

They’ll start their own patriot themed one, but more grifty. 
 

what’s the point of political power if you can’t legislate a gap in the market and then fill that gap with your own product?

1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

 

mike lindell laughs in her face !!!

These idiots have actually made “corporate communists” a thing

1 hour ago, Born to Run said:

That was for jumping out the window with his dick in his hand.

It was really unfair of Twitter, as he was just doing his duty.

Try listening to that tape or album or whatever again nowadays. It’s a trip. 

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

Abe Lincoln was kicked off Twitter, too?  For shame Twitter, for shame.

"I was silent when Abraham Lincoln was kicked off Twitter. Then there was no one left to defend me when Twitter came for me."

--Albert Einstein

33 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

These idiots have actually made “corporate communists” a thing

Well, education.

45 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

These idiots have actually made “corporate communists” a thing

She's an idiot, but I'm not sure the strategy here is idiotic.

Wouldn't it be kind of fascist to turn the tables on corporate money controlling government?

Instead of "We fund you, you do as we say," move to "fund us or we accuse you of being commies to the dim-witted public who will buy neither your stock or products"?

Flip the extortion. 

Lib/socialist/communist/democrat = Juden

It's a mistake to dismiss things like this as stupid, in my opinion. The idiots are just revealing what the overall strategy is. Just like Trump saying the silent part out loud and actually benefitting by it.

 

I don't know the backstory behind the truckers, but she says, "I can't even believe this is happening in America." regarding an issue that's happening in Canada?

I mean, I'm furious that the Beijing Olympics are happening in America right now, but I didn't think to post videos about my rage online.  Maybe I should...

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

She's an idiot, but I'm not sure the strategy here is idiotic.

Wouldn't it be kind of fascist to turn the tables on corporate money controlling government?

Instead of "We fund you, you do as we say," move to "fund us or we accuse you of being commies to the dim-witted public who will buy neither your stock or products"?

Flip the extortion. 

Lib/socialist/communist/democrat = Juden

It's a mistake to dismiss things like this as stupid, in my opinion. The idiots are just revealing what the overall strategy is. Just like Trump saying the silent part out loud and actually benefitting by it.

 

 No its definitely stupid. It’s just there is a sizable chunk of the population stupid enough to fall for it. Anything these guys disagree with is painted as communism bc communism is bad

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5 hours ago, Born to Run said:

I'm going to laugh my ass off if these people cancel GoFundme. How will they build the wall or pay to bury their dead?

5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

They’ll start their own patriot themed one, but more grifty. 

what’s the point of political power if you can’t legislate a gap in the market and then fill that gap with your own product?

@Brisketexan this sounds like an opportunity.   patriotsfund.me Is available as a website.

16 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

@Brisketexan this sounds like an opportunity.   patriotsfund.me Is available as a website.

I'm in.  I'm tired of not taking advantage of the rubes.  

7 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

These idiots have actually made “corporate communists” a thing

Brought to you by the creators of “fascist antifa”.  These are not the best and brightest we’re dealing with here.

10 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

These idiots have actually made “corporate communists” a thing

it's like being a secret marxist muslim atheist

6 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

it's like being a secret marxist muslim atheist

Back when there were Republicans willing to shut down the crazies.

 

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3 minutes ago, F250 said:

Back when there were Republicans willing to shut down the crazies.

 

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I had issues with McCain, but him shutting that woman up that claimed Obama was an Arab and saying " “No, ma’am, he’s a decent family man and citizen that just I just happen to have disagreements with on fundamental issues, and that’s what the campaign’s all about. He’s not” (an Arab).

Trump would have totally egged her on and the next day he'd be saying "you know, people are saying Obama is an Arab, just last night, this beautiful young woman came up to me, right out of central casting, she could have been a Miss America, truly, utterly gorgeous, almost as gorgeous as my daughter, and this woman had tears in her eyes, and she was telling me that Obama is an Arab, and why should I argue with such a beautiful young woman who loves her country?"

John McCain was a bad ass motherfucker. He'd be appalled at politics in general today, but especially what has become of the GOP.

2008 was the last time that I honestly didn't care who won the election. Both would have been excellent. I don't expect to experience that again anytime soon.

32 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I had issues with McCain, but him shutting that woman up that claimed Obama was an Arab and saying " “No, ma’am, he’s a decent family man and citizen that just I just happen to have disagreements with on fundamental issues, and that’s what the campaign’s all about. He’s not” (an Arab).

 

You know... when you think hard about it. That's the exact moment when the GOP split into the GOP, and the basement dogshit Trump whatever party. 

10 hours ago, Lobo said:

I don't know the backstory behind the truckers, but she says, "I can't even believe this is happening in America." regarding an issue that's happening in Canada?

Well duh, Mr. Picky. It's in the STATE of Canada, in the COUNTRY of North America. Happy now?

John McCain was a bad ass motherfucker. He'd be appalled at politics in general today, but especially what has become of the GOP.
2008 was the last time that I honestly didn't care who won the election. Both would have been excellent. I don't expect to experience that again anytime soon.

Except for the whole VP thing.
1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

Well duh, Mr. Picky. It's in the STATE of Canada, in the COUNTRY of North America. Happy now?

Canada = America's Hat so what's the fucking problem?

18 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

@Brisketexan this sounds like an opportunity.   patriotsfund.me Is available as a website.

I’m surprised trumpco hasn’t done this already.  

1 hour ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

I’m surprised trumpco hasn’t done this already.  

 

we need a face for this, im ready to invest 

52 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

we need a face for this, im ready to invest 

A face? You mean a bald white guy with  a goatee and oakleys driving a 4x4 f150?

2 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

A face? You mean a bald white guy with  a goatee and oakleys driving a 4x4 f150?


roided up to show he’s totally macho 

On 2/5/2022 at 11:41 AM, Sawbonz said:

These idiots have actually made “corporate communists” a thing

in the same way they have made "woke" and thing by saying it over and over again, yet they're the only ones using it? in that way?

5 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

was coming here to post this.

"You'll take my cold soup from my cold, dead hands!"

OMFG.  I know y'all hate my constant Seinfeld references, but these people are just serving it up like so much cold tomato.

Holy shit, when I'm done crying, laughing, and drinking...we're calling her office in Iberian accents.  

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Please, dear God, let there be a Police cover band from Spain called "Gazpacho Police".  

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Well she's right.  And since Biden has been kowtowing to all the Muslims, soon we will be under sangria law!

Whoa, oh oh oh oh, she doing the Sangria Law (RIP JJW)

OMFG, I'm still crying.  This is the most insane thing she's ever said and she thinks Jewish Space Lasers start fires.  

How the fuck is this happening and people not just completely severing their church memberships?  We are inside of a fucking computer.  

Everybody knows about the origins of the Cobb Salad, but what many don't realize is due to a lack of cooking fuel...Herman Goring invented Gazpacho soup in 1941 Germany to feed hungry Wermacht on the Eastern Front.  

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i'm surprised she correctly pronounced it gulag instead of goulash.

 

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3 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

i'm surprised she correctly pronounced it gulag instead of goulash.

 

Well, she would have covered Spanish, German, Hungarian, Russian, and English in one sentence.  Even though she apparently speaks none of those languages, including English.  Centuries later, anthropologic linguists will study her then rare North Georgia pidgin language as the inception of the downfall of Western Civilization.  

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