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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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this is the dumbest cunt I've ever seen.

you're thinking of FC Gulag in Washington.  It's a Premiere League club. 

Just now, Lobo said:

you're thinking of FC Gulag in Washington.  It's a Premiere League club. 

I actually laughed.  Travel costs are a bitch, though.

22 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Please, dear God, let there be a Police cover band from Spain called "Gazpacho Police".  

Yes there is.  And they specialize in two things "Walking on the Moon" and solving Cold Cases.  They're not very well known in Spain, but they're huge in Andorra.

I thought I wouldn't stop laughing today at the GOP Mayor in Ohio with the Ice Shanties encouraging prostitution.  And I've cried myself to sleep during Covid with MTG's antics........but this is just beyond hilarious on so many levels.  The meme/crossover/marketing opportunities for this are literally mind bottling (Message in a Bottle for you soup fans).  I mean, I gotta reference this all over the board even it gets me suspended.  

Gazpacho/Gestapo.  I mean SOUP NAZI...HELLO!  You could give Biff Tannen, Futureman, Cheeseweasel, and me a year with unlimited bourbon and the whole boxed set of DVD's and we could not have invented this.  And she just casually drops it on national television.  

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2 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

this is the dumbest cunt I've ever seen.

Thomas Massie says “hold my AR!”

 

2 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Thomas Massie says “hold my AR!”

 

I'm supposed to be "working from home" today and all my family can hear from my office is me crying.  My daughter thinks I'm sad.  

This is insane.  Everything today from ice skating hookers to tomato police to Medicare killed 70% of Covid victims.  Make it stop.  Who is the fucking closer tonight?  I wanna stay up and see the final act.  

Also, this just in...99% of the Americans who have died from Covid have died within the borders of the United States.  WE MUST SECURE THE BORDER!

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

From the legislative body that brought you such hits as “Guam might tip over”

Well, yeah...if you dip a thick chip in it too hard, it could very easily knock the bowl over.  

Oh sorry, I thought you said, "Guac might tip over"  Fucking Hispanic appetizer jokes today just write themselves.  

22 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

this is the dumbest cunt I've ever seen.

I find it extremely hard to believe she holds a degree from UGA. 

21 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I find it extremely hard to believe she holds a degree from UGA. 

Would you believe she was born in a loony bin?  A lot of people are saying she was.

If you don’t know, you should. 

41 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Would you believe she was born in a loony bin?  A lot of people are saying she was.

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Excuse me Flo...what's the Soup d'qanon?  

It's Gazpacho.

Mmmmm..  That sounds good, I'll have that.

I guess she doesn't understand the laughing at you and not with you saying. 

A special kind of stupid. 

3 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

This fucking dipshit, thinking she has jokes

 

So she stole my joke?  And delivered it poorly?  Not surprised.  We can timestamp this thread when she attempts to run for Senate.

2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

this is the dumbest cunt I've ever seen.

I'll bet she's dynamite over a night in bed.

It's the next morning that's the problem.

Just now, Aqua Buddha said:

I'll bet she's dynamite over a night in bed.

It's the next morning that's the problem.

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She fucks like a porn star but is complete batshit.  We've all at least banged someone like this.  Hell, some of us even married them.

 

I'm sorry, I'm not fucking a thumb.

14 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm sorry, I'm not fucking a thumb.

But...

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You would, you fucking Northwest Hills jew-hater.  

Oh sorry, you meant soup.  

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And yes, for those of you wondering...my popup restaurant in the Austin exurbs based on politics and soup is opening next week

"Gazpacho in Bastrapo" with our soups chef, or sous chefs, or however the fuck you spell it.  His name is Jade Helm and he'll be making a delicious broth.

2 hours ago, brakeman said:

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If you add tobasco and jalapeño to gazpacho haven’t you made salsa?

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46 minutes ago, Lobo said:

And yes, for those of you wondering...my popup restaurant in the Austin exurbs based on politics and soup is opening next week

"Gazpacho in Bastrapo" with our soups chef, or sous chefs, or however the fuck you spell it.  His name is Jade Helm and he'll be making a delicious broth.

Pretty sure it’s Jew chefs

 

25 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If you add tobasco and jalapeño to gazpacho haven’t you made salsa?

Only if you make your salsa with (stale) bread and olive oil.

3 minutes ago, HornPhD said:

Pretty sure it’s Jew chefs

No, you're thinking of MTG's other favorite anti-semite broth...Matzah Ball Soup.  And I'll have a play on words for you in a minute but I'm fresh outta booze.

4 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

 

Only if you make your salsa with (stale) bread and olive oil.

I do not. So no, then?

"Hello sweetheart, how you doing?  You look lovely.  Okay, we surveyed 100 people...top 7 answers are on the board.  Name something you use to heat up a cold tomato soup?"

"Jewish Space Lasers" 

"Whuh?  To heat up cold soup?  Okay.  Show me 'Jewish Space Lasers'!  Survey says Oyvey!"  

4 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

She fucks like a porn star but is complete batshit.  We've all at least banged someone like this.  Hell, some of us even married them.

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

A male porn star. 

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18 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I find it extremely hard to believe she holds a degree from UGA. 

She does, and those toe thumbs have a hell of a grip.

MTG shouldn't be pointing fingers at Pelosi and accusing her of being a Nazi.

I'm pretty sure the night before the attack on the Capitol building Marjorie was hanging out with Proud Boys singing the Borscht Wessel song.

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