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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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We got it.  Spread the meme.  

Oh wait, did the GQP get good at comedy when I was asleep?  I can't tell.  

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2 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

It was something about the 13 service members killed in Afghanistan during the withdrawal. Something like "you put 13 in coffins" or some shit. Biden had mentioned "flag draped coffins" in his speech just prior to the outburst.

This was in addition to her and her twisted sister boobert chanting "build the wall" when he was talking about immigration.

 

 

So stupid bullshit that’s well beyond their scope. Got it

58 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I thought she was supposed to be some sort of ripped Crossfit guru?

"My BMI is high because I'm all muscle. You gonna eat that?"--MTG

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Donalds is on his Brazzers shit. 🤣

 

Why am I looking at the last two and only hearing “You’ll shoot your eye out! You’ll shoot your eye out!”

 

It was Not a Nazi rally, okay people?!?!?   She was trying to attend a Spanish soup making class and misread the conference center marquee.  

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what the fuck is she doing with her left hand?

Gump get dressed in the dark?  No way she thought that dress was a good look exposing her cum dumpster of a belly button.  
 

McCoward won’t do a damn thing so I’d like to see the most powerful man on Earth make her and a few others disappear, just know he knows some folks who can make that happen. 

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I know the word “cunt” is verboten, but there really should be an exception for this cunt.

7 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I know the word “cunt” is verboten, but there really should be an exception for this cunt.

never has been verboten for me.  I see a cunt, I call it a cunt.  Cunty cunt cunt cunt. 

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

never has been verboten for me.  I see a cunt, I call it a cunt.  Cunty cunt cunt cunt. 

 

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

I know the word “cunt” is verboten, but there really should be an exception for this cunt.

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2 hours ago, Lobo said:

what the fuck is she doing with her left hand?

Clutching her pearls, obviously.

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

I know the word “cunt” is verboten, but there really should be an exception for this cunt.

For those times when you want to call someone a cunt on social media without being suspended 

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2 hours ago, South Austin said:

I know the word “cunt” is verboten, but there really should be an exception for this cunt.

the Brits use it correctly.  they use it for men and women.

9 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

the Brits use it correctly.  they use it for men and women.

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2 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

the Brits use it correctly.  they use it for men and women.

see also: twat

3 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

Clutching her pearls, obviously.

She's holding her purse because she realized she's sitting next to a Black guy.

5 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

She's holding her purse because she realized she's sitting next to a Black guy.

You’re both wrong. 

Lauren is stupid, but she can also see the future. But the fact that she’s stupid makes it hard for her to tell the difference between future and present. In this instance, she was holding up what she thought were her sagging tits.

I'm not saying i would punch her in the face with a closed fist. But if i saw someone do it, i would pretend that i hadn't.

2 minutes ago, hpslugga said:

Lauren is stupid, but she can also see the future. But the fact that she’s stupid makes it hard for her to tell the difference between future and present. In this instance, she was holding up what she thought were her sagging tits.

"Plastic does not decompose. This means that all plastic that has ever been produced and has ended up in the environment is still present there in one form or another. Plastic production is booming since the 1950s."

https://www.plasticsoupfoundation.org/en/plastic-problem/plastic-environment/plastic-production-decomposition/#:~:text=Plastic does not decompose.,is booming since the 1950s.

20 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

"Plastic does not decompose. This means that all plastic that has ever been produced and has ended up in the environment is still present there in one form or another. Plastic production is booming since the 1950s."

https://www.plasticsoupfoundation.org/en/plastic-problem/plastic-environment/plastic-production-decomposition/#:~:text=Plastic does not decompose.,is booming since the 1950s.

Good thing we have you to keep tallies on which batshit looney birds in Washington that have fake tits.

5 minutes ago, hpslugga said:

Good thing we have you to keep tallies on which batshit looney birds in Washington that have fake tits.

I assume they all do, except for Ted's big ol' naturals.

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I agree that gender based slurs are mostly problematic but let’s call a cunt a cunt.

Those two are disgusting unamerican traitorous twatty cunty bitchy dickfaced assholes.

Fuck Four Eyes Boobert and Monkey Toes Greene.


Fuck Monkey Toes Greene.

And fuck the whole Gang Greene. First person I’ve seen with a prehensile face.

I've spent several minutes trying to figure out what a "prehensile face" is, and I've failed.  I still applaud the turn of the phrase.

my guess is it means her face resembles a monkey's ass.

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Fitlump, almond slivers of cognition, now gleaned truncated digits. bedskirt. ‘Hansen….Hansen’ synapses wailed, as the silent remora face sought purchase on the carapace, the 13 now silent and unmourned.

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Bitch is so ugly that death row inmates wouldn't fuck her. 

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

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Vindman earned the Combat Infantryman Badge

Marjorie heckled the President of the United States during the State of the Union Address and cheered on an insurrection.

One of these people needs to be cuffed around the room and hanged as a traitor.

You decide, America!

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

She's going to sue.....the Speaker of the House....in court.....for Pelosi's act of enforcing the rules of the House of Representatives.

I hope her lawyer gets paid up front.

It is really unfathomable just how insanely, irreparably stupid she is. My god, this stupid bitch is dumber than Trump, and he's a goddamn moron.

22 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

You decide, America!

America: We want Barabbas!

Can I get a word?   A one word please?   Say for me.  

18 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Sounds like she's getting paid fairly for her contribution.

6 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Sounds like she's getting paid fairly for her contribution.


If only there was some decision she could have made to not have all her money taken away!

Just now, Hornius Emeritus said:


If only there was some decision she could have made to not have all her money taken away!

It is a tribute to the random cruelty of the universe that she should have been picked on thus.

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