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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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i mean, I've heard of grooming young children for sex trafficking, but agreeing to marry them seems a bridge too far even for Southern Republicans.

So there's a pizza restaurant that traffics in baby's blood and pedophilia that is behind all global evil.  But nobody can prove it.  But here's a public bill being debated by duly elected officials on the floor of a major state legislature.  That will tacitly allow grown men to marry child-brides in order to molest them, and it'll all be legal 'cause you can't rape your wife.  I got that about right?  Anything you wanna add, 4Doors?  

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Just now, Beau Vine said:

 

What a fucking cuntface cunt.

Nothing is really shocking anymore, but that sort of is. Damn. She needs her ass kicked. 

52 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

Take a few seconds today to report that absolutely insane tweet

I'm no attorney, but it seems she's creeping up on the business end of a libel suit.

9 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

Take a few seconds today to report that absolutely insane tweet

done

21 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

Take a few seconds today to report that absolutely insane tweet

good call. just did

14 minutes ago, The Royal We said:

Box of Rocks - SKU2375 - 2375

As an amateur geologist, I feel like I need to speak up on behalf of boxes of rocks, who you just insulted by the association.

40 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm no attorney, but it seems she's creeping up on the business end of a libel suit.

Yeah, I think a judge would summarily dismiss some politician claiming damages 'cause they were called pro-socialist, or pro-gun, or pro-abortion, or pro-insurrection, or pro-murder...even if by another elected official with a large broadcasting platform.  But I would think once you start getting into like pro-child molestation or pro-serial killer...I think an open minded judge would probably at least take a look at the filing.  

8 hours ago, Underdog said:

Isn’t Adam’s Ribs the place in Chicago that Hawkeye was wanting to get delivery from for the 4077?

Correct - and then forgot to order coleslaw with them

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

As an amateur geologist, I feel like I need to speak up on behalf of boxes of rocks, who you just insulted by the association.

Yeah, stones have been useful to the human race since our earliest days. As for MTG, in some more enlightened future time maybe there will be a syndrome named after her.

6 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Yeah, stones have been useful to the human race since our earliest days. As for MTG, in some more enlightened future time maybe there will be a syndrome named after her.

Or a new STD.

8 hours ago, AUinHsv said:

Correct - and then forgot to order coleslaw with them

How do you forget the coleslaw?

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She is deeply, deeply unwell. Report this tweet too, thanks 

4 hours ago, RPM said:

How do you forget the coleslaw?

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sorry - we were drafted

5 hours ago, Queen Bitch said:

She is deeply, deeply unwell. Report this tweet too, thanks 

Reported.  She needs to be kicked out of Congress.  She is awful.

28 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Reported.  She needs to be kicked out of Congress.  She is awful.

Agree. But she won’t get kicked out of Congress. She’ll get re-elected, probably by a comfortable margin.

52 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Agree. But she won’t get kicked out of Congress. She’ll get re-elected, probably by a comfortable margin.

And when Trump triumphantly returns to the Oval Office after the 2024 election, ladies and gentleman, give it up for your next Speaker of the House!

6 hours ago, Queen Bitch said:

She is deeply, deeply unwell. Report this tweet too, thanks 

I mean this came from an airhead whose party in Tennessee is trying to pass a bill that effectively eliminates the age requirement of marriage.

 

2 hours ago, hpslugga said:

I mean this came from an airhead whose party in Tennessee is trying to pass a bill that effectively eliminates the age requirement of marriage.

 

Soon you won't find a creeper van at any price in Tennessee.

2 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Soon you won't find a creeper van at any price in Tennessee.

Well to be fair, creeper vans will no longer be necessary in Tennessee.  

6 minutes ago, trauma babe said:

Tweet is still up, womp womp

Thanks Elon

I can't figure Elon out at all. 

How is he becoming the great right wing hope?

2 minutes ago, SKJ said:

I can't figure Elon out at all. 

How is he becoming the great right wing hope?

Elon spent $3B so that he can stop that teenager from tweeting about his flights. 

39 minutes ago, SKJ said:

I can't figure Elon out at all. 

How is he becoming the great right wing hope?

Because if he wasn't a billionaire, he'd be on 4-chan owning libs by sharing misogynistic and racist memes

On 3/27/2022 at 11:53 AM, 956 Worldwide said:

The modern GOP is just professional wrestling but only the hype videos and callouts. 

What? Their rallies have cage matches,

Was There an Insurrection on Jan. 6, 2021? - WSJ

ladder matches, 

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Rope matches,

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death matches, 

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48 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Because if he wasn't a billionaire, he'd be on 4-chan owning libs by sharing misogynistic and racist memes

you can take the boy out of South Africa, but you can't take the South Africa out of the boy.

On 3/8/2022 at 3:02 PM, Beau Vine said:

 

Oh, she's vaxxed alright. She might not be boosted but she's definitely had the first two shots. Remember her old "that question violates my HIPAA" shit from last year?

6 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Reported.  She needs to be kicked out of Congress.  She is awful.

Well, @fattyflattie, we know what a POS you are for supporting ole Marge.  Idiot.

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Well, @fattyflattie, we know what a POS you are for supporting ole Marge.  Idiot.

No. I’m just catching up your neg spree from last night.  

3 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

No. I’m just catching up your neg spree from last night.  

You got negged for saying W was a better President than Obama and all the other idiotic arguments you were making in the Ukraine War thread.  You are a complete cunt to whine about it.  Reported.  Then again, with your shitty takes, wouldn’t be surprised to find out you support Ole Marge.

9 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

You got negged for saying W was a better President than Obama and all the other idiotic arguments you were making in the Ukraine War thread.  You are a complete cunt to whine about it.  Reported.  Then again, with your shitty takes, wouldn’t be surprised to find out you support Ole Marge.

You hit me 5 or 6 times, which you know.  Usually when someone calls me an idiot, its someone intelligent enough that I can shrug my shoulders and accept it.  But from you, it actually stung a bit. 

2 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Well, @fattyflattie, we know what a POS you are for supporting ole Marge.  Idiot.

 

2 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

No. I’m just catching up your neg spree from last night.  


 

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14 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Need more of this:

 

I like it. But the gratuitous “forthwith” at the end had me thinking

 

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4 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

I like it. But the gratuitous “forthwith” at the end had me thinking

 

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Winthorpe or Bateman/Yale Thing gifs will suffice for most of these guys.

*checks Wikipedia*

Like oh, sure, Raskin went to Harvard.

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Something big must be coming out if we are getting all these distractions

 

 

She is confusing me, isn't this one of her best friends?

Reps. Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor Greene speak outside the US Capitol on January 6, 2022.

12 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

 

She is confusing me, isn't this one of her best friends?

Reps. Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor Greene speak outside the US Capitol on January 6, 2022.

I can’t decide if she looks like the Lion from the Wizard of Oz or a female equine animal.

3 hours ago, TexasEd said:

 

She is confusing me, isn't this one of her best friends?

Reps. Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor Greene speak outside the US Capitol on January 6, 2022.

This guys' shoulder pads are way wider than his shoulders.  He's such a narrow little bitch

Maybe I haven’t been paying close enough attention. Is anyone actually pro pedophile, or is that a blanket statement regarding anyone not a part of the GQP tribe?

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