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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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32 minutes ago, Whitewater Horn said:

Maybe I haven’t been paying close enough attention. Is anyone actually pro pedophile, or is that a blanket statement regarding anyone not a part of the GQP tribe?

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2 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

NAMBLA?

Well, of course. Wasn’t sure if this was some lame call out of a particular politician or just suggesting that anyone to the left of Robert Bork is a pedo sympathizer. 

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Just now, Whitewater Horn said:

Well, of course. Wasn’t sure if this was some lame call out of a particular politician or just insulting that anyone to the left of Robert Bork is a pedo sympathizer. 

Just typical GQP outrage machine running like a psychopathic clock. 

11 hours ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Something big must be coming out if we are getting all these distractions

 

Somebody call the wambabulance!

 

14 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Somebody call the wambabulance!

 

She's so fucking dumb, it makes me sad.

Just now, Hookah Horns said:

She's so fucking dumb, it makes me sad.

It makes me wonder if it's an act. Like, she's trying to be as dumb as possible because she knows it works with the base of deplorables. 

she's an idiot, wrapped in a clown, encased in a neandertal suit

And, we know she has hobbit feet but wtf is up w/ those hands?

Reps. Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor Greene speak outside the US Capitol on January 6, 2022.

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Reps. Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor Greene speak outside the US Capitol on January 6, 2022.

Did he forget his sunglasses and have to borrow MTG's? What a fucking tool.

Once when I was on acid at a Dead show and having a beer and a snack to chill out.  And then I wondered "What if this bag of raisins I'm holding became my hand?  And then what if the raisin hand became sentient?  And what if the sentient raisin hand got elected to Congress?"  It was a wild night.  And really, really strong acid.  Thankfully, none of that's happening right now.  

4 hours ago, Whitewater Horn said:

Maybe I haven’t been paying close enough attention. Is anyone actually pro pedophile, or is that a blanket statement regarding anyone not a part of the GQP tribe?

  1. Tennessee wants to remove all age restrictions on marriage.
  2. She is standing next to Matt Gaetz
  3. Trump liked the Epstein parties because of the young women
  4. Her other BFF, Boebert, married a pedophile/sex offender 

It is all projecting and distraction from her Support of Putin and the 1/6 investigation

5 hours ago, Whitewater Horn said:

Maybe I haven’t been paying close enough attention. Is anyone actually pro pedophile, or is that a blanket statement regarding anyone not a part of the GQP tribe?

On the off chance you aren't aware of this particular episode, she is claiming Ketanji Brown Jackson is "pro-pedophile" because she has a history of handing out less-than-max sentences child porn cases.

Never mind that her sentences have been consistent with those of most judges, never mind that prosecutors routinely ask for well less than max, never mind that the legal community is in near lockstep agreement that sentencing guidelines for receipt (not generation) of child porn are overly strict.  That is way too much information for the base.  What the base wants to hear is "black, female SCOTUS nominee is pro-pedophile".  It won't be long before they replace "pro-" with "a".

7 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

It won't be long before they replace "pro-" with "a".

We're already at "the democrat party is the party of pedophiles". 

4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

On the off chance you aren't aware of this particular episode, she is claiming Ketanji Brown Jackson is "pro-pedophile" because she has a history of handing out less-than-max sentences child porn cases.

Never mind that her sentences have been consistent with those of most judges, never mind that prosecutors routinely ask for well less than max, never mind that the legal community is in near lockstep agreement that sentencing guidelines for receipt (not generation) of child porn are overly strict.  That is way too much information for the base.  What the base wants to hear is "black, female SCOTUS nominee is pro-pedophile".  It won't be long before they replace "pro-" with "a".

Also, the utterly insane and false "anyone who is not full MAGA is a pedophile who rapes and eats children" is a tactic with a simple goal: all who oppose MAGA are hideous criminals, so it's okay to kill them.

Yes, murder of political opponents ("political opponents" being anyone who gets in MAGA's way) is the end-game here.  It's not a secret.

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A former lawmaker in Mississippi tweeted that those supporting trans rights should be executed.

“Some of y’all still want to try and find political compromise with those that want to groom our school aged children and pretend men are women, etc,” Robert Foster wrote last Thursday, according to the Mississippi Free Press. “I think they need to be lined up against [a] wall before a firing squad to be sent to an early judgment.”

We've already seen the MAGAs answer the call to violence on January 6th.  We've seen them send bombs to politicians they don't like (see Florida).  The GQP as a movement is heading this direction with glee.  They are a terrorist organization.

2 hours ago, Blotto said:

Reps. Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor Greene speak outside the US Capitol on January 6, 2022.

Did he forget his sunglasses and have to borrow MTG's? What a fucking tool.

Lee Corso should have been neutered.

 

 

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

On the off chance you aren't aware of this particular episode, she is claiming Ketanji Brown Jackson is "pro-pedophile" because she has a history of handing out less-than-max sentences child porn cases.

Never mind that her sentences have been consistent with those of most judges, never mind that prosecutors routinely ask for well less than max, never mind that the legal community is in near lockstep agreement that sentencing guidelines for receipt (not generation) of child porn are overly strict.  That is way too much information for the base.  What the base wants to hear is "black, female SCOTUS nominee is pro-pedophile".  It won't be long before they replace "pro-" with "a".

I figured there had to be some sort of topical “relevance,” even if it involves a reach of MAGA level of fantasy and delusion. I can only imagine what their worst case scenario is for a female, black SCOTUS nominee who isn’t a GQP cultist. 

3 hours ago, Red Five said:

It makes me wonder if it's an act. Like, she's trying to be as dumb as possible because she knows it works with the base of deplorables. 

It's not an act. She's authentically both dumb as shit and crazy as hell.

14 hours ago, Satchel said:

I can’t decide if she looks like the Lion from the Wizard of Oz or a female equine animal.

I'm going with Roger Stone in drag

1 hour ago, wildcat09 said:

It's not an act. She's authentically both dumb as shit and crazy as hell.

I think it's an act with a guy like Cruz who is very smart (yet evil) and has just decided this is who he's gonna be.  For Marge and Boebert, it's no act.  This is who they are.  Dumb as shit and crazy.

4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

The GQP as a movement is heading this direction with glee.  They are a terrorist organization.

Next think you know they'll be shooting up congressional softball games. 

6 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Somebody call the wambabulance!

 

Would’ve sworn her and fellow Rs were more hard boiled than this. 

It just pisses me off that we have such dumb people in districts voting these people into government because of made up soundbites. They do absolutely nothing to promote good. Baby Trumpers. 

6 hours ago, Red Five said:

It makes me wonder if it's an act. Like, she's trying to be as dumb as possible because she knows it works with the base of deplorables. 

I thought this about Trump when he first began his campaign. Then I realized that if he was actually pretending to be that dumb, then he's a better actor than Sir Lawrence Olivier. So I'll just go with Occam's Razor and say she is that dumb.

Edited by HornOnTheBayou

10 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

I thought this about Trump when he first began his campaign. Then I realized that if he was actually pretending to be that dumb, then he's a better actor than Sir Lawrence Olivier. So I'll just go with Occam's Razor and say she is that dumb.

She’s that dumb.  You can’t fake it, the mask would slip or she’d have something in her background and life demonstrating a basic level of life skills. 

23 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

I like it. But the gratuitous “forthwith” at the end had me thinking

 

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Should have just ended it with "ya suspect!"

1 hour ago, Queen Bitch said:

Never go full Karen!!

From the comments

 

Also didn’t she chase down and harass the kid who survived the Parkland shooting when he was in DC?

2 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

From the comments

 

Also didn’t she chase down and harass the kid who survived the Parkland shooting when he was in DC?

Yes, and then when a reporter did it to her, Pete Sessions had to rescue her because she felt like she was being bullied. 

2 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

Next think you know they'll be shooting up congressional softball games. 

Or shooting congresswomen in the head in an Arizona Safeway parking lot.

“She’s a snowflake and a sociopath at the same time. A snowciopath.”

Here’s the full Jimmy Kimmel monologue from last night. We also get a bonus dig on Ted Cruz reacting to Mr. T. “Maybe he’s jealous because Mr. T’s beard doesn’t look like he dragged a jellyfish on the floor of a barber shop.”

 

1 minute ago, Queen Bitch said:

This cunt is such a ghoulish fucking monster

just came to post that. sigh, gotta report another fucking tweet

The Grift is strong with this one, her fellow Georgia Gumps eat that shit up.

8 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

This cunt is such a ghoulish fucking monster

Call me a misogynist, I don't give a fuck.  I'm just gonna say it.

"When mentally disturbed men in wigs are invited to give their opinions about the news."

GREENE LOOKS LIKE A MENTALLY DERANGED MAN IN A WIG GIVING SHITTY OPINIONS ABOUT THE NEWS!

This fucking simulation just wont' quit...

If you think Gump is mad, how do you think Ingraham feels?  They add Caitlin to the fold and ol Seabiscuit is still the ugliest “female” at the network.  

She's like a walking, unfunny version of a Yogi Berra-ism.  Sends out a Tweet for people to read about how nobody's on twitter. 

The people of North Georgia are ruled a sentient thumb.  

Uses Twitter to spread the word that Twitter is worthless.  Hollywood couldn't script it any better.

So, the biggest threat to free speech in this country is Twitter. Where no one goes. Because it's not important. Because Twitter is stupid. Got it.

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