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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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in South America and certain parts of the Carribean, it's called Marichal Law.
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35 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

What a stupid fucking cunt. 
 

 

2 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

What a stupid fucking cunt. 
 

 

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I haven't been to church since Easter, or was it Christmas? Nonetheless, that doesn't sound very "Christian".

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It’s as if the modern GOP is en masse attempting to all be as anti-Jesus as possible.
2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

 

5 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

I mean, fuck MTG but I'm not going to say she's wrong to say she "could not trust the [Catholic] Church leadership to protect [her] children from pedophiles, and that they harbored monsters even in their own ranks."

9 hours ago, Serak The Preparer said:

I mean, fuck MTG but I'm not going to say she's wrong to say she "could not trust the [Catholic] Church leadership to protect [her] children from pedophiles, and that they harbored monsters even in their own ranks."

Yeah but she is saying that while Matt gaetz is her work bff. 

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Distract, distract, distract. So she left the Catholic Church. She's still casting aside every Christian idea and value in helping your fellow man. Helping the poor, and/or helping the needy.

On a side note, if we did have a rightful god, she'd be struck down by lightning a long time ago.



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31 minutes ago, Serak The Preparer said:

I mean, fuck MTG but I'm not going to say she's wrong to say she "could not trust the [Catholic] Church leadership to protect [her] children from pedophiles, and that they harbored monsters even in their own ranks."

The only way MTG could exhibit more of a double standard leaving the Catholic Church while remaining in the GOP is if she joined the Boy Scouts. 

12 hours ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

I haven't been to church since Easter, or was it Christmas? Nonetheless, that doesn't sound very "Christian".

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I haven't been sin e Easter.....of 1991.

On 4/26/2022 at 9:40 AM, jimmyjazz said:

Trivia time:  there was never a "Marshall Tucker" in the band.  They named it after a blind piano tuner in their hometown.

Now tell us about Lynyrd Skynyrd.

4 hours ago, RPM said:

Now tell us about Lynyrd Skynyrd.

He was the bass player.

15 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

I mean….I feel you on this but you still a thumb looking troll ass twat ferret. 

I would bet that the percentage of pedophiles in any occupation from nuclear scientists to grease monkeys is about the same, and that includes female members of Congress.

On 4/26/2022 at 7:11 PM, Beau Vine said:

 

Pretty flagrant ripoff of the Daily Show IYAM. 

 

1 hour ago, AnTiM said:

I would bet that the percentage of pedophiles in any occupation from nuclear scientists to grease monkeys is about the same, and that includes female members of Congress.

I'd say priests have more than their fair share. 

12 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

I'd say priests have more than their fair share. 

If we throw in underage animals....   Aggies too.

You know you stepped in it when you're getting a furrowed brow from Laura fucking Ingraham

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

He was the bass player.

No, that was Skinny Dennis.  The only one I will miss.

25 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

No, that was Skinny Dennis.  The only one I will miss.

You and Guy.

12 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

The only way MTG could exhibit more of a double standard leaving the Catholic Church while remaining in the GOP is if she joined the Boy Scouts. 

that would make her a groomer

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

that would make her a groomer

She does cross fit.  She already is. 

23 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

So, Christianity, which is supposedly based on the teachings and suffering of Christ.  Who said volumes about how to treat the poor https://www.openbible.info/topics/jesus_and_the_poor, has now been taken over by....checks notes.....Satan b/c....they're helping the poor?

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They continue to say the quiet part out loud.  Cloak yourself in Jesus just so you can go be a terrible person, Marge.

On 4/27/2022 at 11:52 AM, Gil Bang said:

 

Satan's controlling somebody...

I’ve never seen such a large group people so lacking in self awareness as today’s GOP. Mean Green thinks her political positions make her Christian. She couldn’t state a coherent Christian credo if her life depended on it.

6 minutes ago, Satchel said:

I’ve never seen such a large group people so lacking in self awareness as today’s GOP. Mean Green thinks her political positions make her Christian. She couldn’t state a coherent Christian credo if her life depended on it.

"Hey GOP. Does it ever bother you that you have nothing in common with Christ and that you really behave more like Satan?"

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

"Hey GOP. Does it ever bother you that you have nothing in common with Christ and that you really behave more like Satan?"

I dunno, god was a pretty prolific mass murderer. I think that's where they're trying to get to

20 minutes ago, Satchel said:

I’ve never seen such a large group people so lacking in self awareness as today’s GOP. Mean Green thinks her political positions make her Christian. She couldn’t state a coherent Christian credo if her life depended on it.

Same goes for conservative credos as well. Maher hit the nail on the head a few years ago: there's a difference between being conservative and just being a dick.

 

3 minutes ago, hpslugga said:

there's a difference between being conservative and just being a dick.

Well there’s supposed to be one

18 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

He's letting her control the conversation, letting her talk over him, change the subject, challenge him, call him a liar, attack him, make the ridiculous claim that she know if that was her text or not, not calling out her bullshit. Pulling out his cellphone, what the fuck is that?

She is a fucking bully, but he is letting her bully him.

Weak, pathetic bullshit there jim.

 

Not sure if this goes here or the Twitter thread

https://www.msn.com/en-US/news/politics/marjorie-taylor-greene-announces-her-plan-to-abolish-section-/ar-AAWI4AH?ocid=sapphireappshare

"Users who believe they were wrongly targeted or banned from such platforms would also be given the ability to sue major tech companies. Platforms would be required to make public their content moderation policies as well."

3 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Not sure if this goes here or the Twitter thread

https://www.msn.com/en-US/news/politics/marjorie-taylor-greene-announces-her-plan-to-abolish-section-/ar-AAWI4AH?ocid=sapphireappshare

"Users who believe they were wrongly targeted or banned from such platforms would also be given the ability to sue major tech companies. Platforms would be required to make public their content moderation policies as well."

Somebody must be walking her through how a bill becomes law.

7 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Not sure if this goes here or the Twitter thread

https://www.msn.com/en-US/news/politics/marjorie-taylor-greene-announces-her-plan-to-abolish-section-/ar-AAWI4AH?ocid=sapphireappshare

"Users who believe they were wrongly targeted or banned from such platforms would also be given the ability to sue major tech companies. Platforms would be required to make public their content moderation policies as well."

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Greene's bill, known as the "21st Century FREE Speech Act," would replace Section 230's current framework with a provision that requires “reasonable, non-discriminatory access to online communications platforms” through a “common carrier,” as noted by the Hill.

socialism for thee, but not for me?

Let’s start and end here

what she described as attacks on free speech by private tech companies 

 

Can another lawmaker take this bill and add tv stations and radio stations to the list of companies that can’t show bias toward or against people?

48 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 


 

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In our private chat with only Members, several are saying the only way to save our Republic is for Trump to call for Marshall law. I don’t know on those things. I just wanted you to tell him. They stole this election. We all know. They will destroy our country next. Please tell him to declassify as much as possible so we can go after Biden and anyone else!


 

See guys, as long as you preference any statement w/ 'several are saying' and then end it with 'I don't know on those things' you're fine.

And if you ever get confronted about it, you say 'I don't recall'.

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Since all these loons can get elected to office I am considering making a run myself. I will run as a Republican and my trademark will be the guy that says weird shit nobody understands.

Most of my phrases will be from Surly. During debates expect to hear "Muledick" a lot. When pressed for an answer my reply will be "PM Derka".

When another candidate mentions his wife I will say "Pics or get the fuck out!" Then follow up with "Rules, mother fucker."

As long as I blame Socialist Islamic Atheist Queer Dark Skinned Pedophiles running the Deep State I think I might be able to pull it off.

 

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