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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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Strange for them to defend Antifa like that, but whatever.

25 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

That's Louie?  That dude looks more like Mr. Pitt from Seinfeld.

So a warden saying she hates republicans is unacceptable, but a us house rep saying she hates democrats is America first patriotism?

35 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

boy, she really wants to make sure no one rats her out. desperate!

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6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So a warden saying she hates republicans is unacceptable, but a us house rep saying she hates democrats is America first patriotism?

democrats aren't Real Americans™

it's like a Who's Who list of double-digit IQ warped morality morons

 

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On 5/12/2022 at 2:31 PM, Satchel said:

Somebody on her staff wrote that. She has no idea what proxy means.

Neither does "somebody on her staff."

11 hours ago, mchookem said:

it's like a Who's Who list of double-digit IQ warped morality morons

 

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Double digit?  Methinks you're being generous. 

Fuck she's stupid. "leave white supremacists alone!" 

Wow. They’re all racists so why pick on white supremacists. Just wow.

52 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Fuck she's stupid. "leave white supremacists alone!" 

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On 5/18/2022 at 11:10 AM, Jive Turkey said:

 

Actually, I appreciate their honesty.  By deeming J6 defendants "prisoners of war," they are admitting that J6 was what every rational person saw it to be: a violent combat operation intended to overthrow the US government.  Actually, I like this.  Let's treat them as prisoners of war: hold them in humane conditions until the hostilities are over.  I'll consider the hostilities over when those who support J6 and want it to repeat no longer hold any office in the United States. I think we have a clear path forward now, thanks for providing it, Tweede dumb and Tweedle dumber than anyone thought possible.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Actually, I appreciate their honesty.  By deeming J6 defendants "prisoners of war," they are admitting that J6 was what every rational person saw it to be: a violent combat operation intended to overthrow the US government.  Actually, I like this.  Let's treat them as prisoners of war: hold them in humane conditions until the hostilities are over.  I'll consider the hostilities over when those who support J6 and want it to repeat no longer hold any office in the United States. I think we have a clear path forward now, thanks for providing it, Tweede dumb and Tweedle dumber than anyone thought possible.

I'd be perfectly pleased if they were held at Gitmo.

2 minutes ago, PhillyD said:

I'd be perfectly pleased if they were held at Gitmo.

I was told that's what we should do with terrorists who attack America and our way of life.  Wasn't that the entire substance of the memo these same folks were cheering in 2001?  And aren't these the folks who furiously masturbate to the idea of "MILITARY TRIBUNALS!?"  I say we give them EXACTLY what they want.

Imprison terrorists who waged war against the US until hostilities have ended.  And if they committed specific war crimes, submit the case to a military tribunal.  If it's good enough for brown goatherders, it's good enough for white realtors.

2 hours ago, PhillyD said:

I'd be perfectly pleased if they were held at Gitmo.

Tell your friend not to get cute down there. The Marines at Gitmo are fanatical.

6 hours ago, Blotto said:

Fuck she's stupid. "leave white supremacists alone!" 

She conveniently didn't mention the Georgia massage parlor shooter who was a white male. Guess that was a little close to home, huh.

36 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Tell your friend not to get cute down there. The Marines at Gitmo are fanatical.

Fanatical about what? 

3 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Fanatical about what? 

About being Marines.

OK, who's going to strenuously object?

2 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

OK, who's going to strenuously object?

It’s the difference between paper law and trial law!

When I look at her fat stupid face it reminds me of the goats on our old farm. Seriously nothing going on behind those eyes at all. 

A game of peek a boo would confuse that wretch.

1 minute ago, MissingInAction said:

When I look at her fat stupid face it reminds me of the goats on our old farm. Seriously nothing going on behind those eyes at all. 

A game of peek a boo would confuse that wretch.

Like you spent much time looking at the face part of your goats.

24 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

When I look at her fat stupid face it reminds me of the goats on our old farm. Seriously nothing going on behind those eyes at all. 

A game of peek a boo would confuse that wretch.

She has baboon eyes. Change the color and it’s a dead ringer

It would be pretty goddamn funny if she Madison Cawthorn'd herself tomorrow and lost her primary. 

Just now, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Like, shouldn't she be campaigning and shit?

She is. Filmed that stunt, and when he and his staff didn’t provide the expected reaction they will make it up and tweet it out. 

“Stop harassing me!”  Can dish but not take, typical R. 

https://www.msn.com/en-US/news/politics/trevor-reed-rips-marjorie-taylor-greene-for-stalling-resolution-to-free-him-from-russian-prison-how-do-you-justify-that/ar-AAXDrSx?ocid=sapphireappshare

"Trevor Reed vowed to spend his life reminding voters of those he believed could have help him get out of jail.

“I’m going to go to every single one of their campaigns and thank them personally about that,” he said."

This chick's forever stuck in high school

I didn’t know about this guy before this post. He has an interesting bio. I’m guessing he has no chance in this district. I wonder if this stunt will have any sort of Streisand effect.
21 minutes ago, Da Fino said:


I didn’t know about this guy before this post. He has an interesting bio. I’m guessing he has no chance in this district. I wonder if this stunt will have any sort of Streisand effect.

yeah, no dem is winning that seat

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Flowers has made a name for himself as Greene's chief adversary. His flashy announcement video in March 20201 was retweeted more than 32,000 times and his campaign coffers have been filled by online donors eager to oust Greene. To date, Flowers, despite having no previous political experience, has raised more than $7 million, including a whopping $2.4 million in the first three months of the year. His haul for the cycle is far more than many well-established incumbents, including Greene, who he has outraised for multiple quarters.

The only issue: No amount of money can give him a realistic chance of winning.

His would-be northwest Georgia district, one of the reddest in the country, voted for Donald Trump over Joe Biden by 48 points in 2020 under the current lines, and the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee doesn't have the contest as one of the roughly 70 it is tracking.

That district is stuffed full of people that believe that cunt's Q conspiracy bullshit. Shit, his campaign ads might as well be for MTG, because the voters beat off to all the shit he criticizes her for. 

12 hours ago, Blotto said:

Fuck she's stupid. "leave white supremacists alone!" 

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She’s gonna win tomorrow. So, there.

9 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

No one:

Marjorie Taylor Greene: *grunts in bigot*

Unnecessary apostrophe's let everyone that paid attention in school know you're a dumbass.

...I'm really just here to say this thread title improves my mood every time I see it. Well done @Pancho

MTG had a twenty tweet thread about gun control. Here are her stupidest moments:

”Many mentally ill people who shoot people take medicine for mentally ill people, so it’s probably the medicine’s fault.” 
 

Bonus: Exasperate the problem.  I love mistakes like these, where it’s not a typo it’s just semi-literacy out there on display. 
 

 

Gun control and Ukraine have something to do with each other and of course it’s the globalists.

 

And it’s not just the globalists, it’s the trans people and harpies that want to emasculate men:

 

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Godless and not masculine. She really nailed the Hispanic culture. 

Is cheating on your spouse, not once but twice, part of the Godless culture? 
 

A special kind of stupid… 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cunt! 

53 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

And it’s not just the globalists, it’s the trans people and harpies that want to emasculate men:

 

I really need to work on incorporating "fleshly desires" into my daily vocabulary. That is fantastic.

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