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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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8 minutes ago, smuggs said:

I really need to work on incorporating "fleshly desires" into my daily vocabulary. That is fantastic.

Great band name.

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She misses the point that in the 'golden age' that she seems to reminisce over, there were plenty of those "family leaders" that walked out on their families, leaving a woman to care for her children or give them away, take on a job (w/o much in the way of skills because she wasn't allowed to develop many) and work for low pay in the few sectors that were open to women. Lot harder to track those runaway fellows down back then too. She is confusing society holding powerful men accountable for the lack of support for families through new  legislation, opportunity, and changing culture with 'disrespecting' men in general. No, Marj, it is society that must be humane and loving towards all. Sometimes that means exposing harsh truths about the past and present and working towards a better future.

What a dumb twit.

2 hours ago, smuggs said:

I really need to work on incorporating "fleshly desires" into my daily vocabulary. That is fantastic.

it's up there with "Girls were also romancing each other."

if anybody knows anything about the effects of not taking meds for mental illness, it's Marge.

Surely a gym trainer has better options. I'd rather fuck a weight plate than that thing.

2 hours ago, dieucla98 said:

Surely a gym trainer has better options. I'd rather fuck a weight plate than that thing.

2.5, 5, 10, 25, or 45?

11 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

2.5, 5, 10, 25, or 45?

Inner diameter is all the same, man. Unlike with women. 

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Inner diameter is all the same, man. Unlike with women. 

yeah, but like ear gauges, you have to work your way up. I was asking where you were in the timeline. I can say the jump from 10 to 25 is a big one. Don't know if I'll ever get to 45.

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Inner diameter is all the same, man. Unlike with women. 

Preferred weight plate is indicative of girth.

I wish.

LMFAO… 

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From one of the replies to Georgia Gump’s tweet. 

10 hours ago, dieucla98 said:

Surely a gym trainer has better options. I'd rather fuck a weight plate than that thing.

Weight plate would provide more warmth and feeling than her dry busted cunt 

By "caliber," of course, I refer to both the size of their gun barrels and the high quality of their characters.

Fundies are gonna be the death of us all.

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39 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Is there an official record level for stupidity?

35 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

Is there an official record level for stupidity?

She’s breaking her own records.

Her language skills are actually regressing.  I didn't think that was possible.  She's like Opie from Family Guy now.

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25 minutes ago, South Austin said:

She’s breaking her own records.

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46 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

A public official making a statement that is stupid enough to get innocent people killed should be a criminal offense, and not a minor one.

The fuck is MTG Live shit?  
On demand porn for the Johnny sacks and fatties of the world.
1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

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See I was going to just call her the Michael Phelps of stupidity, but then this thought came to me and I wasn’t going to be the only one that had to see it.

Help



“Peach Tree Dish”?

Is that some fancy Buckhead eatery?
1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:
2 hours ago, Underdog said:
The fuck is MTG Live shit?  

On demand porn for the Johnny sacks and fatties of the world.

Hey now, let’s not paint with too wide of a brush.  Some of us fatties have better taste in porn. 

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

Help
 

 


“Peach Tree Dish”?

Is that some fancy Buckhead eatery?

 

 

i mean what in god's name is this stupid cunt even blathering about

 

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It’s sad that her handlers have realized that they don’t need to control her at all and can let her say and type the dumbest shit to ever get thought up in human history.  She can speak her tiny, smooth-brained mind and it doesn’t affect her electability in that district. 
 

and I think other republicans like the cover she provides them so they say nothing. 

I bet it would be high comedy watching her try to eat with chop sticks.
"Hey Chinky Chow Main, this is Merica, we eat with forks, and spoons, and ladles, and our bare paws mother fucker. Get these commie queer sticks the fuck outta here"

- prolly MTG, but less eloquently

- afterwards her polling numbers rise
1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It’s sad that her handlers have realized that they don’t need to control her at all and can let her say and type the dumbest shit to ever get thought up in human history.  She can speak her tiny, smooth-brained mind and it doesn’t affect her electability in that district. 
 

and I think other republicans like the cover she provides them so they say nothing. 

Think you meant to say “terrifying”

I have to find  a way to use peach tree dish to see who catches it. It's next level stupid, and I knew she was there, but it's still uphauling each time she sets a new milestone.

11 hours ago, AnTiM said:

Is there an official record level for stupidity?

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1 hour ago, PhillyD said:

I have to find  a way to use peach tree dish to see who catches it. It's next level stupid, and I knew she was there, but it's still uphauling each time she sets a new milestone.

Finominaly stupid. 

MTG wants to trade:

- Democrats

- Hollywood

- Feds

- Business leaders 

- The vaccinated 

- Transgender teachers 

- George Soros 

For Canadian antivaxxed truckers and their guns. 
 

Canada would immediately become a a global economic, culture, soon to be military superpower as strong as the U.S. is now and would be building a southern border wall. I say we take the deal, will be hard to leave Texas behind but we can buy it back in a few years. 
 

 

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Trans terrorist teachers? Is MTG claiming yet another non-existent group is threatening our way of life?

Thought process in MTG wacko GQP land:

Teachers are trans terrorists.

Also, we should arm them.

 

 

Our galaxy has now burned through its own supply of stupidity, and clearly is having to import as much as it can from neighboring galaxies.  That's the only explanation.

I'm very fond of the band, but I think my favorite of all their hits is "we need to address mental health, but NO BACKGROUND CHECKS".

On 5/29/2022 at 11:19 AM, Gil Bang said:

 

She may be the result of gay monkey sex 

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