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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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24 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

I never thought showing how stupid you are every day would end up being a virtue as opposed to a liability. 

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Stupid is our national brand. It’s more ubiquitous than McDonald’s.

Again, Surly needs to be getting in on the grift, either individually or as a group(s).

*runs off to Amazon.com to setup dropshipping for some t-shirts that say "Why is the FBI going after President Trump when it should be going after Jeffrey Epstein-linked Clinton Donors" or something along those lines (need to workshop some stuff).

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I discovered that (story) while designing a shitty t-shirt...

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Wondering how this woman ever got elected to public office unless it was for being in charge of insane asylums and only the residents were allowed to vote.

10 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

 

Those aren't pronouns....

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42 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Those aren't pronouns....

Considering her confusion of where she fits in the Linnaeus' taxonomy of classification, that is not a surprise.

1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

 

Fantastic/Feet

 

As we are laughing we need to remember that the GOP is going to win the House and she is likely to end up on the judiciary committee. 

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No/Men/In/Women's/Anything

Well, that will solve the abortion problem.

1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

As we are laughing we need to remember that the GOP is going to win the House and she is likely to end up on the judiciary committee. 

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I wonder what the Desantis autocracy is going to replace the FBI with. He'll probably just rename it. 

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

No/Men/In/Women's/Anything

Well, that will solve the abortion problem.

Might put a damper on her extramarital tantric Crossfit fuckfests, though.

5 hours ago, AnTiM said:

Wondering how this woman ever got elected to public office unless it was for being in charge of insane asylums and only the residents were allowed to vote.

I went to school with a guy from Dalton Georgia. He prayed to Jesus for reassurance that it was OK to interracially date his Asian-heritage girlfriend, who was also from Dalton. He would get drunk and steal random worthless shit from bars. I can't remember his name but if I found his FB profile guarantee you it would be full of MTG and libs owned.

6 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

 

I don’t know how they do things in Georgia, but here in Texas, we have prayer in school.  It’s called a moment of silence, and the kids can pray, meditate, plan their next Minecraft build, or daydream about fingerbanging Mary Jane Rottencrotch behind the bleachers during PE.  If they aren’t praying, it’s because they aren’t religious. Or hey are going through puberty.

If god is all knowing, then why do we need to pray? Maybe he is tired of hearing our shit? After we killed his son, it just seemed like he checked out anyway.

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On 8/10/2022 at 6:28 AM, 956 Worldwide said:

 

She and Hershel should be in a promotional video for the University of Georgia. Sec!

On 8/10/2022 at 8:23 AM, Mrs Whiggins said:

Considering her confusion of where she fits in the Linnaeus' taxonomy of classification, that is not a surprise.

This past needs more love. 

My Lord.  I forced myself to read this. It's a clearly established fact that Marjorie has the intellect of room temperature butter, but this reads like a 5rd grader's first crack at a persuasive paper.  It's that bad. She does have a staff to wipe the drool off her face right?

Wait, she complains in there about Garland and the unsealing of the warrant. How many flipflops are they going to pull on this one?

43 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

"Welded".

WELDED?

Jesus, stop the ride, I want off.

She’s a true Trump believer.  Not an opportunist using Trump as a means to effect a cruel and shitty agenda like Stephen Miller, Blake Masters or Noem. 
 

She is much more like the old lady in Florida that says “Trump never lies!”    This is fucking up her world view and the only answer is flailing rejection. 

44 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

"Welded".

WELDED?

Jesus, stop the ride, I want off.

You know when she's forced to read out loud, and the text has words like "lest, wary," or "coup de grace" that she pronounces them "least, weary," and "coupe de gras."

43 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

She’s a true Trump believer.  Not an opportunist using Trump as a means to effect a cruel and shitty agenda like Stephen Miller, Blake Masters or Noem. 
 

She is much more like the old lady in Florida that says “Trump never lies!”    This is fucking up her world view and the only answer is flailing rejection. 

Plus she was already a hateful jackass.

Riddle me this, lib! Why didn’t the feds raid an (checks notes) official National Archives and Records Administration facility to get Obama’s documents?!1 

Also, the grammar and spelling. Read up on Thomas de Mahy, we’re going to need to channel him when the DeSantis regency begins. 
 

 

For some reason, what really pisses me off in that tweet is how she refers to trump as president trump but just says Obama and Biden.  The obvious disrespect, displayed in such a childish way, is so aggravating. 

10 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

For some reason, what really pisses me off in that tweet is how she refers to trump as president trump but just says Obama and Biden.  The obvious disrespect, displayed in such a childish way, is so aggravating. 

A lot of them do that. It's one of those "once you see it" deals. 

7 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Ladies and Gentleman, the next Vice President of the United States!

I can't believe I'll be forced to hear from this nitwit the rest of my life.

I don't think I've ever been discriminated against, but I fucking love porn and video games.

Also, I think she mentioned surly.

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1 hour ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Is she saying porn and video games are a bad thing?  Because I will not stand for that codswallop.

18 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Riddle me this, lib! Why didn’t the feds raid an (checks notes) official National Archives and Records Administration facility to get Obama’s documents?!1 

Also, the grammar and spelling. Read up on Thomas de Mahy, we’re going to need to channel him when the DeSantis regency begins. 
 

 

Does it matter that the Obama Presidential Library is still under construction?

3 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Ohhhhhhhh. That's why I do it.

 

On 8/12/2022 at 6:22 PM, jimmyjazz said:

"Welded".

WELDED?

Jesus, stop the ride, I want off.

 

 

should have went with "melded".

 

3 hours ago, Satchel said:

Does it matter that the Obama Presidential Library is still under construction?

Nope.  NARA has those documents in their custody in storage.  The former president’s office doesn’t hang on to them while waiting for the big library and center to get finished.  

Is she saying porn and video games are a bad thing?  Because I will not stand for that codswallop.

Since one of those two is my job, she can even more fuck off…
23 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:


Since one of those two is my job, she can even more fuck off…

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