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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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I know that the GOP wants to be able to replace nonpartisan civil servants with a party  purity and loyalty test to staff DC with sycophants and supplicants, but I cannot tell if they're using Greene as a distraction technique or she got picked to do the coloring book version of the power point.

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3 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

 

Wasn't very nice of her to steal Herschel's speech-writer....

On 9/5/2022 at 9:48 AM, Underdog said:

LMAO @ Sporkfoot 

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Even Quentin Tarantino couldn’t get a chubbie. 

1 hour ago, washparkhorn said:

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Even Quentin Tarantino couldn’t get a chubbie. 

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so you know I didn't just make it up...

On 9/15/2022 at 1:04 PM, Mrs Whiggins said:

Who dafaq makes an analogy between POTC and civil servants?

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I encourage everyone to fast forward to 1:02 and tell me what you hear when she tries to say "impossible", think I'm going with Inpossumul lol

ISPOMMINABLE?  

I mean, that was actually one of her more articulate floor speeches so you gotta give the half 'tard credit.

22 hours ago, Covri said:

I encourage everyone to fast forward to 1:02 and tell me what you hear when she tries to say "impossible", think I'm going with Inpossumul lol

I guarantee she uses “flustrated” regularly 

53 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

wut

God blessed them, and God said to them, “Be fruitful and multiply, and fill the earth and subdue it; and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the air and over every living thing that moves upon the earth” [Gen 1:26–28]

It's right there at the beginning honey- first couple of pages.  I know even your dumbass made it that far.  And just if you're wondering.  It doesn't mean "the world is your toilet."  

 

On 9/16/2022 at 6:12 PM, Covri said:

I encourage everyone to fast forward to 1:02 and tell me what you hear when she tries to say "impossible", think I'm going with Inpossumul lol

Yes. And she urges her colleagues to vote "aginnss" it.

She drunk.

Ugly, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, Marge. 

MTG and Lauren Boebert are what happens when politicians really are representative of constituents. 

14 hours ago, Queen Bitch said:

wut

Gaia is going to win out on this one. 

4 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

MTG and Lauren Boebert are what happens when politicians really are representative of constituents. 

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Guess a lot of America is just finding out about Pat...

MTG:  I'd lime to buy a vowel, Pat.  Give me a K!

Pat:  There are 3 Ks!*

*Twitter reply I couldn't find to post. 

On 9/16/2022 at 3:24 PM, washparkhorn said:

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Even Quentin Tarantino couldn’t get a chubbie. 

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No mention of MTG kicking a young activist from behind? Even posted it on her own twitter account.

I hope the girls files battery charges against that bitch.

 

22 hours ago, Queen Bitch said:

wut

Literally no one knows when to clap and cheer.  And AOC reference, since Youngstown is in her district.

Guess a lot of America is just finding out about Pat...
MTG:  I'd lime to buy a vowel, Pat.  Give me a K!
Pat:  There are 3 Ks!*
*Twitter reply I couldn't find to post. 

Vanna White Supremacist
On 9/4/2022 at 3:13 PM, tx 3 putt said:

Hmmm…

 

As the old saying goes, "Politics is show business for ugly people."

Where's a Sirhan-Sirhan when you need one?

35 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Literally no one knows when to clap and cheer.  And AOC reference, since Youngstown is in her district.

Man, gerrymandering is outta control when the Bronx and Youngstown are in the same district. 

6 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Man, gerrymandering is outta control when the Bronx and Youngstown are in the same district. 

AOC is able to infiltrate far beyond her home bodega since she can freeze and became nigh-invisible next to wood paneling and Uncle Pat's brown suit. Sure you could set up them sci-fi electric eyes to detect her, but she just Latin-Dance Limbo's her way under around and over those.

AOC could be in your bedroom, watching you, judging you right now.

16 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

AOC could be in your bedroom, watching you, judging you right now.

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Give it up to atomheart

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Too late

On 9/18/2022 at 11:19 AM, Underdog said:

Guess a lot of America is just finding out about Pat...

MTG:  I'd lime to buy a vowel, Pat.  Give me a K!

Pat:  There are 3 Ks!*

*Twitter reply I couldn't find to post. 

Pat is on the board of Hillsdale College.   That place is all kinds of fucked up.

On 9/18/2022 at 11:19 AM, Underdog said:

Guess a lot of America is just finding out about Pat...

MTG:  I'd lime to buy a vowel, Pat.  Give me a K!

Pat:  There are 3 Ks!*

*Twitter reply I couldn't find to post. 

Just look at that lovely smile. It looks like she's trying it for the first time. 

41 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Pat is on the board of Hillsdale College.   That place is all kinds of fucked up.

It started out not much different from other christian liberal arts colleges.  It leaned conservative, but other than a couple theology classes and intensive coursework on the Constitution (founded by abolitionists)...it was like 100 other private christian schools nationwide.  They also had a much bigger focus on the hard sciences than most faith-based liberal arts colleges.  It was nothing Liberty or Oral Roberts or baylor or those kinda schools.  

It wasn't until Arnn took over and got them into bed with the Ralph Reed/Rush Limbaugh wing of the party...that they truly went off the fucking rails.  

Sajak was the least-known Republican in showbusiness for decades.  Would help raise money but kept a very low profile to the general public.  He knew his show appealed to a huge swath of America.  That's why it's shocking to me his reveal was to lie in wait for 40 years, build up goodwill with middle America, and then his big GOP reveal is a proud photo of him with one of the most psychotic members of his party?  

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3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Of course she'd feel that way. She's got Fred's feet.

 

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1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

"President of Canada".   JFC.

Fine, she can use the full name "Prime President of the United States of Canada."  Sorry she was in a hurry.  You know what she meant. 

Here she is going on again about that stolen election

 

This stupid bitch will be re-elected again confirming to the world that the US is full of got damned idiots.

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4 minutes ago, brakeman said:

 

It seems they all want Hollywood famous, no wonder they complain about Hollywood so much cause they been rejected 

Lol, her protesting the accurate judgment of the American Idol panel was a foreshadowing.

Democrats' and Farmers' are going to be pissed!

 


 

7 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Democrats' and Farmers' are going to be pissed!

 


 

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On 9/18/2022 at 11:19 AM, Underdog said:

Guess a lot of America is just finding out about Pat...

MTG:  I'd lime to buy a vowel, Pat.  Give me a K!

Pat:  There are 3 Ks!*

*Twitter reply I couldn't find to post. 

holy shit pat rocking up looking like fire marshall bill

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The "diesel fuel" angle is a new one.  I saw it in the DT first, and then I had a guy on FB say "gas is at an all-time high" to which I responded that gas was well off its peak, and came back with "BUT DIESEL!!!".

It's amazing how consistent the talking points are.

Russian MFA has a statement out about the fake “referenda”.  Good to see they’re making up credible numbers.

https://mid.ru/en/foreign_policy/news/1831658/

 

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On September 23-27, the Donetsk and Lugansk people’s republics, Kherson and Zaporozhye regions held referendums on their accession to the Russian Federation. The results of the voting have been tabulated, with the overwhelming majority of voters supporting unification with Russia – 99.23 percent in the DPR, 98.42 percent in the LPR, 93.11 percent in the Zaporozhye Region and 87.05 percent in the Kherson Region. The turnout was as follows: 97.5 percent in the DPR, 92.6 percent in the LPR, 85.4 in the Zaporozhye Region and 76.9 percent in the Kherson Region.

 

But she was sent by Jesus!

8 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

But she was sent by Jesus!

Those feet though...those are Satan's creations.

 

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Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene’s (R-Ga.) husband filed for divorce Wednesday on the grounds that the marriage is “irretrievably broken,” according to court documents.  

Perry Greene is also asking the Fulton County Superior Court to seal the divorce proceedings, “because the parties’ significant privacy interest in sealing the records outweighs the public’s miniscule interest in access to said records.”

“Irretrievably broken”.  Fucking the CrossFit instructor or whatever didn’t do it?

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