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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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Quick what does the Bible say about divorce?

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I'm pretty sure something about stoning or many goats.

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7 minutes ago, Gengs1 said:

Quick what does the Bible say about divorce?

Something about it being OK if the wife's a sporkfoot

3 minutes ago, JohnnyRage said:

I'm pretty sure something about stoning or many goats.

Option 1 seems the humane way to go, goats are cool when compared to her 

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6 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Reason No. 1 - You’re married to Majorie Taylor Greene. 

What do I win?

I’d chip in to pay an orthodox radical to follow her around in public, yelling, “<Bushh>!!”

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I guess sometimes it just takes a man 20 or 30 years to figure out he married a monster.  Better late than never.

1 minute ago, AnTiM said:

I guess sometimes it just takes a man 20 or 30 years to figure out he married a monster.  Better late than never.

Hmmm...my dad's 34 years in with #3 and it doesn't seem like he's caught on yet, dammit.

Fingers crossed it comes out SporkFoot was having an affair with Gaetz (unlikely, given she's out of his preferred age bracket) and the ex has the goods. Take 'em both out at once.

How would that take them both out? It would be celebrated 

I was really hoping her husband's name was Ed. Would have been so much more appropriate.

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So marriage isn't between a man and a woman and a woman's personal trainer?

15 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

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1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

 

What's the divorce settlement amount?

About tree-toed fiddy

The guy’s looking for a Green New Deal. Who can blame him? I’m gonna start calling her “Birthday Cake”.

16 hours ago, crash_davis said:

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That’s rich coming from Queen Harasser herself. 

So this chick would bang about anyone it seems like 

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

So this chick would bang about anyone it seems like 

She's the role model of the new MAGA GOP. Do as I preach from the pulpit, not as I fuck and asshole my way through life.

On 9/29/2022 at 7:30 AM, bluto said:

How would that take them both out? It would be celebrated 

Exactly. Celebrated as two GOP luminaries procreating to deliver a spork-footed wunderkind to the conservative movement. Like Texas fans anticipating the offspring of Aaron Ross and Sandra Richards. 

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I don't know if she's noticed, but it's very easy to get a gun in America. If Dems wanted to kill Reps, it wouldn't take much effort.
2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

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So who are the people murdered by Democrats? I haven't heard of either story of an R getting run over and an anti abortion activist being shot.

On 9/30/2022 at 10:11 AM, crash_davis said:

She's the role model of the new MAGA GOP. Do as I preach from the pulpit, not as I fuck and asshole my way through life.

The deplorable, I “believe” in Republican Jesus and everything I do is ok because I “believe”

She may be leading the charge fullsteam toward the downfall of democracy and decency in our society, but it's a small consolation knowing her personal life is forever ruined and she'll never find someone who loves her ever again. At least there's that.

14 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

She may be leading the charge fullsteam toward the downfall of democracy and decency in our society, but it's a small consolation knowing her personal life is forever ruined and she'll never find someone who loves her ever again. At least there's that.

There are dudes out there who would eat her shit from a cup. She will have no issue finding a crazy dude who will adore and love her 

But those all end in absolute disaster for her -- and deep down, she knows it.

So the party of gun control is already killing Republicans?  Proof?  Every accusation is a confession, so we all now know what her play would be given an opportunity.  She's an idiot, and her electors better pray that she's never in charge of rebuilding their communities due to a natural disaster or other calamity.    

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12 hours ago, Queen Bitch said:

She may be leading the charge fullsteam toward the downfall of democracy and decency in our society, but it's a small consolation knowing her personal life is forever ruined and she'll never find someone who loves her ever again. At least there's that.

Sack is already house hunting in her district for closer access to her. 

Today I read someone’s claim Trump is floating the idea of selecting her as his VP candidate. Kudos, CR prognosticators.

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Shit, going scorched Earth. That’s a bold move considering it’s a safe bet at her age, some of her kids are still minors.  Probably not a decision the Father took lightly. 
 

I’ll assume that she’s done some heinous shit and is a despicable cunt of a human.  And that the dad would rather the kids find out from him, an empathetic family law judge, and perhaps a court approved therapist before it inevitably comes out in the media.  
 

Sadly, I don’t see much happening on this until after she gets re-elected in November.  On a positive note, her seat will be vacated in 2023.  Not because of shame or criminal charges.  Because You can’t serve in Congress if you’ve killed yourself.  
 

and who takes over that seat if there’s no spouse to assume the seat, and McCarthy does not want to let it be left up to a Gov Abrams appointment/special election?  You guessed it, Congressman Frank Stallone.  An intellectual powerhouse of a stAtesman compared to this sentient thumb 

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How is what this cunt says about the Nord Stream not treason? This is one of the most dangerous things any govt official has ever said.

It’s time to hold these fucks accountable. I’m sorry, but we have rules and laws against this stuff for a reason. They also have extreme penalties for a reason. It’s time…

Her kids are all teenagers or older.   I think they can handle hearing that their mom got Cleveland Steamered by her cross-fit buddy.

7 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

How is what this cunt says about the Nord Stream not treason? This is one of the most dangerous things any govt official has ever said.

It’s time to hold these fucks accountable. I’m sorry, but we have rules and laws against this stuff for a reason. They also have extreme penalties for a reason. It’s time…

Fucking AMEN. We have a continent full of allies that are gonna be scrambling to keep the power on this winter, and you have a US Congressman stating that we destroyed a gas pipeline to the continent. Is there not some mechanism by which she can be fucking immediately taken to task for this? Prove it, or sit in fucking jail like the goddamn traitorous cunt that you are. 

45 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 

Hopefully something like "Mr. Greene didn't particularly care for her planting pipe bombs in D.C."

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