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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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I was very much all over the place on what to get @Bama Chick for Christmas, but God has spoken to me .....

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On 10/29/2022 at 9:51 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

 

Of the very little unproven traitorous shit about the GQP (not the vast volumes of proven traitorous shit that we all see with our own eyeballs), this is the one I am most apt to believe.  It just makes too much sense.  I will be forever disappointed that this will probably never come to light.

More generic gaslighting from the Queen hosebeast

Calling for violence: no big deal

Calling for an end to violence: dog whistle for violence!

she wants that's vp spot soooooooooooooo bad. she has to know better, talking about anyone besides trump is a negative in his eyes ...

 

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

I know she's a nut job, but do any of us really doubt that MTG can hear dog whistles?

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Man, that is two ugly motherfuckers. Inside and out. 

21 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Man, that is two ugly motherfuckers. Inside and out. 

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3 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Ditch pig is the preferred nomenclature. 

This is all I can think about when I see MTG..the beast

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Gilead eventually comes for the Serena Joys too.

Is she really this stupid or does she just act like it to appeal to her base?

Today MTG and the rest of the Putin caucus held a press conference and compared illegal immigrants to Russians in Ukraine, and said there’s more of the former in the U.S. than Russians in Ukraine.

She also claimed that 82k soldiers invaded (it’s closer to 200k) although that is the number of CONSCRIPTS the Kremlin claims to have deployed. 
 

 

15 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Today MTG and the rest of the Putin caucus held a press conference and compared illegal immigrants to Russians in Ukraine, and said there’s more of the former in the U.S. than Russians in Ukraine.

She also claimed that 82k soldiers invaded (it’s closer to 200k) although that is the number of CONSCRIPTS the Kremlin claims to have deployed. 
 

 

She’s hard not to hate, and I hate her for that too.

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He's got dead eyes, lifeless eyes, like a doll's eyes. He comes at ya, he  doesn't seem to be livin'!” – As It Happens…

He definitely fucked her 

Fuck you for that shit and he wouldn’t know how. Not even with your Wizard cloak, kind assholish sir.
2 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

He definitely fucked her 

Sack would pay 10.000 to watch.

Dreamt this cunt was made Speaker…. 3rd in line behind Pres & VP, let that thought sink in.  

8 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

He definitely fucked her 

She would tear him apart.

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All three phases of their lovemaking process after he gets takes a deep whiff and gets a look at those toes.

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9 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

He definitely fucked her 

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Is she running for the vp spot in Russia or the us ?

10 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

She’s pissed that Russia is losing

 

Hey Marge,

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That was one of NowThis's favorite sayings.   RIP, NowThis...

8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Is she running for the vp spot in Russia or the us ?

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2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

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What do you call the gaps between Marjorie's 3 toes?  

Insane Clown Pussies.

 

Also, tell MGT about her vague threat to Jack Smith, DoJ, and 'the Power of the Purse.'  FY2023 already started.  DoJ is fully funded from now until end of September 2023, well over 10 full months.  I know she knows how to keep a calendar to track whatever the fuck her species calls a menstruation cycle.  Or as the guys down at her gym call it, "feedin' time..."  

I didn't know that she had polished her schtick. She speaks MAGA-Republican hate gibberish fluently. It's not making me laugh like it used to. She's a rising shit star it looks like to me.

It's worrisome these days. She's the GOP's problem for the moment. I don't know how long until she's ours.

It's the electorate, stupid.

7 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Great. Now I can never watch The Shining without seeing one of twins doing the Ed Grimley dance. 

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7 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

X, 2, 1

 

what the fuck is that in the middle ?

On 11/19/2022 at 8:20 PM, tx 3 putt said:

 

what the fuck is that in the middle ?

She's got more polymers than a Formosa Plastics Plant.

On 11/19/2022 at 8:20 PM, tx 3 putt said:

 

what the fuck is that in the middle ?

Hate it when I hear that....

On 11/7/2022 at 11:21 PM, Beau Vine said:

 

Dude looks like every guy who ever walked into my classroom and said "Whoa! That was due today?"

On 11/19/2022 at 8:20 PM, tx 3 putt said:

 

what the fuck is that in the middle ?

Human-Giraffe hybrid currently winning their three-way fart contest.

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