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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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"Footprints for MAGA" by MTG

"I was walking along the shore in my sandals.  When suddenly another sandal-print appeared next to mine.  I realized it was Jesus walking alongside me in my finest hour.  And we walked and talked, and I basked in his glory.  And Jesus suggested we remove our sandals, curl our toes in the sand, and enjoy the splendor of God's creation.  And I looked down and saw my toe prints.  But next to me, there were no toe prints, no sandal-prints, nothing.  And I called out to the Lord.  And he told me as soon as I took my sandals off, he saw my 3-toed hooves and ascended back to heaven.  For some things should not be, he said." 

The moral of the story is this fucking lunatic is going to go from being kicked off every committee, even subs/selects.  All the way up to Chairwoman of probably her #2 or #3 choice in a matter of 18 months.  Only in America.  

Laughing at her blaming Joe Biden for Putin invading, but it’s clear she’s feeling some serious heat over Fuentes and Russia - those statements were written and rehearsed to make certain points and blame Biden and just like some shitty B movie actress, she was going to get those lines out no matter what.

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Laughing at her blaming Joe Biden for Putin invading, but it’s clear she’s feeling some serious heat over Fuentes and Russia - those statements were written and rehearsed to make certain points and blame Biden and just like some shitty B movie actress, she was going to get those lines out no matter what.

 

she's changed her tune on russia and ukraine. she wants to move up and gain more power 

14 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

she's changed her tune on russia and ukraine. she wants to move up and gain more power 

Either she’s seen polling, or she wants some American defense industry money.

Either she’s seen polling, or she wants some American defense industry money.

Hmm…what giant defense contractors have facilities in Georgia. I wonder.
12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Resisting Russia in Ukraine and marginalizing far-right white supremacists and fascists at home are two of the three most pressing national security challenges we face. Anytime we get someone to publicly take the right position we should accept it unquestionably as obvious, never let them forget they said it, and not worry about their motivation. 
 

Then keep attacking her for whatever horrendous thing she says next.  
 

Also, that braying and finger wag? Try to imagine a D woman doing that and what the reaction would be. 


Hmm…what giant defense contractors have facilities in Georgia. I wonder.

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Neanderthal farts must really stink.

I swear to god, she is like the uglier separated-at-birth, ever so slightly more insane twin of my ex-wife. But I would have to listen to how she eats corn chips to be positive.
16 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Except underwear shields everyone else from shart droplets. It’s science.

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Except underwear shields everyone else from shart droplets. It’s science.

Marge testing your hypothesis:

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Crazy to think that Fitlump as a politician comes off looking sane and competent compared to these people.

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51 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Crazy to think that Fitlump as a politician comes off looking sane and competent compared to these people.

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Today.  There is still tomorrow.

The idea of Margorie dropping moist, pungent ass-wind in a pair of thick cotton underwear has my upper lip sweating and not in a good way.

 

 

2 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

Marge testing your hypothesis:

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22 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Setting aside the stupidity of the argument, an N95 actually knocks most of the fart smell down.

Spewing shit smells from an orifice with none of the consequences? Marge seems to understand that part just fine. 

4 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

Marge testing your hypothesis:

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God Dayam.....spoiler that shit!

Sometimes I think the face I meticulously drew on my thumb as a kid, and named, and gave a background story to, came to life and won two Congressional races.  But I mean, I wasn't drinking back then.  But here we are...

Gionet should be in prison. His word is worthless. 

However, as a symbol of the infighting among these folks, this is worthy of attention 

Really really deep dive here:

The Atlantic- Why is Marjorie Taylor Green like this?

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Marjorie Taylor Greene arrived in Congress in January 2021, blond and crass and indelibly identified with conspiracy theories involving Jewish space lasers and Democratic pedophiles. She had barely settled into office before being stripped of her committee assignments; she has been called a “cancer” on the Republican Party by Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell; and she now has a loud voice in the GOP’s most consequential decisions on Capitol Hill because her party’s leaders know, and she knows they know, that she has become far too popular with their voters to risk upsetting her.

Nobody saw her coming. Not even Greene saw Greene coming.

 

I’m actually impressed she called a Russian a terrorist, and that she’s worried a Russian will kill people.  That’s going to piss off some of her followers.

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

I’m actually impressed she called a Russian a terrorist, and that she’s worried a Russian will kill people.  That’s going to piss off some of her followers.

Yeah but it makes her major campaign donor look good to his people.

20 hours ago, speed817 said:

Fucking cunt....

 

From one of the comments, someone remarked on Greene's request for a pardon from Trump. Maybe she should be thinking about that instead of attempting to wrap her brain around foreign policy and adversarial relationships.

On 11/30/2022 at 4:04 PM, YGIFS said:

Sometimes I think the face I meticulously drew on my thumb as a kid, and named, and gave a background story to, came to life and won two Congressional races.  But I mean, I wasn't drinking back then.  But here we are...

And that thumbs name? You guessed it, Guest Lobo!

Only took you 5 months?  Shit, even the Rex Kramer guy figured it out awhile back.  You must be the other guy ;) 

Started reading that article but then said fuck it, not interested how she started but more interested in how it ends for her...  Like prison. 

Fascinating read.

In short. 

Grew up in all white town in Georgia. (Residents killed or banished black residents in 1912)

Inherited Taylor Construction from her father. Never really worked there. Her husband ran it. She was looking for purpose in 2010, she found Jesus Christ and then CrossFit. Her father was a bit of a nut too. She began posting on right wing websites. And the rest is history 

 

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Inherited Taylor Construction from her father. Never really worked there. Her husband ran it. She was looking for purpose in 2010, she found Jesus Christ and then CrossFit and then a lot of other men's dicks. Her father was a bit of a nut too. She began posting on right wing websites. And the rest is history

Fixed.

3 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Fascinating read.

In short. 

Grew up in all white town in Georgia. (Residents killed or banished black residents in 1912)

Inherited Taylor Construction from her father. Never really worked there. Her husband ran it. She was looking for purpose in 2010, she found Jesus Christ and then CrossFit. Her father was a bit of a nut too. She began posting on right wing websites and a lot of other men's dicks. And the rest is history 

 

 

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Fixed.

Edited.

Edited by DDD Dad

3 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Did the article cover her birth and early years in the Georgia asylum for the mentally challenged?

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So apparently Marge was a member of the Spanish Club in high school. One of these days it'll come out that one of the dudes she was banging in the CrossFit gym was a Hispanic dude.

On 12/9/2022 at 6:21 PM, YGIFS said:

Only took you 5 months?  Shit, even the Rex Kramer guy figured it out awhile back.  You must be the other guy ;) 

For someone who posts non stop jokes you sure do seem to miss a lot of them.

Ah-hah!  So you are other guy?  

Dude, I get it.  Was a lame attempt at back-and-forth banter at the other guy's expense.  I hit a lot of homers.  And I swing and miss a lot.  Probably explains my lame sex life, too.  sarcastic posts and pretend conversations between two people I don't know is kinda my coping mechanism.  fuck, I need therapy.  ;) 

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