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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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20 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Did the article cover her birth and early years in the Georgia asylum for the mentally challenged?

 

19 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

She was born in a nuthouse

Hey!  Show some respect!   It's called the Georgia State Lunatic, Idiot, and Epileptic Asylum.  

And for the record, I have never heard MTG deny that she was born at the Georgia State Lunatic, Idiot, and Epileptic Asylum.  

Oh man. It’s on. She done fucked with big dildo and big butt plug. 

31 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Like Madison Cawthorn before her, she's about to find out where barely normal Republicans draw the line.  

“I want to tell you something, if Steve Bannon and I had organized that, we would have won. Not to mention, we would’ve been armed.” - Marjorie Taylor Greene on the January 6th Capitol attack

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

I'm sorry, what was that? There's saying the quiet part out loud, and then there's THAT. 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 


Domestic terrorist 

for those still wondering “if it could happen here”. 

any fucking day America. arrest anyone. hello

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just saw this in a tweet replying to that cunt. makes me laugh every time

2 hours ago, Blotto said:

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just saw this in a tweet replying to that cunt. makes me laugh every time

And some buttplugs and dildos from Target and CVS, if she didn't already buy them out.

Do you mean to tell me that I could have been buying my butt plugs and dildos from Target with curbside pickup this whole time? Instead of having to slink away to the adult bookstore on the busiest street in town, next to the stoplight that always seems to be red, and that, inexplicably, is only open during daylight hours?

Man, that's a tough one to swallow.

Has she ever mentioned one thing he should be impeached for?

13 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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@NowThis

(y'all be slippin')

49 minutes ago, Burt said:

Has she ever mentioned one thing he should be impeached for?


being a lib !!!!

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7 hours ago, Burt said:

Has she ever mentioned one thing he should be impeached for?

His son's laptop I guess. Gas prices being too low maybe? Being old? I dunno.

Margie Taylor is really basking in the glow of her new found fame as big baller shot caller in ChristianMengle. 

On 12/11/2022 at 6:13 PM, henrygandorf said:

for those still wondering “if it could happen here”. 

They're going to try again.  And I hope there are standing orders for the police/national guard this time to show no mercy.


Man, that's a tough one to swallow.


I see it. That thing what you did.

i wonder if she workshopped the butt plug line or just was riffing 

3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

They're going to try again.  And I hope there are standing orders for the police/national guard this time to show no mercy.

They'll have that tall fencing put up around the perimeter along with the national guard to ensure they don't succeed.  

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36 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

i wonder if she workshopped the butt plug line or just was riffing 

Probably just pulled it out of her ass...

7 hours ago, NWBuck said:

Probably just pulled it out of her ass...

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I’ve noticed that between outlandish comments and claims, her default facial expression is, “I shaved my balls for this?”

It's amusing that her straight, non-sexually deviant, pearl-clutching audience didn't seem the least bewildered about what a butt plug is and is used for. Maybe they learned from a new acquaintance they chanced to meet in an airport restroom.

3 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

It's amusing that her straight, non-sexually deviant, pearl-clutching audience didn't seem the least bewildered about what a butt plug is and is used for. Maybe they learned from a new acquaintance they chanced to meet in an airport restroom.

Don’t be ridiculous, you can buy butt plugs at CVS or Target, but not the airport duty free shop.  Oh wait, did you mean dookie free shop?  Which terminal…asking for a friend?

 

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That Qunt just needs to eat a bullet.

A proud Georgia State Lunatic, Idiot, and Epileptic Asylum alumnus.

This Creepy Asylum In Georgia Is Still Standing...And Still Disturbing |  Asylum, Milledgeville, Georgia

Hail to old Milledgeville! 

 

MARY BRASWELL: Looking back at the the Georgia Lunatic, Idiot and Epileptic  Asylum | Features | albanyherald.com

Visit the birthplace of Marjorie Taylor Greene!

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I'd like to remind people that there is no evidence that MTG was born at the Georgia State Lunatic, Idiot, and Epileptic Asylum.

 

However, I have never heard MTG say that she wasn't born at the Georgia State Lunatic, Idiot, and Epileptic Asylum.

On 12/13/2022 at 8:55 PM, tx 3 putt said:

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Why do Black people in earth tones work up the right so much? 

25 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Why do Black people in earth tones  positions of power work up the right so much? 

Ahem.

On 12/10/2022 at 11:22 PM, UDontKnow said:

So apparently Marge was a member of the Spanish Club in high school.

So the Spanish Club is sorta social. Demented and sad, but social, right?

Pipe down, Bender!  /flashesHookEmsignfornoreason

The horror. That might lead to one kid in Dalton, GA asking their parents what some of that stuff is. Then the parent says it's for adults, and they leave. Don't let this happen.

On 12/14/2022 at 9:43 PM, Beau Vine said:

I'd like to remind people that there is no evidence that MTG was born at the Georgia State Lunatic, Idiot, and Epileptic Asylum.

 

However, I have never heard MTG say that she wasn't born at the Georgia State Lunatic, Idiot, and Epileptic Asylum.

A lot of people are saying that she was born at the Georgia State Lunatic, Idiot, and Epileptic Asylum.

53 minutes ago, Red Five said:

The horror. That might lead to one kid in Dalton, GA asking their parents what some of that stuff is. Then the parent says it's for adults, and they leave. Don't let this happen.

also heaven forbid (all puns intended) people try to enhance their lives in the bedroom. 

Nasty toe knows her audience 

 

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2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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I'm sure she just wants them to move them closer to the protein supplements so she can complete her CrossFit shopping more efficiently.

Beefing with Gaetz too…I appreciate her scrapping with errybody. (Ducks)

 

Cunt Fight!  

(wait, I met Cat Fight!)

(No wait, I had it right the first time)  

11 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Cunt Fight!  

(wait, I met Cat Fight!)

(No wait, I had it right the first time)  

Bitch fight!  Works for me.

11 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Beefing with Gaetz too…I appreciate her scrapping with errybody. (Ducks)

 

No grammatical errors or malaprops. Someone has taken over her acct

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