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Panhandle Preacher / Police Chief Pounding All The Pussy

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More importantly....has anyone invited him here yet?

10 hours ago, Underdog said:

I can do anything; I'm the chief of police.

I can do anything, blue stripe, that strengthens me. 
 

~Policians 4:17 

1 hour ago, Samson's Wig said:

There's not a single person posting in this thread that hasn't committed a crime of one sort or another, by the black and white letter of the law.  Fortunately, our legal system has more capacity for nuance than the average poster.  Tampering with a government record with the intent to commit harm or fraud may cover this behavior, but it sure wasn't enacted to put someone in jail for simply being a douchebag.  The guys deserves every ass whipping he gets from whatever father, brother, friends, etc. steps up to the plate, and he deserves to lose his job as a public servant.  Jail time?  C'mon.  

Hey, Jason!  Did you already make bail, or did one of the jailers smuggle you a phone?

12 hours ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Holy. Shit. 3 mutual friends in common with the Philandering Prophet of Policing and 11 in common with girlfriend #3. 

Username checks out

2 hours ago, Herbie Hancock said:


You really think he’s never done shady shit like this before while executing his duties as a peace officer? I bet you think strippers like you too.

You mean side piece officer, amirite?

A part of me died when I saw the word "barndominium."

I added something to my lexicon. Around here they’re called a Shouse (shop-house). Barndominium it is.

Which one of his batshit crazy harem are we betting on to stay with him? The wife? Or one of girlfriends 1-4? Or is there an unknown #5 out there that comes out of the woodwork and trumps them all?

1 hour ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Or is there an unknown #5 out there that comes out of the woodwork and trumps them all?

His name is Dwayne.

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1 hour ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Which one of his batshit crazy harem are we betting on to stay with him? The wife? Or one of girlfriends 1-4? Or is there an unknown #5 out there that comes out of the woodwork and trumps them all?

Every good pimp has a bottom bitch

kinda looks like a white trash drew bledsoe.

23 hours ago, Samson's Wig said:

There's not a single person posting in this thread that hasn't committed a crime of one sort or another, by the black and white letter of the law.  

Counterpoint:  None of us were dumbass enough to leave any live witnesses.

On 1/28/2021 at 7:50 PM, JerrysJheriCurl said:

Is internet game the same as real life game? It seems that men who use the internet to seduce women, have a fraction of real life game. I could be wrong. I am old and we didn't have the interwebs back then. 

Say what you want, but Internet game is efficient as hell, based on friends of mine.

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12 hours ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Which one of his batshit crazy harem are we betting on to stay with him? The wife? Or one of girlfriends 1-4? Or is there an unknown #5 out there that comes out of the woodwork and trumps them all?

Per rumors in the comments of new stories (no real developments), fiancee #2, Kristi, bailed him out.

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Couldn’t figure out why her face looked so damn familiar then it hit me


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One kind of meta development -- that "Jason Collier is Innocent!" mock-salute page drew in so many weirdo incels angrily defending the Pastor Popo of Poundtown as an alpha who is entitled to all the poontang he can get, and all these people mocking him with memes and shit were beta cucks and so on. 

So the admin has gone deeper into troll mode by changing the name of the group to Thirsty Submissive Women Looking For Their Daddy Dom.

Also I have it on good authority that tales of Collier's deeds and downfall at the hands of los Pinche Rangers have reached San Antonio and the Valley and that his praises will soon be sung in authentic corridos.  

 

13 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Per rumors in the comments of new stories (no real developments), fiancee #2, Kristi, bailed him out.

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That's a "Judging Amy" looking bitch right there. Would still do her on the back side of the doublewide tho.

CHIEF

11 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Say what you want, but Internet game is efficient as hell, based on friends of mine.

Efficient... I trust you and your friends on that. Effective? I would conjecture... not so much.
It’s simple maff.

Jason Collier’s ten pennies... don’t equal a dime. It’s actually less than dime.
Ten times the work for 1/10 of the look. 
Now that I think of it... it ain’t that efficient either. 

20 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Per rumors in the comments of new stories (no real developments), fiancee #2, Kristi, bailed him out.

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10 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Couldn’t figure out why her face looked so damn familiar then it hit me


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Fucking uncanny 

He's got to be on the wrong end of the Tom Herman hydration chart. 






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Giving up on trying to imbed the mac tonight moon man who looks like this broad. Just trust me.
14 minutes ago, Mr.Hovis said:

That's a "Judging Amy" looking bitch right there. Would still do her on the back side of the doublewide tho.

CHIEF

Daughter of Reese Witherspoon and  willem dafoe 

He needs to write a productivity/organization book like David Allen’s Getting Things Done. How do you keep track of all of that? His organizational skills must be out of this world.

12 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Daughter of Reese Witherspoon and  willem dafoe 

Ahh, Willem Defoe. Ya know, a Bobby Peru character could add about fiddy pages to this thread.

Jail is probably the safest place for him.  Hell hath no fury...

He’d end up banging all the female guards. They are some of the easiest ones, so I heard.

*unless he goes to pound me in the ass prison.
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Giving up on trying to imbed the mac tonight moon man who looks like this broad. Just trust me.

 

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Opal Sissy Koenig-Collier can't actually be a real name, can it?

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4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Opal Sissy Koenig-Collier can't actually be a real name, can it?

If she had just taken his name and not insisted on that hyphenation he would not have felt the need to plow the entire tri-state area. 

2 hours ago, JerrysJheriCurl said:

Efficient... I trust you and your friends on that. Effective? I would conjecture... not so much.
It’s simple maff.

Jason Collier’s ten pennies... don’t equal a dime. It’s actually less than dime.
Ten times the work for 1/10 of the look. 
Now that I think of it... it ain’t that efficient either. 

Facebook/email/etc. are very effective for people hooking up with old high school/college exes, plus co-workers/former co-workers/etc.  I have not done so, but I know plenty of friends who have used them for hooking up with people they know.

And that's not even getting into tinder/etc. which are just flat-out fuck-buddy/one-night stand apps.

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Sister in law (wife's SIL) is thinking about leaving her man (BIL). I jokingly suggested we buy some huge 7 bedroom house Liberty Hill she move in with us as a sister-wife and my wife is kinda thinking about it. WWJCD?

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4 hours ago, CleverNickname said:

Sister in law (wife's SIL) is thinking about leaving her man (BIL). I jokingly suggested we buy some huge 7 bedroom house Liberty Hill she move in with us as a sister-wife and my wife is kinda thinking about it. WWJCD?

Pics?

11 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Pics?

tbh, we aint hot 20-somethings no more. The fantasy is no doubt better than the reality. 

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2 minutes ago, CleverNickname said:

tbh, we aint hot 20-somethings no more. The fantasy is no doubt better than the reality. 

I meant of what she can cook

24 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

I meant of what she can cook

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On 1/29/2021 at 7:58 PM, MaybeACoordinator said:

Per rumors in the comments of new stories (no real developments), fiancee #2, Kristi, bailed him out.

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Good, good.  I was rooting for her. 

On 1/29/2021 at 7:58 PM, MaybeACoordinator said:

Per rumors in the comments of new stories (no real developments), fiancee #2, Kristi, bailed him out.

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Watch out for chicks named "Kristi", I always say.

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On 1/28/2021 at 11:54 AM, 40acredropout said:

This is my favorite part.  Going to take a $230k job in Louisiana but gonna build a barndominium?  Get the fuck out of here lol, you can buy a mansion.  

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$230k doesn’t buy mansions here or anywhere else. But I get your point. 

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Dude was on Dr Phil:

 

don't care enough to sit through 20 mins. is there a cliff notes? 

did he blame sex addiction? 

DP

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10 hours ago, crash_davis said:

don't care enough to sit through 20 mins. is there a cliff notes? 

did he blame sex addiction? 

Fat boy went through massive weight loss( 180#) and discovered his peen. He then dated/ married/ mentally manipulated a bunch of women who were dumb as bricks.

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