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Panhandle Preacher / Police Chief Pounding All The Pussy

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4 hours ago, slorch said:

Fat boy went through massive weight loss( 180#) and discovered his peen. He then dated/ married/ mentally manipulated a bunch of women who were dumb as bricks.

pulling middle aged women pussy is easy for middle aged dudes. just lose weight.

 

I can do anything; I'm the chief of police.

“Honey, there’s been several threats to my life from the Mexican Mafia, Los Bandido’s and Hell’s Angels, and other gangs. Please don’t post photos or info about us on social media. If anything happened to you, I don’t know what I’d do with myself”

How hard is that?
17 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

pulling middle aged women pussy is easy for middle aged dudes. just lose weight.

 

Would that work for septuagenarians?

Asking for a friend.

Just now, Armybrat said:

Would that work for septuagenarians?

Asking for a friend.

septuagenarians is even easier. if it works, you get pussy.

18 hours ago, crash_davis said:

don't care enough to sit through 20 mins. is there a cliff notes? 

 

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3 hours ago, crash_davis said:

pulling middle aged women pussy is easy for middle aged dudes. just lose weight.

 

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3 hours ago, crash_davis said:

pulling middle aged women pussy is easy for middle aged dudes. just lose weight.

 

but why would I want to pull middle-aged pussy? 

48 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

but why would I want to pull middle-aged pussy? 

Because you don't need to spend as much money so long as you're not married to it.  

 

Middle-aged pussy is 'independent' and shit  

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