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and looking at the two of you, and this house...when my time comes, if it ever does, i wanna house like this, i wanna wife like you.

 We really gotta go.  Okay, so, uh, gimme a call, you guys.

I do divorce mainly.  Some property.  Some personal injury.  

I'm a contract killer.

Oh, well, it's a growth industry.

Hey Jenny Slater. Hey Jenny Slater. Hey Jenny Slater. 

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35 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

Hey Jenny Slater. Hey Jenny Slater. Hey Jenny Slater. 

well i was just looking for a little validation in my life but apparently came up short!

You can never go home again, Oatman.....but I guess you can shop there

What do you want in your omelette, sir?

Nothing in the omelette, nothing at all.

Well, that's not technically an omelette.

Look, I don't want to get into a semantic argument, I just want the protein.

Nobody chooses when.

Don’t kill anybody for a few days. See what it feels like.


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I just honestly don't know what I have in common with those people anymore... or with anyone, really. I mean, they'll all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they'll have made themselves a part of something, and they can talk about what they do. And what am I going to say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?"

I think the only thing that would have made this movie better is if Charles DeMar showed up and at some point a kid on a bike chased after Cusack yelling about 2 dollars.

Underrated part - after angrily fixing the ammunition order:

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No, I, it's not going to be a boring soup! It just, that's just the base! You put the chicken in, you gotta add other flavors. Carrots and celery are just a base of a soup!

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