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22 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Wouldn't it be hilarious if Trump saw this and thought:

"Hmm, firing off a couple of missiles to get what you want. You know, he's an impressive guy, Un. Get me a general on the line...General! Launch a couple of nukes in Sweden's direction! I want A$AP back...Huh, Russia might think we're attacking them?  Don't worry about that. Putin and I are close friends."

"Hello, is this the Pentagon?  Yeah, get me General Alert.  I want to shoot off some missiles.  Hello?  I need a General Alert!  I've heard good things about him, looks like he walked right out of central casting.  Big fellow, loves America.  Hello?"

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  • HenryJames
    HenryJames

    Un-N-Out?

  • Reading the butthurt in here reminds me yet again that 95% of our population, including the posters on here, are simply incapable of perceiving anything political in any way other than reinforcing the

  • My inconsequential thoughts:   1. Dbeasy is right.  This is a first step in a change in the handling of NK.  The status quo was surely not the answer, so something different needed to be tried.  

The norks build more nuclear missiles and kiss president shitstains ass while he lets them do it. Send some more lover letters to trump and he’ll let them annex Florida and build a weapon site.

Frankly the norks would be insane to be proceeding in any other manner. Why not take advantage of the dumbest leader in American history? Hell if I was a nork that’s damn sure what I would do. It was inevitable. 

That’s just an example of what is going over the entire world. Trump is systematically destroying our credibility with everyone, allies, enemies, shitstain countries, whatever. Its gonna take a lot to recover from this and frankly we probably wont. Putin’s puppet is doing his job well, and he is only going to accelerate it in the face of criminal indictment if and when he loses the next election. Its a matter of survival, for one man. At the expense of all of us. 

At this point, with Trump stirring our country up so much with daily news; would Americans even care if North Korea hit South Korea?

13 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

At this point, with Trump stirring our country up so much with daily news; would Americans even care if North Korea hit South Korea?

Trump and the trumpkins, a/k/a the Republican Party, would not give a single shit. 

34 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Trump and the trumpkins, a/k/a the Republican Party, would not give a single shit. 

They'd blame Obama and Hillary. 

Very standard. Nothing to see here

On 7/26/2019 at 3:21 PM, DixonHur said:

Headline from Benzinga

"Trump Says He Is Not Upset By North Korean Launch Of Short Range Missiles"

But gotdamn the furry if Sweden doesn't release A$AP Rocky...

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Think of all that beachfront property!

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This statement alone would destroy any other president.

Chari-man Kim and his beautiful vision.

I heard the colossal moron Ed Clemons on the radio yesterday dismissing Un as a "nut" and "crazy." He thinks Trump is fine with the way he carries on with Un. I don't think he's a Trumpist. His ignorance and shallow analysis is instructive into how Trump stays in office.

We can't keep looking at this administration as we do others. It's a new day. A very bad day.

 

It will be a miracle if we don't fall ass backwards into a major war.

22 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

It’s like the NK propaganda people wrote this themselves 

He thinks Un has a great and beautiful vision for North Korea because Un has the same vision for North Korea that Trump has with the United States.

2 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

He thinks Un has a great and beautiful vision for North Korea because Un has the same vision for North Korea that Trump has with the United States.

WILDCAT GETS THE PRIZE!

Seriously, the POTUS is sucking off totalitarian dictators -- totally normal, totally cool.  This is what you are, GOP.  This is EXACTLY what you've become.  Syphilitic autocrat-fellating sycophants of a dotard.

39 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Are you fucking kidding me with this Tweet?

Unfucking real people.

Should impeach him on this alone.

Good lord.

38 minutes ago, retread said:

It will be a miracle if we don't fall ass backwards into a major war.

If anything remotely like 9/11 happens when he’s president we’re dropping nukes. No doubt about it. 

https://thehill.com/policy/defense/456485-north-koreas-kim-missile-launches-a-warning

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North Korean leader Kim Jong Un on Wednesday reportedly called his country's latest missile test a "warning" to the U.S. and South Korea over the countries' joint military exercises. 

He said that Tuesday's missile test was “an occasion to send an adequate warning to the joint military drill now underway by the U.S. and South Korean authorities,” Reuters reported, citing state news agency KCNA. 

Pay attention to me America

  • 2 weeks later...
  • 3 months later...

"It was not immediately clear what was tested."

Trump's attention span?

Edited by atomheartbevo

29 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

"It was not immediately clear what was tested."

Trump's attention span?

No, that was tested after the 15th flush.

Interfere with the election?  Rocket man must have some dirt on Dotard.  Do Something!

Edited by Judge Roybeanbag

13 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Interfere with the election?  Rocket man must have some dirt on Dotard.  Do Something!

Every accusation is a confession. 

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Don't throw me in that briar patch.

I'm convinced Trump intentionally uses unsecure phones to convey wishes to those listening in. I'm convinced he thinks this statement about N. Korea not getting involved in our election is a clever way to encourage them to do just that.

This guy.

  • 2 weeks later...
  • 2 weeks later...

The art of the deal, folks!

 

 Trump needs some good news. Look for him to give away the store in a trade deal with the Chinese. The timing of the two developments is a total coincidence, I'm sure. 

  • 2 months later...

So, I'm confused.  Does this mean the Trump Tower Pyongyang project is off?

12 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Such beautiful letters.

Maybe they’re just joking like trump likes to often do, at least according to the Trumpkins when he says something really stupid or racist.

Getting really tired of all this winning.

  • 3 weeks later...

Trump’s boyfriend might be checking out. 

 

The only world leader that’ll talk with trump 

Remove all sharp objects around trump. He’ll take it hard when his bff kicks the bucket 

Is there any other kind?

im calling it now, his sister takes over and asks China to take over the country.

5 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Trump’s boyfriend might be checking out. 

 

Grave danger?

 

4 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Grave danger?

 

Is there another kind?

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