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#1801

Trump will be much sadder about this than he is about the poors dying from kung flu.

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  • HenryJames
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    Un-N-Out?

  • Reading the butthurt in here reminds me yet again that 95% of our population, including the posters on here, are simply incapable of perceiving anything political in any way other than reinforcing the

  • My inconsequential thoughts:   1. Dbeasy is right.  This is a first step in a change in the handling of NK.  The status quo was surely not the answer, so something different needed to be tried.  

#1802
11 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Remove all sharp objects around trump. He’ll take it hard when his bff kicks the bucket 

Or add more...

#1803
35 minutes ago, Nope said:

Trump will be much sadder about this than he is about the poors dying from kung flu.

If Kim dies, Trump might actually be welcome at the funeral. 

#1804
8 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

If Kim dies, Trump might actually be welcome at the funeral. 

Hell, he'd probably be a pallbearer

#1805
7 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Hell, he'd probably be a pallbearer

Honorary.  No way he can carry that coffin.

#1806
17 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Honorary.  No way he can carry that coffin.

He'll bring Jared to carry it

#1807

so if Kim is dead, and China controls North Korea, and Lebron James owes his allegiance to China, but is also the King, does that make Lebron James the king of North Korea?

#1809
3 hours ago, Enchubben said:

so if Kim is dead, and China controls North Korea, and Lebron James owes his allegiance to China, but is also the King, does that make Lebron James the king of North Korea?

Rodman would probably knock Lebron on his ass and take over NK in that situation.

#1810

Not sure that he's publicly named or indicated an heir apparent for NK control. Maybe you can assume its the sister but who knows. Also possible that China or the NK generals could have a strong say. 

#1815

Kim going out like this, if he is going out, is among the more dangerous situations for NK.  There is a possibility the outcome is positive but it’s more likely going to be a deadly power struggle at the top of the government.  Kim doesn’t have a strong or assigned successor to my knowledge.  His sister is probably the strongest power player tho. 

#1818

on a positive note if Donald spends all day rereading the love letters that Kim sent him and listening to Boyz II men he won't have time to get up and spout some stupid bullshit cures in front of TV cameras.

#1819

So after CNN's hoax was exposed, they were forced to have him murdered?

I mean giphy.gif

but if Dotard tweeted that out later today would it surprise any of you.

 

#1822
14 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

“May you live in interesting times”

 

If you can't trust boxing emcee Zora Suleman to give you the skinny on what Hong Kong Satellite TV (who?), and only Hong Kong Satellite TV (who?), is reporting then who can you trust? Does Hong Kong Satellite TV (who?) not have their own Twitter that she could @ rather than hashtag?

#1823

Dotard's comments aside, I'm surprised there hasn't been speculation that Trump had him murdered.

#1824
4 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

If you can't trust boxing emcee Zora Suleman to give you the skinny on what Hong Kong Satellite TV (who?), and only Hong Kong Satellite TV (who?), is reporting then who can you trust? Does Hong Kong Satellite TV (who?) not have their own Twitter that she could @ rather than hashtag?

Well for one thing she looks hot, so I trust her.

#1827

So either the sister kills off a group or that group kills here to see who takes over ?

us needs to bomb the funeral. Fireworks for Dear Leader, from Dear Leader 2.0

 

#1828

If you’re assuming the alternative would be better than Sister Kim.  I feel like we did this with Iraq and it didn’t go well.  The NK people are reportedly well indoctrinated, I’m skeptical on any good outcomes for them. 

#1830

North Korea is going to have a woman leader before the USA.

And we know how much Trump despises powerful women, so I can only conclude relations with NK are going to be a shitshow as long as he’s president.

#1831
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Look...am I saying “would?”
Yes. Yes I am.
Is part of the reason because she’s almost certainly an evil psycho?
Maybe. Ok, yes.
Why the freaking interrogation, man?
#1832
23 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

North Korea is going to have a woman leader before the USA.

And we know how much Trump despises powerful women, so I can only conclude relations with NK are going to be a shitshow as long as he’s president.

What a nasty comment

#1833
47 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

North Korea is going to have a woman leader before the USA.

And we know how much Trump despises powerful women, so I can only conclude relations with NK are going to be a shitshow as long as he’s president.

Nothing great about this, sister Kim is likely to make Bloody Mary look like Angela Merkel. 

#1834
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:


Look...am I saying “would?”
Yes. Yes I am.
Is part of the reason because she’s almost certainly an evil psycho?
Maybe. Ok, yes.
Why the freaking interrogation, man?

As long as she doesn’t cut her hair like her brother I probably would too.

#1836
15 hours ago, Celery Man said:

Ah that may be bullshit. We’ll see if it gets confirmed

No way he's not either already dead, or on death's door.  

I can't imagine a scenario where a country like NK wouldn't be pushing back if the rumors weren't true.  I mean it's been almost a week, and there has been no word out of Pyongyang denying them.  

#1838
55 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

media has dubbed her “the Ivanka Trump of North Korea.”

She is probably much more qualified than Ivanka.  

#1841
39 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

She has terrible hair but otherwise is beautiful.  Def would.

Am I the only one that thinks she has a man face?

#1843
1 hour ago, Snake Diggity said:

She looks like a female Korean Martin Shkreli.

 

Well, fuck. I won't be getting that image out of my head.
Still would though.

#1844
On 4/26/2020 at 4:12 AM, Onboard 2.0 said:

Well for one thing she looks hot, so I trust her.

She can tell you 'bout the plane crash with a gleam In her eye

#1846

She has the “I’d fuck you, but then I’d kill you and eat your liver” look about her. Dead eyes. Pass.

#1847
4 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

She has the “I’d fuck you, but then I’d kill you and eat your liver” look about her. Dead eyes. Pass.

Damn, Chad Fuck takes a pass....

#1848
6 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

She has the “I’d fuck you, but then I’d kill you and eat your liver” look about her. Dead eyes. Pass.

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#1850

North Korean state media is reporting that Kim Jong-Un appeared at the opening of a fertilizer factory today. No photos were provided. 

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-52508437

Watching PBS NewsHour they said South Korea's Yonhap news agency reported the same. The South Koreans have been pretty steady in their reporting that they had no evidence that Kim was dead. 

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