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Carpetbagger social media personality Chad Prather (born in New Jersey; raised in Augusta, GA; bought cowboy hat in Ft. Worth ) is going to challenge Abbot for the title of “who’s more MAGA.” We will get some delightful idiocy, I am sure.

https://thedcpatriot.com/its-official-chad-prather-launches-2022-campaign-for-texas-governor-as-america-first-candidates-take-aim-at-gop-establishment/

Some gems from Prather’s Twitter.

https://twitter.com/WatchChad/status/1354187767648038914?s=20

 

https://twitter.com/WatchChad/status/1347962964108849158?s=20

 

https://twitter.com/WatchChad/status/1337154675896889348?s=20
 

 

 

 

 

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Carpetbagger social media personality Chad Prather (born in New Jersey; raised in Augusta, GA; bought cowboy hat in Ft. Worth ) is going to challenge Abbot for the title of “who’s more MAGA.” We will get some delightful idiocy, I am sure.

https://thedcpatriot.com/its-official-chad-prather-launches-2022-campaign-for-texas-governor-as-america-first-candidates-take-aim-at-gop-establishment/

Some gems from Prather’s Twitter.

https://twitter.com/WatchChad/status/1354187767648038914?s=20

 

https://twitter.com/WatchChad/status/1347962964108849158?s=20

 

https://twitter.com/WatchChad/status/1337154675896889348?s=20
 

 

 

 

 

Two things are for sure:

Whoever is most magaT will win the primary

Whoever wins the Rep primary will be governor.  

Get ready for a full on maga Texas. 

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Quien es mas MAGA?  

Prather is unquestionably more MAGA.  There are very few “celebrities” I hate more than him.  Fuck that guy.

Tells me everything I needed to know, although I'm sure he has a lot of support since he took the Dan Patrick model and upgraded the image a little:

 

@immamac if you have a moment, would you please merge the two threads with this title? This topic will probably begin growing as Prather gains momentum.

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Two things are for sure:

Whoever is most magaT will win the primary

Whoever wins the Rep primary will be governor.  

Get ready for a full on maga Texas. 

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3 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Quien es mas MAGA?  

Chad?

”oh, no.  Incorrecto.  Es Mantalban.....Mantalban. 

8 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Chad?

”oh, no.  Incorrecto.  Es Mantalban.....Mantalban. 

Rich Corinthian le plane!

Of course his name is Chad 

If Abbott is really as smart as he seems to be, he’ll take the challenge seriously.  The MAGA crazies will really get behind the real MAGA.  No diet or lite substitute will do for MAGA.

Reminds me of another election when I thought David Dewhurst would win the Senate.  The Cruz crazies prevailed.  The narrator in the pro Cruz attack ads would say no to Dewhurst because ‘he’s a moderate.”  I thought the Tea party electorate was idiotic back then.

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4 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Two things are for sure:

Whoever is most magaT will win the primary

Whoever wins the Rep primary will be governor.  

Get ready for a full on maga Texas. 

It's thoroughly obnoxious outside of the cities.

33 minutes ago, 89Horn said:

 The narrator in the pro Cruz attack ads would say no to Dewhurst because ‘he’s a moderate.”

Lulz. This will never happen again. Even in primaries. The magat right candidate will be screaming that the other “Republican” is a RINO or radical leftist. They have lost their minds. 

Can’t see Abbott ever losing to anyone that isn’t Donald Trump himself. He’ll be our governor for as long as he wants to be.

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

Can’t see Abbott ever losing to anyone that isn’t Donald Trump himself. He’ll be our governor for as long as he wants to be.

He can be easily primaried. He probably wouldn’t lose to a Dem, but the magats can take him down.  

13 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Lulz. This will never happen again. Even in primaries. The magat right candidate will be screaming that the other “Republican” is a RINO or radical leftist. They have lost their minds. 

Today, the RINO is the moderate.

Jesus.  Is enough of this state stupid enough to elect an internet personality because Abbott wasn't insane enough for them?

Don't answer that.

Going to love it when Allen West endorses the guy and spends every moment after session speaking bad about Abbot.

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

Can’t see Abbott ever losing to anyone that isn’t Donald Trump himself. He’ll be our governor for as long as he wants to be.

Hell, half of the folks I know swore to never vote for Abbott again because of his statewide mask "mandate" that they knew would not be enforced.  Abbott's fixing to be primaried.

Allan West is Alex Jones in a suit

Now you get to see what % of Texas “republicans” are outright nuts. Should be useful information. 

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Now you get to see what % of Texas “republicans” are outright nuts. Should be useful information. 

 I think it will be close.  So about half of them.

My biggest issue with this Chad fellow is not the fact that he is of below average intelligence, inexperienced, egotistical, dangerous, intellectually and morally bankrupt, an attention whore, easily duped, racist, and quite possibly borderline insane.  It's that he calls himself "A Humorist."  That's a specific title that only applies to few dozen people over the course of American History.  And he ain't one of them.  He's about as funny as Lt. Hauk in "Good Morning Vietnam." 

The guy's whole fucking platform is he made a 2-minute video talking about southern manners.  Basically, his political career is based on some shit he read off the back of a Cracker Barrel menu?  Keep it short, keep it savage, keep it stupid.  It's the MAGA way.  $50 says he beats Abbott.  

part of me is happy because Abbott will be in a fight and could lose to a MAGA nut.

but then the other part of me is scared because the MAGA nut could very likely be our next governor.  there's no guarantee any Dem candidate can beat a MAGA nut.

This is going to be a devil you know scenario. I might have to vote in the R primary for hot wheels if the Trump candidate is an actual threat.

Strange times. But I'll take the bird in hand traditional R who did a better job with Covid than most R governors over a risk that we have an absolute moron MAGA person as our governor.

5 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

This is going to be a devil you know scenario. I might have to vote in the R primary for hot wheels.

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This is going to be a devil you know scenario. I might have to vote in the R primary for hot wheels if the Trump candidate is an actual threat.

Strange times. But I'll take the bird in hand traditional R who did a better job with Covid than most R governors over a risk that we have an absolute moron MAGA person as our governor.

Yeah, no. For one, Greg Abbott is a piece of shit. For two, he’s been pretty much teflon in Texas despite this. Him getting posted by a Trump troll won’t help the GOP’s chances, especially with Trump not on the ballot.

This challenge, and likely any other, isn’t going anywhere though.
This is going to be a devil you know scenario. I might have to vote in the R primary for hot wheels if the Trump candidate is an actual threat.

Strange times. But I'll take the bird in hand traditional R who did a better job with Covid than most R governors over a risk that we have an absolute moron MAGA person as our governor.

Yeah, no. For one, Greg Abbott is a piece of shit. For two, he’s been pretty much teflon in Texas despite this. Him getting posted by a Trump troll won’t help the GOP’s chances, especially with Trump not on the ballot.

This challenge, and likely any other, isn’t going anywhere though.
3 hours ago, BradInATX said:

But I'll take the bird in hand traditional R who did a better job with Covid than most R governors

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Dammnit. I got excited for a brief second that Texas Republicans might primary Abbott with a principled, intelligent candidate...

Chinga tu maga

On 1/30/2021 at 11:17 AM, Helobious said:

Can’t see Abbott ever losing to anyone that isn’t Donald Trump himself. He’ll be our governor for as long as he wants to be.

MAGAts were pissed about the mask stuff.  Hell, that little gathering at the Capitol recently had some bitching about Biden, but they had signs accusing Abbott of being a Democrat because of the mask stuff.

And don't think some of them aren't hiding a bit of prejudice against somebody in a wheelchair.  I expect Prather to make a big show of how much he moves around the stage at his rallies.

On 1/30/2021 at 2:17 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

Abbott should sign a contract with dominion this year to troll them. 

i see a business model.... $3.50..... create a fwd: fwd: fwd: email, your content, and have it inserted in to the silent/boomer facebook echosystem.

"we're hearing wheels is signing a contract with dominion in advance of the next texas elections"

also, abbott suing biden for a dangerous climate agenda is a strong firewall against magattry

I just walked into my office where NPR was playing. Abbott giving the State of Texas address. Sounds like he is speaking to the Fox News crowd. I had to make sure that I was actually listening to NPR because he is just slinging red meat.

7 minutes ago, F250 said:

... I had to make sure that I was actually listening to NPR because he is just slinging red meat.

How did the sauce taste?  Abbot says that's the most important part.

1 minute ago, bernorange said:

How did the sauce taste?  Abbot says that's the most important part.

You have to bake it on Cornyn-style to truly appreciate it.

13 minutes ago, F250 said:

I just walked into my office where NPR was playing. Abbott giving the State of Texas address. Sounds like he is speaking to the Fox News crowd. I had to make sure that I was actually listening to NPR because he is just slinging red meat.

That's all it is going to be.  Abbott's sole strategy is to fend off attacks from the wingnut right.  How to do that?  Start singing the song of the wingnut right.

It's really sad how universal the decline has been -- relatively intelligent GOP politicians just tossing it all in the garbage, admitting that the only thing that matters is their political ambition, so they'll say and do whatever it takes to stay in office.  

They have no principles.  Not a single one.

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14 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

They have no principles.  Not a single one.

Greg probably has one. Gravity.

On 1/31/2021 at 9:07 AM, pacman said:

Dammnit. I got excited for a brief second that Texas Republicans might primary Abbott with a principled, intelligent candidate...

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On 1/30/2021 at 11:57 AM, Pato del Muerto said:

Now you get to see what % of Texas “republicans” are outright nuts. Should be useful information. 

100%

I thought Allen West was going to primary Abbott.  Is that now off the table?  Or are West and Chad going to split the magat vote?

3 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

I thought Allen West was going to primary Abbott.  Is that now off the table?  Or are West and Chad going to split the magat vote?

All of the pea-brain vote is off the table when Alex Jones runs in the Patriot ticket.

Insurgent candidates that say incredibly stupid shit are funny until they get the nomination and win in the general.  

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