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#4

Brings new meaning to the term - this is a stick up!

#5

On one hand id like to see him plead guilty and go straight to jail. On the other I’d really like to hear the oral testimony.

#10

She came in through a back door?

Did someone send her in to ease the tension?

#17

Judge: Son, you are going to prison for 18-36 months. Is there anything you'd like to say?

Convict: Your honor - don't care, had sex!

#18
42 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

Judge: Son, you are going to prison for 18-36 months. Is there anything you'd like to say?

Convict: Your honor - don't care, had sex!

Not according to WJC he didn’t. 😅

#20
19 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Not according to WJC he didn’t. 😅

Depends on what your definition of "is" is.

CHIEF

Edited by CHIEF
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#21

I tried to run! She yelled out "freeze!"
Pulled down my draws, dropped to her knees
Ripped of my draws as if she had claws
Broke the rules that defined sex laws
She responded quick, with a slick, welcoming kiss and a ice cream lick
Ooh I begged, I begged, "easy on my balls, they're fragile as eggs"

Part 2 coming up

#22
32 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

I tried to run! She yelled out "freeze!"
Pulled down my draws, dropped to her knees
Ripped of my draws as if she had claws
Broke the rules that defined sex laws
She responded quick, with a slick, welcoming kiss and a ice cream lick
Ooh I begged, I begged, "easy on my balls, they're fragile as eggs"

Part 2 coming up

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Edited by Dennis Taylor

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